#greyparadiseshipping

[kiashie]

So how are you taking kukui being married

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[kiashie]

y’all might be upset that Kukui has a wife but let me remind u of polyshipping. consider; Kukui is basically the connecting joint. Kukui and Burnet have been married for a few years and they hella love eachother but when he reencounters his crush from his youth Guzma and Kukui is just like ‘shet i like him but i still like her’. Kukui googles that shit like a teenage boy and finds polyamory and he yells. Burnet may not feel the same way about guz but Kukui and her are tite and trust eachother yo so It Happens W/ The Guzma (I get my sappy cliche gay confession scene that i fuckin love). Trio assembled yo. tHEN Faba comes along and EVERYBODY MUTUALLY GOES ‘holy shit foxy grandpa’. squad. Kukui is getting it on w/ Guzma and/or Faba and Burnet can just message Kukui like “send pics 4 me boo” and Kukui is just like “u got it B)”.  they are squad goals.

[japhers]

OLD PEOPLE DATE NIIIIIIIGHT

[japhers]

What about PureScienceshipping for Faba/kukui and Whitebadnessshipping for Faba/Guzma (bonus: Greyparadiseshipping for faba/guz/kui) you made love the grandpa japhers what have you done. Thanks

THEY’RE NOT TAKEN

AND THEY SOUND DORKY ENOUGH

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