Sep 27, 2019
Let’s pretend I’m skiing like a pro and not pizza ploughing down the double gree… Let's fake I am snowboarding like a professional and never pizza ploughing down the double inexperienced inexperienced persons run at 1 mile and hour with extraordinarily tightly clenched butt cheeks. #MammothMountain #Snowboarding #Bathmophobia #Cramps #GreenRunsOnly #UnlessYouWantMeToShitInTheseRentalPants