“So, what’s the deal with your butthole?”
"EXCUSE the fuck outta you??"
"I don't see how that is-oh," she looks at her t-shirt.
"Oop.. forgot about this. Yeah I found this salon that bleached my butthole for free as long as I advertised their services. Want the number? You might not wanna though, it probably won't go well with your whole... orange thing."












