Your grandmother was a lesbian
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i don't do bad sauce passes
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Your grandmother was a lesbian
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
And now since I officially have permission to use this photo
GET FUCKED
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
I love this because it’s a really clever way of using tech created for one thing for another, but also I’m picturing a medieval historian saying “aw man, I failed my History, the Emperor used turnitin and found the entire speech I lifted from Josephus.“
Hinged Bread.
No, it is not a sandwich.
It is, however, 100% a cursed image.
might not be a sandwich but I’m pretty sure it is now technically a book
The bread may be hinged, but the person who made it isn’t
Antiphonary, Metropolitan Museum of Art: Cloisters
The Cloisters Collection, 1925 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Paper; leather binding
http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/473907
latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before gasping, covering his mouth, and whispering “I forgot I can’t say that that until I get tenure”
different professor for latin 201. she asked if we remembered the difference between “ille” and “iste” and 80% of the class nodded sagely and went “motherfucker”
I have been laughing for like 9 hours
‘The Baptistery of Saint Louis’. This masterpiece of Islamic art, produced in the Syro-Egyptian zone under the Mamluk dynasty, is made of hammered brass, and inlaid with silver, gold, and niello. 14th century CE, now on display at the Louvre museum [1280x934]
Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/f1gvsn/the_baptistery_of_saint_louis_this_masterpiece_of/
This adorable proposal.
This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!
is she.......you know........
my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore
COME THRU PHIL!!!!
(first tiger jumps in) *laughing* Vanya, what is this? Van’ … Van’, get out of the boot, Van’. (second tiger approaches) Mishka … let’s go. Mish, let’s go. Mishka! Mish, let’s go. Come on, sit. Sit. (third tiger comes in) Bonya, you too are here! Ok let’s go guys. Let’s go! *starts singing* x
Just Russian Things
Big cat stuff can often be sketchy even if the content looks cute, so I clicked on the source for the video and this guy apparently runs a sanctuary for rescue tigers and other big cats near Moscow. His YouTube bio is in Russian, but here’s what it says according to Google Translate:
So you can feel happy knowing that these big dumb cats are loved and being looked after.
My absolute favorite thing is that Vanya is wearing the prettiest fucking collar that I’ve ever seen on an animal of her size. We support her.
Babies!
Bringing up Baby in real life
HERE’S THE DUCKS.
Basilica di San Francesco, Assisi, Italy
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