#gpomorgarah

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sarah loves me so much she pulls her leg hairs off one by one and puts them on me and calls them presents and refers to her legs as morgan present farms

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today sarah wrestled my phone away from me to post on my fb account "eatin poopy buttholes ;)" and in the process may have cracked a rib and is now in a lot of pain

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boo does not eat farts

boo that would help me find YOU in a crowd

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sarah just referred to her leg as a “morgan present farm” because she likes to pluck out her leg hairs and put them on me and say “its a present”

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I don't even have to ship Ron and Hermione, you know? It's like... it's like breathing.

Sarah literally just fucking said this

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i cant wait for the day when sarah and i are rich and famous and gpomorgarah will be a coveted url

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mcdonagh

10/10 would let him fuck me in the ass and then fly out my window

[angrylilsliceopie]

hey dere boo

boo really

1. First impression: oh fuck shes a glee blog2. Truth is: shes not a fucking glee blog3. How old do you look: 8244. Have you ever made me laugh: "nuclear fallout" 5. Have you ever made me mad: yes i am nOT A FURRY6. Best feature: DEM BROWS i also like your freckles7. Have I ever had a crush on you: according to 75% of the princeton student body8. You’re my: BOO9. Name in my phone: sarah boo lastname10. Should you post this too? do it boo do it no one needs to study ever do it boo