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Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of riders who ain't in the mood for friendly people and polite greetings, upset looking riders whose facial expressions say "I Hate Working On Surdays Moe!!!", off the hook bammas lunchinlikahmug, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of senior old school players whose keys jingle with they sit down, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in petty ass old head Aunts with light mustaches hating on Green Line Honeys for no reason, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngin and nem entering and exiting at Gallery Place Station, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes as big as baby hands, body oil salesman wearing body oil ammunition belts, and Green Line Queens with natural hair styles, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of glassy eyed white dudes who keep sniffing, and a 50% chance you hear a hood sexy honey say "Shid its a rack of white people starting to move around my way like shit." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dmvcomedy #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/BwwpV6YhoU-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hes6rgtm4vxz

Here's #Happy420 #Saturday #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of wake and bakers with heavy eyelids, hood sexy honeys who hit a jay while walking their Yorkies this morning, super cool white dudes who refer to marijuana as pot, smoked out #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of weed smokers wishing other weed smokers a happy 420, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in weed head parents who've punished their children for dumping their roach filled ashtrays, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on advocates of 420 and riders who smoke like it's 420 everyday, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders who just received an uplifting text from their weedman, Rasta brothers who bun good ganja, and giggling white girls who smell like a combination of humus and high grade, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old head Aunts smelling like smoked reefer and Egyptian Musk, and a 0% chance you see Trayon White and Muriel Bowser sitting on a bench at Anacostia Station burning a fat spliff. Thank You and Have a Great Day, HAPPY 420, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #DontMuteDC #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwem1_EB4f3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oeyon1hzrh35

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of young mothers with children whose facial expressions say "I could be at home playing Fortnite but nah I'm out with her running errands.", fake bammas wellin about getting money to attract the attention of passing Green Line Honeys, goofy gentrification transplants who are greener than collards, jive like close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of young dudes wearing earphones reciting violent lyrics while a cross hangs from their silver chains, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys who sound like they're singing when they say "GURLAAAH", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on young dudes whose jeans fit so tight it appears their legs have trouble breathing, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hood sexy honeys jonin on a random busted shawties with failing hair weave, old school brothers who label friends they grew up with sandbox homies, and very noticeable eyelashes as long as private jet wings, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of eclectic looking honeys who appear to be confident, strong and very focused, and a 80% chance you enter the train and it smells like a combination of weed, cologne, fast food, and baby lotion. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #citylife #cityliving #gogomusic #DontMuteDC https://www.instagram.com/p/BwMt_YgBBVP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ggbbejxpvxqb

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of dudes who label women everything but a Queen, eyelashes as long as a Sunday Service at your grandmother's church, millennial generation bammas whose clothes fit real got damn tight, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of crab leg loving hood sexy honeys conversing about their night time plans, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in old head Aunts with fresh shiny $15 ponytails feeling themselves, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of riders, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of face tattoos and bull nose rings, off the hook kids who must not comprehend "IMMA BEATCHORE LIL ASS!!!", and young white women whose facial expressions say "If called a racist say "I have black friends."", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Brut scented senior old school players, and a 50% chance you over hear a senior old school brother tell his Queen "Now you know got damn well I ain't looking at that young girls ass." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #TrayonWhite #Ward8 #DCLIFE #dailylaughs #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusic https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv6kswUB4-n/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1koc18fs53j1s

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of Nationals fans on their way to watch the game and get drunker than Cootie Brown, riders on their way to enjoy the beautiful sights and sounds of gentrified DC aka Vanilla Latte, hood sexy honeys who look like they put lots of time into their baby hairs, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of tattooed calves and fat meaty arms, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in skinny skinny jean youngins entering and exiting at Gallery Place Station, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Anacostia, Gallery Place, and West Hyattsville Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of staggering drunk National's fans entering at Navy Yard, and Water Front Stations, riders who can't wait for the crowds of loud drunk National's fans to exit and transfer to the bamma ass Red Line, and supersized eyelashes obstructing hood sexy honey's views, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of hippie looking chubby white women smelling like patchouli, and a 50% chance you over hear a skinny jean youngin jonin on played out shoes he's labeled "WHAT ARE THOSE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #WashingtonInformer #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #fox5dc #GoodDayDC #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #goodmanleague #DCLIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvom44mho5U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19cz7gknatgox

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of Ugg Boot wearing baby hair having petite rookie fly girls with much attitude entering at Suitland, Naylor Road, Southern Ave, Congress Heights, and Anacostia Stations, excited hype ass gentrification transplants whose behavior says "I had a line of booger sugar for breakfast this morning." hood sexy honeys whose eyelashes are as long as real steep water slides, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders wearing dark shades looking like members of the witness protection program, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in fly ass young grandmothers with glittery long fingernails looking phattadenahmug, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at all stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of seated riders whose facial expressions say "I wish these peoples behind me would STFU!!!", crying kids seconds away from an ass burning ass whooping, and old school players who'd lose their minds if Stone Cold Hustla by DC Scorpio came on over the train's intercom, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of hood sexy honeys on their way to shop for club clothing at the world famous Iverson Mall, and a 50% chance you see a rider trip running up the escalator while onlookers facial expressions say "He/She almost bust that ass moe!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dc_eyes #dclife #dcornothing #imsodc #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #goodmanleague #JYB #gogomusiclives #bouncebeat https://www.instagram.com/p/BvWjilohq6L/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e6tq8cdnz08r

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of riders romantically looking into their phones like a romantic dude gazing into the eyes of his boo, riders reading the Washington Express while occasionally shaking their heads in disgust, young mothers holding hands with their little ones as they inquisitively ask question after question, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of dangling fake eyelashes and $12 ponytails suffering from heavy wind gust damage, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in loud talking plus size honeys with piercings on their faces and bottom lips, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on old school players, Green Line Honeys, skinny jean youngins, and giggling young white girls/dudes, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of bad ass fat kids with potato chip crumbs around their mouths, gentrification transplants who stand out like a hood sexy honey asking for Mumbo Sauce in Cracker Barrel, and senior old school fly girls wearing red lipstick and a light mustache, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of thieves, perverts, and bold fare gate jumpers, and a 50% chance you hear an old drunk dude dropping jewels on a group of young dudes whose facial expressions say "HE TALKING SOME REAL LIVE SHIT BUT HIS BREATH SMELL LIKE HE BEEN CHEWING ON STINK BUGS!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #BringBackRelishaRudd #gogomusic #DCPS https://www.instagram.com/p/BvEYGgphHgh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r1i8f2h32l86

Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of riders who wouldn't be on the train this morning if they weren't scheduled to work, dog loving gentrification transplants standing even though they're available seats, hair weave flowing like the Anacostia River, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of bougie Soufeast blondes and upscale hood sexy Suitland Brunettes, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in 5 year olds with dried up boogers and snot residue under their noses, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngins wearing Hellie Hansen ski gear, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of riders nodding in and out of sleep or a dope high, plus size honeys whose jeans talk when they walk, and hip old school honeys who can detect a bamma ass dude from miles away, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of Green Line Entrepreneurs wearing body oil machine gun ammunition belts, and a 50% chance you over hear a hood sexy honey tell her bff "Girl we was lit like shit last night." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #dcornothing #imsodc #TrayonWhite #Ward8 #DCLIFE #BringBackRelishaRudd #gogomusiclives https://www.instagram.com/p/BugYIYQhydI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1whkmisforf85

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