#greennn

[a-slashersfinalgirl]

They are so cute I want to hit them with my car💚

[just-youraveragekid]

I made a thing Haha, can’t wait for people to start saying that is looks like another charaterrr

[a-slashersfinalgirl]

Dan: i think we should get a divorce

Herbert: what are you doing?

Dan: just practicing

Herbert: why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Dan: i don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis

Herbert: your girlfriends dead

Dan: hypothetically divorce me

Herbert: okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half your assets

Dan: well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup

Herbert, to a reanimated body: it's called a prenup, right?

Dead guy: yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one

Dan: who the fuck is this guy?

Dead lawyer: i'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case

Dan: well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids

Dan, to Francesca: right? we can get those, right?

Francesca: yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it

Herbert: who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot? a hella fucking slut

Francesca: wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. i need to keep these on for continuity because that guys dead

Dan: this is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other

Herbert: how could you hypothetically do this to me?!

Dan: because you re animate dead bodies!!!

[zephania-star]

mobsterrrr MUAHAHHHAAHAHHHAHAA

REALLL HAHA THATS SO RIGHT TBH I AM MONSTER

[chigaimasuyo]