#gownowandspeedwell

[kingofiron]

"Can't help but feel personally violated about that part." {XD}

Once Upon a Time ——- Starters

"Wot now? Yer gettin’ all bashful on me ‘bout that? Ya know, I new a whisker-less dwarrow jus’ as bashful as ya." Dain thought for a moment before getting back on track. "It’s completely natural fer another male to compliment ye on yer royal jewels! Yer wife’s still a lucky one."

[kingofiron]

{if you're still doing these XD} “slurred words”

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

"You…YOU! Ahhh, Boar, ye need ta listen to me. D-dat, HEY! LOOKIT ME! Dun walk away now, I can see ye movin’ now. Yer a good king, dis be true. BUT YA GOT TO WORSHIP YER CHILDREN! Especially yer eldest Boarling, sh sh she’s done more fer ya dan ye realize.

AND ANOTHER THING! Ye can’t jush stay dere, sittin’ ‘round playin’ wit yer royal jewels by yerself. NO! Ye shhhhhhould share yer royal jewels with Pretty Sprite Que-KING’S royal jewels. DO ET SO WE CAN ALL FINALLY STOP HOLDING OUR BREATH! Sides, deres a pot goin’ around ‘bout this whole matter AND SHOME OF US WOULD LIKE TO BE PAID OUT NOW!”