#greymumustarter

[nursemallory]

“Today.... was the day from hell. Can’t decide if I should just go home and sleep it off, or drink some coffee so I can be productive.”

[atticuspresleymd]

“Little dude I was assessing in the ER decided to blow chunks all over the place, so if you smell something rank, it’s me. Tried cleaning the stench off me, but I’m pretty sure he got some in my beard.”

[anastasiaoconnormd]

“Okay, I’ve given up on finding an apartment at this point. I’m just gonna start living out of my car. Which isn’t a terrible idea, considering how much time I spend here at work anyway.”

[dropheliakincaid]

“God, I haven’t even had a sip of coffee yet, could you give me a minute before you start rattling off whatever you need to tell me? Because there’s an about... 80% chance I won’t remember or hear any of it, so you’ll have to repeat yourself anyway.”