#greatesteverseamonkey

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If white people are recommending Asian restaurants now the best Chinese place is Shanghai Flavour on Williams street in that little mews thing. We're always the only white people there and both times I've been it was just with mum or just with dad and we got five spice 1/2 duck (life changing) and mixed vegetable (with like four kinds of mushrooms one of which is like lemony and I really want to find out what variety) and we were like SO MUCH FOOD and yet ate it all. And no MSG according to Mum.

It’s got pretty high ratings on urbanspoon so that sounds hella promising! I’ll have to try it out. And mmm four kinds of mushrooms that sounds amazing. I am all about eating all the different kinds of (non-poisonous) mushrooms.

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greatesteverseamonkey said:

I read that as “what’s your nationality?” “amphibious”

i am from air, land and sea

i am a child of the world

also, a child of newts.

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greatesteverseamonkey replied to your post“I just heard the most comical scream from next door and I’m just glad...”

Tammy someone probably been murdered who would that make you feel?

I think it was Mac, so it's no big deal.

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tellurium-copper replied to your post“I’M ACTUALLY really interested in going to get some makeup lessons...”

Pls learn with me

i am SOOOOO keen you have no idea. come and play with alaska and then we can mess around with makeup. 8) and maybe go for bubble tea or w/e idk i am really into chatime lately.

greatesteverseamonkey replied to your post“I’M ACTUALLY really interested in going to get some makeup lessons...”

pinterest and youtube have heaps of tutorials and then you just mess around 'til you find what you like/can draw a straight line in liquid eyeliner.

yeah sounds like a plan! i did actually buy some inky eyeliner today and despite my first attempts being terrible i could tell that it's going to be really easy to handle once i can figure out how to keep my hands steady and how to make my eyes uh, less scared of being jabbed.

roxaeliafields replied to your post“I’M ACTUALLY really interested in going to get some makeup lessons...”

Michelle Phan does wonderful tutorials.

Ohh yeah I think I've seen some of hers before. I'll definitely check her videos out again now that I have more stuff on hand! Cheers for the rec!

green-san replied to your post“heyhocloudy said: ooogh i feel u i need to do proper lady makeup...”

Try this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD1ncPzOYbE

THE SPOON TUTORIAL i completely forgot all about it! aaa everything about that tutorial is perfect.

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greatesteverseamonkey replied to your post“How do you explain to someone that making fun of a person on the train...”

FUCKING PERTH I WAS IN A CHOIR WITH HIM WHAT THE FUCK also he's a dick and his dad's weird and as mum once said, 'Of course he's racist, he's English!'

PERTH'D AGAIN

incredible

that somehow cheers me up a lot

that other people know him and have come to the conclusion that he's a dick completely separately

but yeah he's kind of a jerk and he has a lot of those opinions about what 'real music' is

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greatesteverseamonkey replied to your photo“I bought a lot of Tohato sesame biscuits and butter sable cookies to...”

Whenever I go into Farmer Jack's all the cashiers look about 12.

feoaufhhfhf yeah i've noticed that

i'm PRETTY SURE?? this cashier was older

i goddamn hope this cashier was older

but either way, in hindsight i realise that lindt strawberry cheesecake chocolate bars are more important than the physical attractiveness of any person

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greatesteverseamonkey replied to your post: ask me thsings im tippers...

It’s barely five, for shame. Also: you/Drew? It’s so on, yes?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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greatesteverseamonkey replied to your post: okay but for real i’m freaking out about...

I totally just did that for one of my assignments, the head-in-the-sand screwing myself over thing :/. Just focus on how good you’ll feel after it’s done then like eat heaps of cake and hug your cat.

truly awesome advice. yeah i'm basically going to go on an everything-binge as soon as this week is over. cooking binge. eating binge. drawing binge. porn drawing binge. painting binge.crafting binge. exercise binge. friend-meeting binge. laughing binge.

okay it's time for me to get some shuteye, but thank you everyone for your responses! have an awesome day/night!! :V