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Barista/Bartender/Waiter AUs

I know it’s finals season and you look like you’re on the edge of a breakdown here have a free cookie too

Vampire owned coffee shop - open 24hrs a day - with humans working morning shifts and vampires working night shifts [human customer works overnight shifts at the place next door and goes for late-night coffee runs all the time]

I work as a barista in a coffee shop you frequent and I tried to make a leaf design on your coffee but it ended being a dick instead

The restaurant we work at is attached to a hotel and there’s a wedding reception we’re catering to and usually I only see you in work clothes but now you’re dressed to serve in a waist coat and everything and damn you have a nice ass.

You’re always seated in my section of the diner and one day you look really sad so I brought you a free desert to cheer you up

You just started working at my coffee shop and I know that I don’t look like it, but I’m your boss, so stop flirting with me

You’re really cute but you always order from the cafe’s app so I never get to talk to you, but I love seeing you come into the cafe every day

Please help, I’m an intern and my future career depends on this list of coffee orders being made exactly right!

You’re the bartender that rescued me from the creepy person that was hitting on me in the bar

You own the bakery across from me and I own a cafe, maybe we should work out a deal since my customers often go get dessert from your bakery

We both work at the same cafe and I’ve got the say, the uniform looks really nice on you 

I asked you what you wanted to order, you said “you” and now I’m kinda blushing?? And you look mildly horrified??

You’re a barista at my favorite cafe and usually you’re pretty happy and cheery in the morning but you’re super angry today what’s wrong?

The bartender here is super cute but it’s really hard to flirt with them when I’m drunk and giddy and probably embarrassing myself

You’re drunk and just started dancing on the bar top and now I am getting distracted from doing my job by the view of your ass - maybe I should help you down from there

You always come in, sit in my section, and order the same thing every time, so now I just let the chef know ahead of time if I see you coming in

You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink

You’re a famous critique and I’m a waiter and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you

I was trying to take a sneaky picture of you because I told my friend about the hot barista at this cafe and she wanted to see but you totally noticed and yeah this is awkward

My parents own this restaurant/cafe that you just got hired at, you always see me sitting alone at a table doing homework for hours every day and you think I just like the coffee/pastries and don’t realize my family owns this place

Prompts sent in by @random-klainer0100 (thank you, these are fantastic!!)

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More Coffee Shop AU Prompts

why the hell is this mall so big and the map so confusing?? Please help me I’ve been looking for a bathroom for twenty minutes au

“sir I can’t give you any more samples this is the third time you’ve come here today” au

Found in this list.

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Single Parent AUs

You’re my child’s favorite assistant/teacher/helper at their daycare

We’re both single parents that volunteered to chaperone the school field trip

I’m a teacher at your child’s school and we meet during a PTA bake sale

I’m the coach of your child’s little league (sports) team and you’re the enthusiastic parent that doesn’t understand the sport but is still supportive of your kid

Our kids are both a part of the same afterschool program/club and have become best friends - now they are trying to set us up on a date so they can become siblings

I was at the store with my kid when they ran up to you to tell you that your outfit was hideous - I’m so sor-wait, no, I agree with them, let me help you shop for something that actually looks good on you

I was late picking up my child from their afterschool sport/music/art club and you are another parent that stayed with my kid (and yours) until I arrived

You come to this park all the time with your kid and got nervous when you saw me talking/playing with another child you recognize since you’ve never seen me there before but I’m actually their parent’s friend/sibling not a kidnapper

My babysitter cancelled last-minute so you agreed to come to my place for our date to order take-out and watch movies, and my kid keeps hogging all your attention - i don’t know if I’m enamored or annoyed

You’re a single parent that is moving into the apartment next to mine and I volunteer to help you out when I see you struggling with juggling moving boxes and keeping an eye your kid

I own the comic book store/arcade/bowling alley that your child hangs out and you like to check-in with me every once in a while to make sure that your kid is okay

We’re coworkers and I overheard you complaining about how your ex was supposed to get a specific toy for your child’s birthday tomorrow but they completely forgot and you’ve been going crazy trying to find one - don’t ask why but I happen to have one I can give you

You design children’s clothing and my child is your company’s top model

Prompts sent in by @random-klainer0100 (Thank you, I love these!)

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Teacher/Professor AUs

You’re the Music teacher and I’m the Drama teacher and we have to work together to produce this year’s school musical but we have wildly different ideas of how to do that

I’m the university librarian and you’re the hot new professor that keeps coming into the library to do research and prep for your classes, and you’re constantly asking me for help finding certain books/materials even though I’m pretty sure you already know where to find it

Someone stole my lunch out of the fridge in the teacher’s lounge, so you offer to share yours with me.

We are teachers in the same field of study but at different schools in the area and we meet at an out-of-town conference/convention where we are assigned to be roommates

We are both teachers at the same school that were somehow talked into being chaperones on the overnight class field trip

I’m a theater professor and you’re my spouse who is also a famous Broadway actor. My lesson this week is on a production that you won an award for, so you agree to drop by my class to talk to my students

We were making out and we stumbled into a classroom that we thought was empty but it turns out there was detention going on. Do you think we’ll be able to bribe the students to keep quiet so we don’t get fired? 

Two teachers bonding over a shared dislike for the administration/other teachers

I notice you look tired/stressed so I volunteer to help you grade that huge stack of mid-terms on your desk

The benefit of being the only adult in this college course is commiserating about the woes of being single parent over a beer with the hot professor 

I’m a famous actor and you’re an elementary school teacher. I was told by my studio to shadow you for a couple weeks to prepare for my new movie role as a teacher

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Broadway AUs

We both have minor roles in this production so we have a lot of time to talk while the others are rehearsing - hey, we like a lot of the same things, wanna go for coffee later?

I’m the head of the costume dept and you’re the new up-and-coming lead actor and I am amazed at how talented (and hot) you are

This is our first dress rehearsal - how on earth do you manage to look so good in these cheesy outfits?

I have to share a dressing room with the most obnoxious jerk/self-centered diva and when flowers were delivered to our dressing room they took them assuming they were fro them but they were really for me

You’re the lead actor and I’m just a chorus boy/girl but I’ve made sure to memorize various other parts, so when both the supporting actor and their understudy are both unable to go on on opening night, I’m the only one that knows their part well enough to go on in their place - later you tell me you think I did a better job than either of them

You’re doing my stage makeup and are so beautiful I think I forgot how to breathe

During rehearsal I tripped and fell into the orchestra pit and landed on you

I asked you to help me run lines for my new role because you’re my best friend and a fellow actor but after rehearsing the kiss scene I realized I might like you as more than a friend

You’re the hot single parent of a child actor I’m working with on this production and you tell me that your kid can’t seem to stop talking about me when you’re at home so you invite me over for dinner to see what the fuss is all about

We’re both actors that keep showing up for the same auditions

I’m super nervous around you because you’re the stern high-profile director that doesn’t take any shit from his cast and this is my first Broadway production

The person playing your love interest wants a real romance with you but you’re already married to me, another member of the cast/crew

I’ve been a huge fan of yours for a while now and you were just cast to be in a production with my friend/sibling, so I forced them to take me to a rehearsal so I could meet you

Either you are really clumsy or you are purposefully tearing the seams on this costume just so you have to come see me for repairs

I’m a songwriter for a new Broadway Musical and you are a singing waiter - I love your voice and think it’s perfect for this piece I wrote please please come audition for the show!

i may or may not have fallen asleep while the director was working with a different section and you’re the angel who woke me up before they noticed

I’m a well-known Broadway actor and you’re the journalist from Broadway-dot-com that’s interviewing me but I’m having a hard time answering your questions because you are so gorgeous

Prompts sent in by @random-klainer0100 (Wonderful, thank you so much!)

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Blind Date AUs

I couldn’t get a babysitter and had to bring my kid on this blind date

You were my waiter/waitress during a blind date, and my date was being really rude to you. I just wanted to apologize

My friend set me up on a blind date with their coworker and it turns out that the person I was set up with is the same person that I see while working out at the gym every week that I have a secret crush on - and OMG they’ve had a crush on me this whole time too?

My friends signed me up for a matchmaking service without my knowledge and at first I was really angry but after some negotiations I agreed to go on ONE date and holy crap you are gorgeous guess I won’t be sabotaging this date after all

Fantasy AUs

You’re a magical creatures vet and my pet dragon is sick

I’m a royal that you, a pirate captain, just fished out of the sea, but you’re clueless about my status

How can you see me? I’m a ghost and you’re not dead. No living person has ever been able to see me before

I’m a shape-shifting dragon and you’re a witch/warlock that’s being chased by a demon trying to steal your magic, and you unknowingly take refuge in my lair - when I hear your story I help protect and shelter you

I’m a guardian angel sent to watch over you, but you’re not allowed to know that I’m not human or I’ll get reassigned and prohibited from seeing you again and your memories of me will be erased so I become your best friend to have an excuse to be around you so much

We are both elves from rival factions, but when an outside evil threatens both of our villages we have to work together to put a stop to it (and maybe heal the rift of our ancestors at the same time)

We both attend a school for magically gifted - I’ll agree to tutor you in potions if you agree to help me with my divination course work

Prompts sent in by @random-klainer0100 (Thank you!!)

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Fake Relationship AUs

My high school reunion is coming up and I RSVP’d with a plus-one because I saw that my ex was going to be there with a plus-one - I can’t let them see me without a date but I don’t have anyone to go with - will you pretend to be my significant other for the weekend?

We’re both spies/secret agents/undercover cops and we need to pretend to be married for our assignment to work

You got hurt and I had to take you to the hospital and I told the doctor I was your spouse so they’d let me stick around but hey being married has a pretty nice ring to it don’t you think?

We’re coworkers at a fancy work event and my ex just walked in on the arm of our most high-profile client - please pretend that we’re dating so they don’t think I’m pathetic and undateable

I was feeling lonely and pathetic seeing photos of all my friends and family members with their significant others posted all over social media, so I got drunk; and apparently in my drunken haze I publicly announced that I just got engaged on all my social media platforms - now I have to hire an actor from the community theater to play my fiance(e) at the engagement party people are throwing for me

My coworker keeps trying to set me up with someone and I was running out of excuses not to go on the date so I lied and said I was already dating someone and of course they are suspicious - please help me out and pretend to be my significant other so they’ll leave me alone

My friend from out of town is visiting and for some reason they thought I was dating someone - I didn’t have the courage to tell them I was single, so now I’m expected to go on a double date with them and their S.O. - please pretend to date me while they are in town

Prompts sent in by @random-klainer0100 (Thank you, these are amazing!)

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Medical AUs

You ruined both your scrubs and clothes after an accident and were in the middle of changing when I accidentally walked in on you because I got lost looking for my friend’s hospital room

You’re my clumsy roommate and I’m a nursing/med student and am constantly patching you up under the guise of ‘gaining experience’ but I just really like taking care of you/touching you 

You’re the doctor explaining my surgery to me and I have no clue what you’re saying because I’m too mesmerized by how attractive you are

I pass out while donating blood for the first time and you’re the doctor checking on me. After I come to, I ask how I got into heaven because there is an angel taking care of me

You’re a superhero and I’m the doctor you trust with your secret identity to patch you up when you get hurt during battle

Even though I’m a doctor I always freak out and become a panicked worrywart when my spouse gets sick

You’re the on-call doctor on Saturday nights and I’m purposely injuring myself so I can attempt to chat you up while you give me stitches but I s2g the first four times were accidents I just got too attached 

Look I know you don’t like needles but if you don’t come out from under the table so I can give you this shot it’s going to be very awkward for both of us 

I cut my finger too deep while cooking but I don’t want to go to the hospital and you’re the cute med student who lives in the apartment across from mine; why can’t you just stitch it up? 

I’m a resident and you’re some prodigy level intern but I’m still your senior so I’d appreciate it if you stopped trying to one up me during rounds thank you

I’m a superhero and you’re a pediatrician that I have a crush on. I try to get close to you by visiting sick kids in the hospital while in full costume while you’re working

I came to the hospital to see my sick friend/relative but I think someone gave me the wrong room number because the room I went to has a person with a head injury in it whose claiming I’m their soulmate

I fell down and am now hysterically laughing on the floor and my friend has a bad sense of humor and called out ‘is anyone here a doctor?!’ and you are now trying to save me even though I’m not actually hurt but I’m laughing too hard to tell you that

I’m a cop and you’re the nurse looking after a victim of an assault. I need to ask you a bunch of questions about your patient for my case but keep stammering over my words because of how attractive you are