#gotham johnathan

[king-ofthe-ruckus]

like to think that after getting out of arkham Jerome still has no understanding of pop culture for the most part, but Jonathan is like constantly on TikTok or something and around their base you'll randomly-

jonathan: femininomenon

and then an hour later om the kitchen

jerome: femininininomenon

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Jervis: what’s your greatest strength?

Johnathan: finding my way out of corn mazes

Jervis: then what’s your greatest weakness?

Johnathan: i keep finding myself in corn mazes

Jervis, realizing they’re standing in the middle of a corn maze: ...what the fuck

Johnathan: *sigh* i guess it’s my time to shine

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Jeremiah: *talks using really big science words*

Johnathan: *responds using equally big science words*

Jerome, whispering into the phone: Bruce, come pick me up, i don’t understand chinese

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Jerome: if i’m shot, can i keep the bullet?

Jervis: your body, your choice

Johnathan: THAT IS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS??

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*the legion of horribles playing poker*

Jerome: I hope you know this money is cursed

Jervis: cursed?!

Jerome: bad things will happen to anyone who takes it

Johnathan, pulling all the money towards him: bad things already happen to me anyways, let’s make it Spicy™

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Bruce: are- are you on drugs??

Jerome, clearly on drugs: no, i’m on my seat

Johnathan: i mean... he’s not wrong

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Johnathan: you shouldn’t judge me, just because i put milk before the cereal!!

Jerome: i judge thee! I JUDGE!!

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Johnathan: when i get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Jervis: why?

Johnathan: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

Oswald: lets go back to the ‘when i get murdered’ part