Gives sideswipe a chicken*
“You shouldn’t have done that~”
He will now wreck havoc with his new chicken friend!

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Gives sideswipe a chicken*
“You shouldn’t have done that~”
He will now wreck havoc with his new chicken friend!
₩ -goldwingedwitch (whoops there's nudes)
Accidental Nudes || Accepting
Alucard heard his phone buzz and pulled it out of his pocket. He was out on his own kind of patrol right now, checking for anyone in need of help, and paused to see what Hazel had to say.
He choked on the air.
[📱➡️Hazel] Did you mean to send those?
If she was trying to draw him back to her place, that was as good a method as any.
You're fricken amazing! I want to rp with like all your muses!!!
I can’t reply, just publish | Accepting
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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have
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Sideswipe may not be the tallest mech, but he sure can jump pretty high.
thats why these bad bois exist. They’re equivalent to springs, with just the right amount of tension he can either jump high or skate off super fast. or fall on his face
📂 He can sing, he’s not the greatest, but he’s also not the worse. He’s decent and if you’ve ever heard him then consider yourself lucky. Sides doesn’t let anyone hear him, not even Ironhide. Sunstreaker is the only mech thats heard him do that.
18. Tess walking in on sides 8)))))
A non cringy smut drabble prompt list
Not once this entire day did sideswipe have a break from that damned racer. She had been on a roll, and the worse of it happened during an important meeting.
She did everything in her power to try and keep him distracted, from winking to blowing kisses and even as far as writing rather erotic texts to his data pad, doing anything in her power to keep his optics on her. As the universe would have it Sideswipe was the one getting in trouble for giving her any attention. Already the silver speedster was in trouble with high command, so it wasn’t far fetched that they were paying close attention to him only.
Frustrated with her teasing he blocked her out completely. When he began ignoring her attempts, she took it a step further. Smirking the femme stretched here leg, placing her pede against his crotch, causing Sideswipe to flinch, his legs bumped into the table and it was loud enough to grab the attention of everyone at the meeting. Sideswipes doorwings dripped down, all eyes and optics were on him. A sigh could be heard as Ironhide placed a servo against his faceplate.
“Sideswipe!” Optimus called out sharply, giving the young mech a stern look.
“Yeah yeah I know” the frontliner waved dismissively as he stood up from his chair. Making sure to give Tess a quick glare before proceeding to leave the room. Great, now he was gonna hear from it after the meeting.
And yet what had troubled him the most was the sudden growing ache between his legs. Primus she knew how to rile him up.
Sideswipe didn’t hesitate as he entered his quarters and plopped himself on the berth. His optics stared up at the ceiling, a sigh of relief escaped the mechs lips as he retracted his interface panel, releasing the pressure his hardened spike was causing him.
“Fraggin’ tease” Sideswipe mumbled to himself as he began to stroke his spike. She had him wrapped around her finger. How he hated being so caught up in her, he knew what she was doing to him, but damn it his spark and even more so his spike, always made him crawl back to her.
“Tess…” he moaned softly, increasing the movement of his servo, yearning for her closeness, her warmth. She was intoxicating, he wanted her, primus he needed her. The more his fantasies progress the closer he got to overloading. Frag it she was gonna be the death of him.
—-
Tess managed to slink herself away from the meeting. She had felt bad about getting Sideswipe in trouble, though it was hilarious seeing his reaction, her optics glanced around, as she wondered where he could have gone, shrugging her shoulders, she figured she’d start with the more obvious place.
It didn’t take long for her to end up right at his doorstep, curious if it was unlocked she slowly began to slide the door and peeked inside. Tess’ optics went wide as she saw Sideswipe self servicing. Her initial reaction soon subsided with a bite of her lower lip and a smile as she snuck in.
Tess never expected to see Sideswipes spike in this manner, still she wasn’t complaining.
—-
Sideswipes frame began to tense, gritting his denta the mech arched his back, letting out a pleasure cry as he overloaded into his servo before relaxing onto his berth. Systems working heavily to cool down his frame.
“Not bad, was kinda hoping you’d wait until the meeting finished so that I could join you” Tess mused as she stepped further into the room.
Sideswipes optics widened, he quickly sat up, faceplate flushing as he stared at her, she had completely caught him by surprise. Did he really not hear her come in?
“How the frag did you get in here?!”
“Should have locked your door doofus” her optics fixated on his spike before staring back at him with a smile.
“Oh well, I guess you took care of yourself.”
with a turn of her heel she began strutting back out of his room, completely ignoring the silver mechs protests. Primus this was just too easy.
You’re into Tess?
“Unfortunately yes...”
Do you want Fane as your boyfriend?
She blinked, taken aback by the question. She’d never really thought about dating him– They’d known each other for what 4 years? Miho contemplated the question over in her head. There was no question that their friendship had hit off pretty quick when they first met, though most who didn’t know them would have thought they completely hated each other. She was overall comfortable with him, despite his lack of manners and rude disposition; she was too similar in those aspects to truly dislike him for them.
The girl was painfully aware of the fact that there was some sort of attraction, and that she cared for him as a person, but she wasn’t sure if she could get over her pride and admit that. Not to mention she’d hate to ruin what they currently had. Her relationships never seemed to end well. Scratching the back of her head, she shrugged. “Maybe.”
A more honest version of herself perhaps would have said yes, but Miho wasn’t ready to acknowledge that.
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Open When || Accepting♕: you don't feel important@rebellious-roleplays
Dear Alex,
Are you stupid?
Maybe that was mean, I just can’t figure out how you would ever think you’re unimportant. You’re goddamn SPIDER-MAN. How could you not be important?? All of New York LOVES you. Except that crazy news reporter, but nobody likes him.
If that’s not enough to remind you you’re important, I guess I’ll just have to remind you that you’re the most important person in the WORLD to me. I have never loved anyone the way I love you. You made me feel at home in a time I didn’t belong in. You made me happy to be here, made me feel like I belonged.
Wherever I’ve gotten to that makes this letter necessary, just remember that I love you and I’m counting the days until we can see each other again. In the meantime, keep being amazing.
Don’t forget I love you,Francis