Happiest of birthdays to the dearest of Ephies! (aka @fleetingdesires)
Ephie, for those who don't know, is an excellent human. Super smart, super clever, hella funny, great taste, and (best of all) sooooo filthy. We love to see it.
She is a very fun person to be around. But she's also a solid person to have around. I am so blessed to know her, and so celebrate her existence, I shall encourage you to check out some of her filth work!
Cravings
series. Albus Severus/James Sirius. Rated E. 8k. Incest (if the pairing didn't make it obvious LOL.) Underage (16.) Mild dub-con. Cest Fest 2022.
Albus is too tempting for his brother to resist.
An Inappropriate Use of a Dentist in His Office
Hermione/Mr. Granger. Rated E. 4k. Incest (...obviously.) PWP.
In which Mr Granger sees something he really would rather not in his own daughter's mouth, and it sends him spiralling. The said daughter provides relief of an unexpected sort.
Heartbreak Warfare
Harry/Snape. Rated T. 5k. True Love' Kiss. Snarry-a-Thon 2022.
The Potions master was dosed with heartbreak in a vial, ensuring a perfectly ironic death… Unless someone came along to cure him with true love’s kiss.
Mirage
Harry/Snape. Past Lily/James/Snape. Rated E. 600. Dysfunctional.
In the throes of Severus' passion, it is not the man before him that he sees. It is Lily, and it is James, and it is a secret he will take to his grave.
permit me voyage into your hands
series. Draco/Lucius. Lucius/Severus. Draco/Lucius/Severus. Rated E. 19k (more to come!) Incest (of course.) Cest Fest 2022.
Draco knows he shouldn’t want his father to pound him into the mattress. But after seeing how very good Daddy is at it, the boy will do anything to get his way — and gets so much more than he ever dreamt of.
If you're here, you've had at least a taste of the delicious degeneracy I love to read and write. If I am wrong: I don't know how you got here, truly, but I am very pleased.
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SELF-RECS by fandom under the cut! (updated 5 Aug 2023)
In which I write fics that should feel squirmy but don't. Trust me on this one. Try a taste of the forbidden fruit. There’s some select fluff in there too. What can I say, I’ve got range.
Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Heartbreak Warfare | 5k | T | Snarry
The Potions master was dosed with heartbreak in a vial, ensuring a perfectly ironic death… Unless someone came along to cure him with true love’s kiss.
The Want of You | 7k | E | Snarry
On his night off, Severus unexpectedly realises that Harry has grown into quite an attractive man. He's just not going to think too hard about it. No, he's not going to think about him at all. It's fine. He's fine. Everything is fine.
Marching On | 10k | E | Snarry, Snucius, minor Teddy Lupin/Harry Potter
Fifteen years into their relationship, the status quo becomes untenable. Harry grapples with the issues he's swept under the carpet, while Severus finally realises that his best might not have been good enough.
And Teddy? Well, he's just the catalyst that brought home the hard truths.
HPdom Cest Fics
When a Fire Starts to Burn | 10k | E | Snarry
It's a Severitus to Snarry A/B/O!
Severus is stood up by an alpha for his yearly heat. Suppressants can only help so much then, and when his heat comes on with his sixteen-year-old adoptive alpha son around him, well, things happen.
Daddy Dom and the Pureblood Prince | 8k | E | Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy
Draco knows he shouldn’t want his father to pound him into the mattress. But after seeing how very good Daddy is at it, the boy will do anything to get his way — and gets so much more than he ever dreamt of.
The Lover and the Boytoy | 10k | E | Draco Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Draco has been thirsty for his Daddy’s best friend, Severus Snape - and Lucius knows it. Of course he'll indulge his boy, even (or maybe, especially) if it means sharing his lover.
An Inappropriate Use of the Dentist in His Office | 4k | E | Hermione Granger/Mr Granger
Inspired by this scintillating fact: "Dentists can tell if you’ve given a blow job recently. There is very specific bruising that occurs on the roof of the mouth."
In which Mr Granger sees something he really would rather not in his own daughter's mouth, and it sends him spiralling. The said daughter provides relief of an unexpected sort.
Alternate summary: When Dentist Daddy looks at his daughter's mouth and goes, “Girl, what that mouth do?”
Flesh of the Father, Freely Given | 18k | E | Harry Potter/Lily Luna Potter
Lily Luna has always been Harry's pride and joy. Spoiled and spunky, she was everything he could have ever asked for in a daughter. The day he finds out just what she's been up to online, however, is the day when he realises that he wants nothing more than to go from Dad to Daddy.
For more, check out my HP Cest Fest '22 masterlist!
Sherlock Holmes/Mycroft Holmes (BBC Sherlock)
Home | 9k | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
"Back to Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes," Mycroft had said. But two years away, and he may as well have died in that fall off the roof of St Bart's. Baker Street was no longer synonymous with home.
On impulse, Sherlock sends a text to Mycroft. Can I stay with you for a while? SH
Parallel | 20k | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
It happens, again and again. It happens every time Mycroft comes home. Sometimes, all they do is kiss. Most times, they do more than kiss. Mycroft never initiates it, but it doesn't matter when he always gives in, when he hopes for it, when he comes to look forward to the increasingly skilled seductions of his brother.
scales (and what they do) | 13k | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
Sometimes, communicating face-to-face is just too hard.
Alternatively: Constantly text your crush for absolutely no reason + Holmescest = this fic.
Say Something Loving (series, on hiatus) | 90k+ | E | Sherlock/Mycroft
One brother held a gun on the other, and years of denial came crashing down around their ears. But reality is always more complex than fantasy, even for the brothers Holmes.
The end of the line, but there was only one thing he wanted to know. "Tell me one last thing, brother. In this end, was it worth it to deny us what we wanted?"
After the wait of a lifetime, Mycroft finally brings someone home for Christmas. The handsome, suave, and intelligent Antony is genuinely charming, and it is obvious to anyone why he has caught Mycroft's eye.
Sherlock could care less, but he is determined not to show it. Until Antony charms him too, and he has to admit that Mycroft may have finally moved on from their past.
