#bartender au

[bluebellowl]

In a recent art request post someone asked for Bartender Emmet and I agree, there needs to be more of that AU

The environment always animates me to experiment with colours

[corrodedheartsclub]

Bartender!Steve where Eddie is out with the rest of Corroded Coffin and they’re wasted at the bar, yelling and laughing, just generally being as obnoxious as possible. Eddie gets them another round and is practically drooling over this god among men working the bar. He makes some crude comments about wanting to take his next shot off of him, and the guys are shoving him because “shut up he’s gonna spit in our drinks.” Eddie looks right at him and, with an eyebrow raised, goes, “Did you spit in my drink?” And Steve doesn’t miss a beat, “Nah I charge extra for that.” Eddie’s in love.

[clacy2812]

Indirect kiss

Bartender bill @mimirjoo

[inoghmia]

Oh ford that’s not-

Bill design by @mimirjoo

[pebblume]

pots n picks week day 6: bartender au

based on this wonderful fic by saeo on ao3! go support them!!

[promptcalender]

Writing Prompts: Bartender x Regular

“It's been a while. Is it a good or a bad sign that you're back here now?”     “I guess we'll find out.”

“Keep looking at me like that and I'll close early.”

“You're doing that on purpose, aren't you?”     “What, licking the salt off the rim of my class without breaking eye-contact? No.”

“I stayed open late yesterday. Hoped you'd stop by.”

“How much for your number on the next napkin I ask for?”     “About the cost of one dinner.”     “Perfect.”

“You know I can feel your eyes burning in my back, right?”     “Don't flirt with other customers then.”

“When are you getting off? I can walk you home. The area can be sketchy this time of night.”

“I'm cutting you off.”     “Buzzkill.”

“Don't apologize. You're one of the few people I don't mind venting.”

“You're drinking awfully fast. Bad day?”    “Give me two more and I might tell you.”

“Let me call you a cab. You're not gonna be making any good decisions tonight.”

[Prompt Calender: December 5th, National Bartender Day]

[fatesosour]

killer chat! love interests — bartender au! headcanons.

new mini series of headcanons im starting... killer chat! is the first on the docket. i'm writing this from an airport so please, ignore any typo's and shi.... im so sleep deprived, anxiety kept me up so i didn't sleep yet.

written from the concept of you're a regular at the bar, and the love interests are your bartenders... inspired by some youtube short i saw.

ronin beaufort, as your bartender!

— he overpours for the love of the game, cus you once said alcohol doesn't affect you. (it affects you terribly well... and he knows...)

— ronin watches your drink, and everyones drinks and protects them from creeps. actively shoots the soda gun at people who are being weird around drinks.

— shoots the soda gun at a lot of people. "its just tonic water, was the big deal guys" looking mfer.

— he's giving you the wrong drink. "oops, yeah i didnt think you actually wanted that other drink; finish that one and i'll make you the actual one you wanted, i guess"

— are you gonna finish that? drinks it for you.

— totally a bit wasted on the clock, and he likes it that way.

— random discounts, just for sillies to see if the owner would notice.

— dancing behind the bar for the thrill of the eyes on him. he's hot and he knows it lbr.

maria de la rosa, as your bartender!

— only makes you sweet drinks

— she doesn't let you pick your drink, not because you can't but because she likes to have you try new things.

— she's always hitting on you, to avoid randoms hitting on her.

— blows you kisses when she serves you a drink.

— your first drink is always free with her.

— dressed up to work at the bar. cosplay adjecant.

— shes can't do any flare when mixing drinks, but she tries. she gets some small flares off but nothing too crazy.

katsuo misaki, as your bartender!

— SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

— they just be pouring shit to pour shit.

— they get in soooo much trouble, but they looooooove to make you drinks, whatever you want. and make you mystery drinks.

— reading manga on the job, or playing on their psvita.

— they do so many flares, flare after flare after flare, all for a good tip, to get whatever money people are willing to give 'em.

— everyone loves misaki, and wants misaki as their bartender but theyre too busy paying attention to you.

— they hit their vape and do smoke tricks too. you love it tho.

— theyre constantly singing along to whatevers on the radio in the bar. theyre the life of the staff.

valentin viljoen, as your bartender!

— makes drinks perfect. no over pour, no underpour.

— rare freebies... but only when you need it.

— he actually breaks up fights better than the bouncer does. he is constantly jumping into fights to break shit up.

— he does get you free fries from the kitchen tho.

— he doesnt do flares... but he does give a hell of a smile as he talks to everyone. he makes it a show without making it a show. and thats real showmanship he says.

— he babies you at the bar, whenever you order, he double confirms what you want to order, and how you want it done. just to make sure you get what you want. its sweet.

— he makes a lot of experimental drinks to put on the menu, because when ronin used to do it, it ended poorly a lot.

[luvs4matt]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ꒰ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑!𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 && 𝑝𝑜𝑝 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠！𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 ꒱ 𝓦𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ◞ 𝜗℘. smut, aftercare, overthing?, mentions of m*n, takes place during chris and readers first time together, etc

୨୧ “ aftercare ” 𝓟𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒾𝓈𝑒 writing marathon ⋮ 🎤 . ⟡ ݁

format ib: @sturnentries | bartender!chris originally by @metyouinthehallway

it felt so good.

his cock was hitting every spot perfectly as he pushed down on your back, giving you the perfect arch to hit each spot inside of your leaking pussy. “god princess, feel so fuckin’ good” you moaned, you were gone.

you never knew chris would be this good in bed? this is somehow the same bartender who would barely get near you when you first met? the one who keeps his distance from people was inside of you? you couldn’t believe it. and he was good at it?????

“f- fuck chris! shit!” his fingers worked wonders on your overly sensitive clit, overstimulating you as you’ve already had a couple orgasms.

“yeah princess? y’feel me inside of you? feels good doesn’t it?” his arm wrapped around your neck, putting you in a chokehold while also giving him the perfect view of your messy face.

your mouth had drool dripping from between your lips, your eyes were practically crossed “aw baby, you’re pretty makeup is smeared? it’s all ruined?” you couldn’t bring yourself to be upset about it, feeling too good to even process what he said.

“probably want it ruined even more..” you moaned, clenching around him “ohh yeah? want me to ruin it more?” you whined, pushing your hips back against his cock, fucking yourself on him.

“c- close” your voice was strangled, you struggled to speak as pleasure overwhelmed you “good girl.. gonna cum with you princess..”

you squeezed him harder, gripping onto his bicep at the thought of him cumming inside of you, painting your walls white with his cum, completely forgetting that he had used a condom.

“fuck- cumming for you baby- shit” your jaw was slack as you came, chris shooting his cum into the rubber.

you both sat there for a moment, catching your breath. “gonna pull out now, okay princess?” you’ve never gotten a warning before, but you were grateful for it. you hissed as he gently removed his length from your hole.

“you okay?” you rolled over onto your back as chris rolled onto the other side of the bed. you just looked at him, giving him the look of ‘do you even need to fucking ask that?’. emphasis on the fuck.

he chuckled, amused. he knew he did a good job, he knew you liked it, you didn’t even need to say anything. he could tell by your face, your heavy breaths, the way your cum dripped from your pussy.

he kissed your forehead before getting up “i’ll be right back” he was being so weird… weird to you at least? you never had a man warn you that he was about to pull out? you never had a man ask if you’re okay after sex? and you sure as hell never had a man say “be right back” afterwards? they always just left if they were hookups, and went to their video game if it was a boyfriend.

your mind raced of what he could possibly be doing while he was out of the room, that was until he walked back into the room, holding a wet rag and an ice cold bottle of water “m’back princess”

he placed the water down on the nightstand, leaving the wet towel in his hand, and you questioned it “what do you have that for?”

chris looked at you like you were stupid “just open up princess” he tapped your thigh “actin’ like you’ve never gotten aftercare before” now you’re the one looking at him like he’s stupid.

“no man actually does aftercare, it’s made up” you chuckle “you seriously have never gotten aftercare before?” you shook your head. no one has ever given you aftercare ever, they were always too worried about themselves. “you’ve been with some shitty ass men princess” — “oh i know, believe me”

“i’m serious tho, open up. i’ll clean ya up then i’ll get ya somethin’ to eat, kay?”

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