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Your grandmother was a lesbian

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

hwardlaunch

And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

GET FUCKED

catchymemes

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

invader-bean

he accepted ur cold drink!!

elucubrare

I love this because it’s a really clever way of using tech created for one thing for another, but also I’m picturing a medieval historian saying “aw man, I failed my History, the Emperor used turnitin and found the entire speech I lifted from Josephus.“

isitasandwich

Hinged Bread.

No, it is not a sandwich.

copperbadge

It is, however, 100% a cursed image.

bunjywunjy

might not be a sandwich but I’m pretty sure it is now technically a book

i-never-read-the-url

The bread may be hinged, but the person who made it isn’t

sigmundfreud

rem-ir

met-cloisters

Antiphonary, Metropolitan Museum of Art: Cloisters

The Cloisters Collection, 1925 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Paper; leather binding

http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/473907

lesbianshepard

latin professor tried to explain the difference between ille/illa/illud and iste/ista/istud by saying “If you say ‘illum’ you mean ‘that man’, but if you say ‘istum’ you mean that motherfucker’ before gasping, covering his mouth, and whispering “I forgot I can’t say that that until I get tenure”

lesbianshepard

different professor for latin 201. she asked if we remembered the difference between “ille” and “iste” and 80% of the class nodded sagely and went “motherfucker”

sicxboy

I have been laughing for like 9 hours

historyarchaeologyartefacts

‘The Baptistery of Saint Louis’. This masterpiece of Islamic art, produced in the Syro-Egyptian zone under the Mamluk dynasty, is made of hammered brass, and inlaid with silver, gold, and niello. 14th century CE, now on display at the Louvre museum [1280x934]

Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/f1gvsn/the_baptistery_of_saint_louis_this_masterpiece_of/

catchymemes

This adorable proposal.

daftpenstartedover

last-bi-in-town-deactivated2023

This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!

curlymcclain

is she.......you know........

rainbowkarolina

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday………like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

rainbowkarolina

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

masha-russia

(first tiger jumps in) *laughing* Vanya, what is this? Van’ … Van’, get out of the boot, Van’. (second tiger approaches) Mishka … let’s go. Mish, let’s go. Mishka! Mish, let’s go. Come on, sit. Sit. (third tiger comes in) Bonya, you too are here! Ok let’s go guys. Let’s go! *starts singing* x

sentry-34

Just Russian Things

fozmeadows

Big cat stuff can often be sketchy even if the content looks cute, so I clicked on the source for the video and this guy apparently runs a sanctuary for rescue tigers and other big cats near Moscow. His YouTube bio is in Russian, but here’s what it says according to Google Translate: