For those of you outside our dystopian hellscape known as Florida Governor DeSantis: all books in schools, including textbooks, library books, and free time reading books, must be approved by a person who meets the qualifications I choose. Governor DeSantis: the Scholastic Book Fair is canceled because they have unapproved books. Governor DeSantis: Teachers cannot have any rainbow flag or BLM stickers, shirts, accessories, keychains, etc visible on school grounds. Governor DeSantis: removes the (elected) Tampa area state attorney from office for saying that prosecuting people over abortions is not a good use of his office’s resources. Governor DeSantis: proposes legislation dictating that pension funds cannot decline to invest with companies based on the company’s environmental, social and governance policies. Governor DeSantis: pressures homeowners insurance companies to refuse to insure homes with solar power. Governor DeSantis: private companies are not allowed to require customers or employees to wear masks or show proof of Covid vaccine. Also Governor DeSantis: running a campaign ad that says “Freedom is here to stay!”