Do Not Pass Go & Collect $200.
It is only January 13th, and I am beginning to feel my life is more of a joke then ever. TIme for an intervention? Probably! Will it happen? No.
Lets reflect this weekend.
Friday: Work was casual. I didn't speak to Camille, which was fine by me. I was pissed though because my Bridesmaids DVD wouldn't work. Who gets paid to sit there and watch DVDs? I DO! Well after work, I went to Meghan's house to go to Graftons with her family because they were celebrating their 10th year anniversary. It was a good time. I always love hanging out with her family. We got out from dinner around 9:30/9:45. I went home to shower since I went straight to her house after work. I got yelled out for taking to long, but honestly, I couldn't find my other flat. My room is not that big, where the hell did it go? I swear, a ghost hid it!
Meghan picked me up and then we dropped her brother, Andrew, off at a bar called Rockswells, never been there. We decided to go local because her father put them on a curfew because Meghan, Andrew and their mom had something to do early in the morning, which was more than fine because we started drinking at dinner. Meg and I ended up going to Napper Tandys in Smithtown. It was pretty empty but we ended up talking to a few guys. The guy that was chatting up my ear was named Chris (go figure!) and the guy talking up Meg's ear was named Tim (another go figure!!). Well anyway, I swear I thought Chris was gay! If you could only see how he was dressed and his hair! He legit had the Johnny Bravo hair going on! I figured that was a hair style you would rock in middle school, maybe even high school, but you are 22 with that! Apparently though, he had a lot of money, which I guess should have turned me on and made me want to speak to him more but I am not a gold-digger and have enough guys I am more than aware I am wasting my time on. Well, we stepped out to have a smoke [I know, I know. I am trying to quit. Don't believe me on that because I have been saying it for close to 2 years now! Ha.. Hopefully this year!]. Chris and I started to get into politics. Why would I even do that? I don't follow politics, or even vote and go figure that was the conversation we got into. He kept saying "You don't know me, you can be honest with me". Why wouldn't I be honest with you? I am not the kind of girl who is going to tell you what you want to hear so you'll sleep with me. No Thanks! I will be straight up honest, no beating around the bush, because that is the kind of asshole I am. Take me or leave me, I don't care!
When we got back in, Meghan shot me the eye that she was ready to go. We talked a bit about what the conversation I had at outside and she told me how Tim said I was boring! HA! That kind of did annoy me though. I am NOT boring. Call me boring because I am not showing you the time of day? But excuse me, you are pretty much hitting on my friend. I will NOT pull a jersey shore move and steal you from her. As soon as we finished our beers, we left. We were supposed to pick Andrew back up, but he apparently somehow ended back at Graftons and would find a ride home. I thought I was a hot mess when I went out, but I think because of his break up with his ex-girlfriend, right now- Andrew takes the cake on that.
While we were at Napper Tandys, I got a text message from who else, drum rolls please, TONY! Ugh. I am such a sucker for a hot guy. My friend Kevin was trying to get me to go out for weeks now, so I used this as a perfect opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. Kevin and I caught up, I danced with some guys from high school. One guy, Steven 'Cruz' admitted the next day that he wanted to take me home and I straight out told him that wouldn't have happened and that I don't go home with guys that I meet at the bar. If he only knew that I just hook up with them in the car. Once Kevin left, I was just hanging out with Cruz, another Steven and another kid that wrestled with my ex-boyfriend that I can't remember his name. After a while, a circle was created and whoever was left and daring danced in the middle showing off what kind of moves they had. I definitely stayed out of the middle of that circle. Rather then, I got tired and went and hung out with Tony. Which was nice because I got to sit down! AWESOME! I hung out there until Tony got off and then, of course, I went with him to his car. We hooked up, which I know goes against my entire post about him. After we were finished, I got in my car and went home. But before I did that, he told me "I'm not going to be here next weekend, I am going away for a bachelor party"... Well, hmmm. I didn't realize I was his Friday night hookup. That needs to change. If I am hooking up with a guy, it needs to be more on my terms, definitely not theirs. My response was "I wasn't coming here next weekend, I have a friend coming into town for the weekend". As I was getting out of the car, I said "What I am going to hear from you next Friday" He said "No" [Which is the right answer, given that statement, regardless how true his no was] and as I shut the door I said "Ill believe it when it happens". So well see Mr. Tony, I think your all talk and probably won't show me otherwise.
Saturday: During the day, I practically did nothing! I got home after 4am, I was not moving to do anything. I do want to start going to the gym, so I do not know how I am going to incorporate that into my hectic lifestyle, but I will make it happen! I had to work at the Knights of Columbus [KoC} at 6:15 so I just lounged until I had to get ready for that. While at the KoC, I ran into Joey. I had seen Joey a few days earlier when I was there and questioned him about his boy Justin. Ohhh good ol' Justin. When I met Justin, I was doing my community service at the KoC, because I am a freaking delinquent. We talked and he seemed like a nice guy, so I didn't mind giving him my number, even though I really have no filter who I give my number too these day (I need to change that or work on giving them the wrong number. Meg did it best Friday night when she gave the guy her number but changed the area code! Def need to try that!). Well Justin said he would text me that Wednesday. Pretty much, like any other guy I have given my number too, I did not hear from him. Why would Justin be any different then the other guys I have given my number to?
The day after I saw Joey, I got the text from, dun dun dun, JUSTIN! Oh hey now! Pretty much, Friday he asked me what I was doing and I said I wasn't sure. He invited me to go to Selden to see him preform stand up comedy. That wasn't happening. It just turned out that Justin was going to the KoC Saturday to have a few drinks with Joey since it was his birthday! We hung out with everyone at the bar there so it wasn't awkward or anything. Toward the end of the night, he asked if I could take him home because he couldn't drive. Being the nice person I am, I said sure. Was it worth being a dick on his birthday and not give him a ride home? I did not THINK anything twice about it. Justin had another agenda.
He gave me the directions to his house but when we pulled up, he asked if I was going in. I said "No haha". Like really Samantha, you didn't see that one coming? I pretty much tried to play it off as I had a lot to do on Sunday (which I had all the intentions of doing, just did not get around to it). He was like come in and have one drink. At this point, I am feeling cornered and the conversation is starting to become extremely awkward. I said I couldn't have a drink. Given my situation, going back to jail is not on my agenda for 2013. Well he asked about three times to hang out and I kept denying him. Nexxxttt completely blew my mind away. I am still trying to determine if he was drunk, or high or a combination of both. He pretty much leaned in a kissed me. Because I don't know how to avoid situations like that or get myself out of them, I kissed him back. It is so unattractive to to make out with someone whose breathe has alcohol on it. (Keep that in mind to always carry gum or mouth wash on me, especially when I am out!) I kept cutting the kisses shorter because I really just didn't want to be in that situation annnnddd he wouldn't get out of my car! That was the worst part! [Never give a guy a ride home, unless you are okay with hooking up with them. Is that the right thing to think? Or am I out of my mind?] Finallllllyyy, he got out of my car and I was able to go home.
It wouldn't be a typical ride home if I didn't drive in the opposite direction on N. Ocean Ave for a good, I'd say, 10 minutes. Smh. Stupid GPS wouldn't locate itself to give me the directions home. [Tony would have appreciated that since I missed to turn when he drove me home. What can I say, I am a WINNER! Smh]
Earlier in the night, I had texted Vinny. Yes, we are on talking terms again. Well see if he keeps up his side of things because I will not go back to being the one always hitting him up. Maybe hell actually initiate hanging out (doubtful). But I knew Vinny was working at Lilys that night [thank you Facebook and Lily Flanagans]. He didn't tell me he was working there, but I don't know if I would have met up with him there anyways since I was seen leaving with Tony the night before. Samantha does NOT need to make a name for herself there. I was hoping he would have gotten out at a decent time and came over to hang out, but that did not happen. I ended up falling asleep and waking up to a text around 3:30am saying that he just got home and good night. Needless to say, I haven't heard from him today.
I will not get my hopes up with any of the guys I'm "talking" to or hooking up with. I know I just have that magnet for douche bag guys. Maybe one day, probably never, I'll meet a nice guy.
Well. Good Night.
Xoxo.
-S.