Lava sighting (?)
Okay, so, to preface this, i have to explain, that i live in the cornerest appartment of a building, and the building right near me is two stories tall, and i live on the third floor, so i have clear view and decent hearing range on whatever is going on. I even often see teens doing their harmlessly mischevious activities up there when it's daytime.
And so, the fire and earth ninja were parkouring to somewhere in their ninja fits, and one of the jumps they landed on that rooftop, but the earth ninja landed a little too on the edge, and almost fell, but the fire ninja caught him, and i heard em loud and clear, he said "woah, can't have you falling for anyhing but me, hot stuff". This was horrible, and what was worse, i heard earth ninja giggle while earth was pulling him up
I hate the fact that i have withnessed that. Send help.
(To clarify, i am totaly supporting as much as it's normal for a stranger to support a celebrity's relationships, i am just currently cringematised by being in hearing range of that godawfull pick up line lol-)
- 🍄 anon
NINJA SIGHTING ‼️
OH NO I HOPE HE DON'T FALL
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The sillies ever
that pick up like us so cringe it loops back around to being cute smh 😔












