Jul 4, 2014
I think the mask is starting to have some side effects I didn't mean that grüse buddy
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I think the mask is starting to have some side effects I didn't mean that grüse buddy
GROOSE MY MAN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE WOULDNT HAVE HAD TO BUY THIS SHITTY GAME AND TAPE IF I'D KNOWN YOU HAD THE TRIFORCE
groosey said: ok. physically that makes no sense at all but ok. did bird brains bring you the swords n shit or am i just winging it here like the six million dollar man.
WELL have you given him the money for the tape. thats crucial to this plan you know. ill find demon lorde you find my seed the postman
groosey said: ok, wait. question. how am i gonna use any of the swords if they’re taped around you like an eggroll
theres four swords which means four hilts which means four different locations to wield me. i like to give some variety instead of just holding the same old hilt. or we can go to the gay demon lorde and get my soul bonded to a sword if you have to have it your way
groosey said: how about this. we go along with your little plan but the second we start doin somethin that i don’t agree with im sayin so and we call it off.
ATTABOY GRÜSE I KNEW YOU'D COME TO YOUR SENSES! it's all thanks to my amazing way with words and a vague understanding of the plot of jersey boys. now let's get goin, we have to get me into that makeshift sword apparatus
groosey said: WE CAN’T JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE OUR HOMELAND BECAUSE MS. HOT TOPIC OVER THERE IS THROWING A FIT
ok buddy listen up i dont know if you know this but do you understand the benefits of this gig? i thought you n me were gonna take the world by storm, a couple of boys from the old neighborhood who managed to turn a profit out of stealing magical items that may or may not destroy all of creation.
i know we can do this and i know you know that we can too. cmon pal, for old times sake.
groosey said: that sounds like a terrible idea. i love it. but, problem: as much as i like emo zelda and think she’s totally cute and stuff, she can’t have the triforce because it’ll probably destroy hyrule
THAT'S WHY THERE'S A LORULE. DUH
groosey said: ok but don’t you need to be a spirit created by hylia in order for you to be inside a sword or some shit and not a creepy little skullchild
you see that there is where the issue is. so what im thinkin', we get like 4 swords and duct tape them all together with me inside, then find somethin to cap it off with and presto, you have a sword with the best darn sword spirit around! after that's settled, how's about you n me go get that triforce thingie for holda so i can get some darn cash under my belt