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[jup1t33r]

FERNANDO ALONSOINT IN THE YEAR 2026 OH MY LORD

[jup1t33r]

delusional prediction rn while i'm still shaking:

max winsss max wins max is gonna win idk how it's gonna happen but he's gonna win kimi's gonna have a slow start and max is gonna pass and then he's gonna win monaco oh my god he's gonna win i bet he's gonna win and then i should probably eat him or something idk let me eat him

max is gonna look really good on the podium after winning

and he's gonna be soaked with champagne and he'll soak the red bull team member in champagne

and after he wins he's gonna launch through the person-barrier into the red bull crew and they're all gonna put their hands on him

alex gets points

[jup1t33r]

george not doing well at monaco is a symptom of the larger issue of him never pushing the limits

he picks up wins when they appear. he snakes thru. he does *just* enough to do alright

now that he's fighting for a championship, tho, it *isn't* enough. and at monaco, where you have to be brushing the walls and laughing in the face of carnage, it definitely isn't enough

[jup1t33r]

So, since monaco is over, how would you rank the fumbles of the all the teams (not racers) during the race and qualifying?

istg i did watch quali but i gen can't remember what happened or who fumbled so this is based on the race only:

coming in hot at number one is red bull racing what the fuck how do you send out two broken-ass cars

number two is alpine come on /both/ your cars are going through wars with the limiter? pierre could have had it all here. diabolical fumble

merc for number 3 because that drivethru pen fully dropped george out of the points and that was just... come on. you don't know how to serve a pit penalty? be so fr

gonna put ferrari number four because that pitstop shit was insane /but/ it didn't technically cost them much. like yeah charles crashed but that wasn't directly bc of the pitstop. also yes their fucking unworking brakes are bad but somehow feels less bad than the top 3

williams five because we did get alboints so how much did their fuckery hurt in the end (a position... more alboints...)

and there's my top 5. honestly the rest can be chalked up to just generally bad cars / engines.

[jup1t33r]

monaco is worth all the boring sunday btw. just for quali. holy shit the high i'm on. monaco saturday how i love you

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Girl Power Meetups : Ontario meetup 001

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