#grand...duke

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grand---duke replied to your post:only the loudest and most powerful /wA-PISH!/ BC...

` yes, exactly—HELL. i believe the word for this situation is, ah, /payback/ `

“Payback!? I don’t remember slapping your arsch so hard you’ve got mein handprint seared into your flesh! If I can’t sit for the next week, I’m leaving a bootprint on yours.”

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[*wonders how Dan would react to Hades’ “son” tbh lol*]

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grand---duke answered your ask:“Just because that’s a mistletoe hanging above us...

“...Are... Are you pouting?” Because if that wasn’t a pout on Dantalion’s face, he didn’t know what was. “Ja, I’m awesome, but I didn’t think you’d want mein lips on you that badly.”

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grand---duke replied to your post:grand—duke replied to your post:[I have Wildest...

( that mind reading thing really c oMES IN HANDY TBH )

[OH NOES, WE'RE DOOMED, R U N]

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grand---duke replied to your post:[I have Wildest Dreams stuck in my head and these...

( i l o VE IT OMG )

[Hahaha Gil's like "Yes, he's attractive, but the big head he gets isn't, so DON'T LET HIM KNOW OMG" XD]

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[I have Wildest Dreams stuck in my head and these specific lyrics

He’s so tall, handsome as hell He’s so bad, but he does it so well

And I keep thinking Dan and now Gil’s just giving me the most disgruntled look I’ve ever seen like “Dammit, mun, no”]

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grand---duke replied to your post:grand—duke replied to your post:grand—duke replied...

( it would be perfect omg ♥ )

[Angry beebs with flutes. Hella XD]

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grand---duke replied to your post:grand—duke replied to your post:grand—duke replied...

( imagine them trying to drown one another out and they slowly end up playing a duet omg ♥♥ )

[When they realize, they both just freeze with an eugh expression like “I did not just make a duet with that idiot” lmao]