#greg?

[em1i2a3]

He’s doing a Super Bowl ad?!?

Michaelob ultra is using their powers for good!!!

[bluebeewings]

What type of Succession fan are you?

“What could you possibly kill that you love so much it would make the sun…”

“I wonder if the sad I’d be without you would be less than the sad I get…”

“He never saw anything he loved he wouldn’t kick it just to see if it…”

“Where’s your old man? Still sucking cock at the county fair?”

“Connor Roy was interested in politics at a very young age”

“What have you got in your fucking hands?” “I don’t know, fucking love?”

Voting ended onApr 8, 2023

Thanks @foolofafuckingtook for the poll idea

[childoftheriver]

Hello, boys!

[mpregeminem]

how are you going to do michael mando AND tony dalton AND patrick fabian like that. the academy really said fuck these outstanding actors can we nominate this little white boy for acting confused and ambivalent for the third season

[usuallydeepcoffee]

The cycle continues, the sister "dies" at the hand of her brother, the remaining brothers end up completely alienated from each other. The cycle breaks, the sister gets the crown. Greg? The cycle continues, Tom and Shiv's fail marriage holds, ready to produce the next traumatised Roy heir. The cycle breaks, Tom the outsider gets it all, the one guy who skipped an important family event, just like Logan would have done, just like Logan would've wanted Ken to do. Greg? The cycle continues...

[sigurdjarlson]

Crack thought of the day but Suck Session addition :

Sometime after the Nero and Sporus rant. Tom keeps referencing it because it’s their little inside joke now okay.

Greg figures he should probably be bothered by being referred to as Tom’s wife but he’s not. Like..who cares? Malewife rights or whatever. He kinda likes it

Anyway they’re at one of those lovely Roy family dinners that always end so well

Tom being Tom is trying to make it seem like him and Shiv aren’t on the verge of divorce, “could my beautiful wife please pass me the salt?”

Both Shiv and Greg reach for it at the same time.

Greg gets it because of his freakishly long limbs.

And alright..people laugh because it’s a weird Greg moment right? they’ll razz him and Tom about it for a while but whatever. Greg’s just… like that.. he says and does all kinds of weird shit

Except they both fail to react like two pals just goofing around.

Tom tries way too hard to play it off,

“Oh YEahHHh..I was saying earlier. I spend so much time with him at the office? he’s basically my wife…but like..my work wife…because I’m married to you, Shiv, honey..my wife wife”

Greg blurts out, “I did not have sexual relations with your husband.”

Shiv just rolls her eyes and says something sarcastic like “wow, I’m so glad we cleared that up, Bill Clinton.”

But Greg is still holding the salt and when Tom goes for it he lifts it out of arm’s reach and looks at Tom very seriously

“You know..I’m not trying to tell you what to do or anything, Tom but…are you sure you should be adding more salt? Like.. your blood pressure is already high enough?“

“Just give me the fucking salt, Gregory.”

“I mean having high pressure is really..it’s not like… good for you, Tom? It’s not very healthy?

“Oh fuck off, Greg.” He the. proceeds to snatch it out of his hand and pour a horrifying amount of salt on his food out of pure spite.

After a few awkward silent minutes at the table, Shiv just says to Tom “I didn’t know you had high blood pressure?”

Which sends Roman into a fit of hysterical laughter.

They are never beating the allegations

[yesterdaysanswers]

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Keith: “Yes, I had to continue, bravely. Yes, I plodded through, because we’re British, you see. If you're British, you really sort of carry on...”

Greg: “TALLY HO SQUADRON LEADER!”

Keith: “Yes, tally ho! Bung ho!”

(from a 1977 radio interview)