#greg cobalt

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Dipper and Mabel listening to Greg talk about his gf breaking up with him:

For context:

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Greg: (playing with Mabel's doll) "Uh, how you doin'?" Mabel: Greg, say it in your girl voice! Why can't I have to keep asking you? Greg: (to Dipper, who's recording) Look away, please. (turns back) "hOw Ya dOiN'?" Dipper: (proceeds to lose it)

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Greg Cobalt headcanons

Twenty-something dude who didn't sign up for this shit™️

Often draws/sketches the various oddities around the town

Pretty much Dipper and Mabel's unpaid babysitter (pos)

Sometimes joins in on Dipper's conspiracies and theorizing

A lot of (if not all) his outfits are blue, fittingly

Brown eyes and hair (it's kinda curly, too)

Originally came to the Mystery Shack out of curiosity

For the most part, He's pretty weirded out by all the supernatural stuff, but he's also sort of fascinated by it

Has drunk Mabel Juice once, and never again

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Gravity Falls AU based on the original concept for the show

Following a recent breakup with his girlfriend, 20-something Gregory Cobalt ventures to the town of Gravity Falls, befriending an oddball pair of twins who happen to be staying there for the summer. Along the way, they'll go on all kinds of wacky supernatural adventures together, and they begin to uncover just what lies beneath the town's surface...