#gremlin keith

[shadesofnavy]

Just for humor, what would Pico's reaction be if Otis' roommate so happened to be a certain beeping blue-haired >:D gremlin? :P

"How- how the fuck did you meet him?"

"I found him in a trash bin for some reason. He seemed cute! Also told me a funny joke, so I brought him over." "Just- just because he said a fuckin' JOKE? This guy coulda been a serial killer and you let him in ya damn apartment just 'cause he told ya a JOKE?!"

"Oh come on how could something so adorable be a serial killer? You're paranoid, old man." "I am NOT paranoid and I ain't old! You don't know the fuckin' HORRORS that little shit's done!"

"Are you even real? This little guy? [-holds him up-]" ">:D" "YES! That little DEMON! PUT IT DOWN!"

[shadesofnavy]

Keith better be careful or else he might one day find a certain beeping shameless gremlin has somehow managed to hide in his cleavage 😎

Knowing how nice and snuggly the floofy chest hair is (confirmed by Cherry and Pico), he wouldn't mind the gremlin hiding there. He would, however, wonder how the little guy managed to sneak in there to begin with...

[shadesofnavy]

I see Punk's Keith is mentioned and I'd like to ask how does Pico feel about that gremlin? Actually has he heard about some of the shenanigans that Keith got into? If so, I imagine he's feeling rather sorry for the other him (Punk's Pico) lmao

He's both sorry and glad he doesn't have to deal with Punk's Keith. He's heard far too many horror stories about what Punk's Pico's gone through thanks to the gremlin

[shadesofnavy]

So would mixtape Pico be crazy enough to even attempt to be a certain gremlin's defense attorney if he ever ends up in court for some idiotic thing that anybody with common sense would know better than to do? /LH

Nope. Not at all. Otis might be willing to but Pico? Nah, he's letting that gremlin pay whatever price he's gotta pay for

[shadesofnavy]

Beep beep babeep boo

Ba bee bee bee boo

Bada bee bada boop

Beep beep boo bap!♡

Translation:

Your eyes are so pretty

Like glittery waterfalls

Have me prepped and neaty

So I can suckle your balls♡

(.... Keith sucks at romance sometimes--)

OUGABSWDAEFSRGTDHF

Enough of a love-letter for me, thank you Keith.

I'm gonna get to work thinkin bout this now

[shadesofnavy]

This is probably a very dumb question but how would your BF look if you were to give him a >:D face similar to the one that a certain gremlin version of him often makes?

I keep trying to imagine yours with that face but the gremlin keeps popping up instead 😂😂😂

Sorry, the gremlin's >:D is just unique hah