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Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of phat till def Soufeast honeys entering and exiting at Congress Heights and Anacostia Station, riders who'd yell "YOU BE WELLIN LIKE SHIT!!! if Jussie Smollet entered the train, seated hood sexy plus size honeys with large protruding eyelashes, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of corny ass disrespectful dudes who call women b@tches if they reject their bamma ass advances, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who look high as a giraffe's ass, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of petite rookie fly girls wearing baggy Ugg Boots, skinny jean youngins who say Kill Moe over 200 times a day, and cool white dudes who refer to their good friends as bud or buddy, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of riders who have to go real bad in dire need of an available toilet, and a 50% chance you are approached by a skinny dude wearing glasses at Anacostia Station trying to sell you socks, work badge necklaces, and skull caps. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #Afronews #TrayonWhite https://www.instagram.com/p/BuL8AFDhMfe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fus4zo45xa4r

Here's #Saturday's heavy down pours of loud, disrespectful, rude ass riders who are off the got damn hook, hood sexy honeys conversing about shopping, baby favas, and haters, sagging jeans and public displays of rusty ass boxer briefs, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of Beauty4U honeys conversing about nail shop prices and hood drama, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in worn out Ugg Boots in grave condition fighting to hold on for another day, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of riders, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of old school brothers wearing Redskin gear, baby boys wearing baby skinny jeans, and drunk ass white riders on their way to get drunker, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of nervous ass dudes who just realized they left their phone at their girl's house, and a 50% chance you see scarey bammas whose whole mood appears to change after hearing "NEXT STOP ANACOSTIA STATION." Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #Ward8 #Ward7 #SEDC #NEDC #SWDC #NWDC https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq2PsT5BAbv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=664x97yndj46

Here's #Monday's #GreenLineMonForecast heavy down pours of Monday Blues Sufferers who don't want to be bothered by anything or anybody, soggy looking Ugg Boots suffering from a combination of fat foot and water puddle damage, DCPS students who look older than school teachers and administrators, almost record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of body oil machine gun ammunition belts and jive wet yaki helmets, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell loud on youngins who don't dress up at funerals, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of eyelashes the size of adult turkey vulture wings, mean mugging big bad ass plus size honeys always ready for whatever, and jeans so skinny you can see the wearers side thigh print, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of scuffed up squirrel nut brown dress shoes, and a 0% chance you are approached by a eyelashless Beauty4U honey looking for her missing eyelashes. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #SEDC #NEDC #SWDC #NWDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped https://www.instagram.com/p/BpzFuErBoRq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=udt44h7paf2a

Good Morning Great People Here's #Friday's #GreenLineFriForecast heavy down pours of riders who'd pull their phones out and start recording if they saw Trayon White kicking Donald Trump's ass, youngins wearing real got damn skinny ass jeans, school children who need to know Black History Month is more than Dr Martin Luther King Jr, off the hook #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of aggressive impatient chump sucka type bammas rushing to get to a place they don't want to be, #HoodormetricPressure causing Newport smokers to look for the single cigarette man, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of all types of weed, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of Beauty4U honeys that look like hood Super Heroes, yaki helmets that fit like go kart racing helmets, and old head Aunts who look like burnt out back in the day R&B lead singers, slight down pours of senior old school players who've been shot in the ass before, and a 0% chance you see an elderly white woman doing the Hee Haw while onlookers yell "OOOH WEEE WE LOVE YOU GRANNY!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Comedy #Poetry #wmata #DC #DMV #Bmore #Philly #NYC #ATL #Miami #Chicago #Detroit #Vegas #LA #927TheBlock #wpgc #939wkys #92Q

Good Morning Here's #Sunday's #GreenLineSunForecast heavy down pours of riders who are going to get real real got damn drunk at a Super Bowl Party tonight, Green Line Honeys who'd cause a preaching preacher to yell out "HAMMERCY LAWD!!!", Hellie Hansen ski coat runway models wearing expensive sneakers, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of drawn on eyebrows that look like curly fries, #HoodormetricPressure stronger than a corner store drunk's breath, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on 30% of the riders, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of mean mugging chubby girls who'd smile if given a free burrito bowl, tall skinny dudes who use the term Gurlaaah, and Ugg Boots that look like they were fished out of the Anacostia River, slight down pours of cross eyed players nicknamed Look Look, and a 50% chance you over hear a senior old school player say "SHID!!! I HEARD IT POSE TO COME DOWN TONIGHT" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Comedy #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #DC #DMV #Bmore #Philly #NYC #ATL #Miami #Chicago #Detroit #Vegas #LA #meme #memes

#GoodMorning Great People Here's #HumpDay #Wednesday's #GreenLineWedForecast heavy down pours of women whose facial expressions say "I GOT A GOT DAMN MAN SO KEEP MOVING", Ugg Boot honeys pushing strollers while looking at their phones, riders who need to get their asses out of handicap seating, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders thinking "My got damn rent due tomorrow", #HoodormetricPressure causing Beauty4U honeys to massage their baby hairs, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on main man and nem, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of jeans so skinny they look like they're sucking on legs, eyebrows that look like they're taped on, and wheelchair bound riders who will run over your got damn toe, slight down pours of Black women named Amy, and a 80% chance you see a fur coat that looks like it's made out of police dog fur. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Comedy #Poetry #wmata #DC #DMV #Bmore #NYC #ATL #Miami #Chicago #Detroit #Vegas #LA #meme #memes

#GoodMorning Great People Here's #Saturday's #GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pours of riders who are not in the mood for the dumb shit, riders with their locks twisted real got damn tight, white dudes who are afraid of the hood but not afraid to swim with hungry ass sharks, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered smells of baby lotion, cheap body spray, and baby doo doo, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on college students and white dudes who wore shorts yesterday, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of drunk old dudes who smell sausages and E&J, heavy set old head Aunts whose big asses require two seats, and young dudes staring at their phones as if Serena Williams just sent an ass pic, slight down pours of cross eyed karate instructors, and a 0% chance you see a dripping wet white woman yelling "HELP ME!!! MURIEL BOWSER JUST PUSHED ME IN THE FRIGGEN ANACOSTIA RIVER!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Comedy #Poetry #wmata #DC #DMV #Bmore #Philly #NYC #ATL #Miami #Chicago #Cleveland #Detroit #Vegas #Hollywood #LA #meme #memes

#happymonday Great People Here's #Tuesday's #GreenLineTuesForecast heavy down pours of gentrification transplants looking greener than kale, bad ass lil white kids who are experts at cussing out parents, old head Aunts who carry their cigarettes in a cigarette case, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of plus size honeys wearing a whole lot of got damn lip gloss, #HoodormetricPressure causing Metro Transit Police officers to do fake bamma shit, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud and smoked reefer, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of cash app junkies, young mothers who'd kick your ass if you called her kids monkeys, and drawn on eyebrows that look like they were drawn on by a drunk blind dude with the shakes, slight down pours of riders who sneezed and farted at the same damn time, and a 50% chance you see a woman with long ass feet and big ass hands and then you start to think "THAT'S A GOT DAMN MAN" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Comedy #Poetry #wmata #DC #DMV #Bmore #Philly #NYC #ATL #Miami #Chicago #Detroit #Vegas #Hollywood #LA #meme

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