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harry finds an old polaroid of sirius and james making out and gets so hard he faints
HP Cest Fest 2025: Reveals Masterlist ☕️
Reveals are HERE! 🎉
A huge THANK YOU to all of our HPCF25 creators! With 63 works in the Collection this year, we are so thankful for all of the enthusiasm from creators and consumers alike!
2025 Masterlist Stats 📊
🖤 Blackcest (19)
💚 Malfoycest (5)
❤️ Pottercest (11)
🧡 Weasleycest (6)
💙 Othercest (11+)
💛 Pseudocest (9+)
💜 Selfcest (2)
2025 Reveals Masterlist ⤵️
just some jalbus reference pic don't mind me
@microcest prompt no. 074 - gray hair(s) | Harry/Albus Severus | 252 words
“It’s not the same anymore.”
You lock identical green eyes with the young man draped along your side, who squirms his body against yours as you trail lazy fingers up and down his spine.
“Hm?”
“Our hair.” He cards his fingers through your unruly locks, biting his bottom lip in thought. “Yours has grey in it now. It’s not the same colour as mine.”
You resist the urge to laugh at how put out he looks by this revelation.
“That’s called aging, Albus. And while I know wizards go through the process at a slower pace, it still happens.” You narrow your eyes at him playfully as a new thought crosses your mind. “I should think you’d be happy about that. If memory serves, you used to rue your resemblance to me every second of every day.”
Al pushes up on his elbows to face you, his lips twisted into the smirk you’ve always loved as so quintessentially his. “Let’s just say I have a newfound appreciation for our shared attributes nowadays,” he replies cheekily, one hand snaking down towards the waistband of your pyjama pants. He strokes you over the material, his smirk magnifying at your soft groan.
“Merlin, Al—how ever will I guess just which attribute you appreciate most?” you tease as he runs his hand along your semi-hard length in a maddeningly slow motion.
“It’s obviously,” he drawls, shifting as he leans up to press a soft kiss against the side of your head, “the grey hairs.”
After reading such beautiful second person halbus from @rowena-rain and @the-invisibility-bloke recently, I saw this prompt and couldn’t resist trying out the ship myself!
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Fic Update! (Harry/Albus Severus, Harry/Tom, E, 30k+, wip)
It felt like coming home—a loaded word for him. Like the first time he arrived at Hogwarts, maybe—terrified and exhilarated, and already falling in love. A sense of wrongness, of Otherness—mingled with a sense of undeniable belonging. The feeling that he didn’t really understand how he was meant to fit, cradled by the irrefutable knowledge rooted somewhere deep inside that this strange new world was exactly where he was meant to be, and he could no more separate himself from Albus than he could separate himself from his magic.
Read it from the beginning here!
my year in fic: 2024
Thanks for the tag, @wolfpants!
I was (am) intimidated to join the HP fandom, so thank you to the folks who’ve reached out and adopted this introverted newbie, 'cause lord knows I’m too shy to DM first. 🫣 No-pressure tags: @greenmegsnoham @galaxostars @ruinsplume @shyinsunlight
Next year I’m taking the plunge into Drarry proper. Someone please hold my hand.
My completed HP works from 2024 (or... ever):
🎁 the gift that keeps on giving | Harry/Draco/Teddy | 13k
💌 speeding through red lights (into paradise) | Harry/Sirius | 10k
✋ hold infinity | Harry/Sirius | 3k
🏍️ joyride | Harry/Sirius | 2.5k
🩸 periculum | Harry/Sirius | 25k w/ art by @kis00kis
🔥 a fire they can't put out | Harry/Albus Severus | 5k w/ art by @kis00kis
🧪 tastes like the real thing | Harry/Teddy | 15k
🏆 Winner Takes All | Sirius/Regulus | 8k
💔 ce temps qui les efface | Sirius/Regulus | 3k
💀 Sisyphus | Orion/Regulus, Sirius/Regulus | 3k
And a whole mess of microfics.
weasleycest this, blackcest that... i wanna see POTTERCEST. yeah, i wanna see james potter dating harry potter. think about it, they're both idiots in the same level. harry is just like his father, after all. i wanna see them having a beautiful relationship and dating and kissing and being all in love. cuz they'd both be head over heels for each other and pining idiots.
I know you enjoy Blackcest, but have you ever tried Pottercest? Or is that too much?
pottercest is kind of whatever to me? i mean i don't see a reason as to why it would happen , yk ? the potters are the Good family wo problems to me, f&e&j were shown to be happy and safe and loving, that's kind of their whole thing, so to make them disturbed enough to indulge in incest is kind of whatever to me. i can see harry developing weird psychosexual feelings for both his parents, his aunt and cousin from somewhere in his early childhood to mid teenage years but nothing that he would voice, accept, or act on. it's fun to think about his thought process though !!!