#grahampuckerman;

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Text ✉️ Graham

Gunther: Can we please make a compromise of some kind?

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TEXT ✉ Gunther and Graham

Graham: HELL YEAH HELL YEAH. Wait, is your face healed?

Gunther: Mostly, yeah. I go in to get the actual plastic thing over it Monday, so, y'know. Clubbin' time.

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[text] How's your face lmao

[text] Swollen, bruised. It’s not so bad, though. 

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Text ✉️ Graham & Gunther

Graham: Okay so, you want me to tell all the Fabrays immediately. Got it.

Gunther: What.. Why do you do this?

Gunther: I'm serious, Graham, you can't tell. Or y'know what, do, because this will probably make things even worse and why stop when I'm so far ahead?

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Text ✉️ Gunther & Graham

Graham: LOLOLOL DUDE DON’T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW

Graham: I DON’T WANNA GET SLAPPED BY ASSOCIATION

Graham: ur gonna die

Gunther: ..They all know don't they?

Gunther: But seriously, my question still stands. Have you ever fucked up this bad?

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hockeyxpuck replied to your post : What do you plan to do tomorrow at the Carnival?

You’re not gonna eat more pie than me dude, there’s no way

We’ll see. 

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Text ✉️ Graham & Gunther

Graham: THATTA BOY GUMBY. You’ve come to the right place

Gunther: Good because I'd like to black out the entire day.

Gunther: When and where?

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hockeyxpuck replied to your post : What do you look for in a significant other?

A hot ass, that’s what you should’ve said. That works for dudes too

Very true. A nice face in general doesn’t hurt. And I’m still a boobs guy to be honest. Not that it’d matter when going into a relationship.