#greaaaaaat

[pizzopaps]

my stomach has been really upset and acidic and burpy the last two days and i just found out acid reflux is a side effect of my new birth control 🙃🙃

[leviathanswingman]

got my last two wisdom teeth pulled and my body went

you know what would be great now? being sick 😎

fever and cough be upon ye

[olivia-ivy]

A cop came in to give a presentation for RA training

Cop: "Homeless people asking for money is not illegal, that's essentially what the Salvation Army does at Christmas, and we don't want to stop the good work they do, right?"

Me, an educated gay:

[kohimiruku]

I keep getting 5* from the new banner but they're not the ones i need

Like

What

WHAT

NOW THIS IS JUST BULLSHIT

[a-salty-alto]

I think the trade off for all the SteveTony goodness in "New Year's Resolution" is that Tony is going to be stuck in an alternate dimension for the rest of the season.

[wanyasd-blog]

i hate getting anxiety in front of your coach and you end up lookin like a wuss

[useful-boy]

Oh gee thanks this is exactly what we wanted

Yeah no one's been asking for this shit to get permanently removed, only for the snooze feature to be longer. Perfect, you guys got it completely. Know what the best part is?

IT DOESN'T FUCKING LEAVE ANYMORE.

@humans

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

Had a bad day. Found out that a person I tolerated is pedophilic and borderline incestuous, a person I knew is a total fascist who protested against pacs (first draft of gay marriage in France) multiple times, and a person I looked up to voted for the alt right at the latest presidential elections.