#greasefanboy

[rhymekind-blog]

[ greasefanboy ]

TG: oh hey uh TG: cromeo TG: google crom TG: ...cronut

TG: been awhile since ive seen you  TG: you been puttin out feelers for alien babes to scam on or have you been a good boy since obama-san went away?

[vvioletkind-blog]

CA: hey cro CA: been awwhile since wwe talked CA: im not real sure wwhat happened i just kinda sorta blacked out there for a hot second i guess

CA: anywway yeah im not sure wwhy im evven textin you about this but i just kinda wwanted to see wwhat your up to i guess

greasefanboy

[obsidianlauridsen-blog]

❥

❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)

He probably wouldn’t even ask properly. If he could stop kissing someone he may say ‘come back to my place’ but he’s used to just kissing them out of the door and into his car.

[waterwinged-gem]

✄

[☂]~ She was holding a person underwater when the fish troll walked in. “Oh hey there! I was giving this human swimming lessons; we were starting with basic breathing techniques. Do you wanna join?” The thrashing body slowed to a stop.

[waterwinged-gem]

☻

Answered here!

[outcoldchick]

☺

“Oh man, where do I begin? Cro I could go for, but I feel like everyone calls you that! A man like you needs something original, something fantastic, something like..!

Finny!“

[rhymekind-blog]

"Do I go for the booty, or not the booty?"

    ❝...on second thought there are some people who should just leave the booty alone.❞

[avitusnota-blog]

greasefanboy:

CRONUS: ill eat vwhatevwer you vwant so long as youre feeding it to me. CRONUS: but if youre asking for preferences, i like pineapple.

This is what she got herself into. Terrific. "I suppose, but I hate to say that I'm out of pineapple."