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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ COMMISSIONS: [CLOSED] ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ Japh / 21+ / Philippines

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[lokaror]

Ever since someone posted an anonymous ranking of "the best gigglers in the village" things have been really tense in gnome town.....

[heartmush]

🪻 Test results returned.

Much knowledge has been obtained; perhaps you'd like to review the fruits of our trials. 🔬 DESIGN SELL & SWAP STATION HERE

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[escuerzoresucitado]

[raptorcivilization]

In case you're wondering the context of this video: this was uploaded by a commercial kina (common sea urchin; Evechinus chloroticus) harvester off the coast of Aotearoa. Here's his YouTube channel. Kina populations have exploded recently due to decrease in predator numbers, and consequently they're overgrazing kelp ecosystems and creating urchin barrens. That's why there are so many in this video. So this guy is helping get numbers down to a sustainable level.

(Also for clarification: the urchins are not invasive. They belong in this ecosystem; there's just too many of them to be sustainable)

[kamorth]

Also, the ones he's harvesting are probably going to be food. Kina is a Maori delicacy and even some fish and chip shops serve it. It's not strange to come across a pile of several dozen empty shells on the beach, you just crack them open and slorp like an oyster.

I mean, I'd check that your local stuff is safe to eat first but if you want to help the environment and get a free lunch out of it, it's worth a shot

[yellbug]

the word "difficult" just autocorrected to this right before my eyes i feel like i am undergoing forced glindafication

[berylian]

Hey I've officially run out of unemployment, apparently I didn't work enough last year and I was 1k short of qualifying for reapplication.

I'm literally participating in medical research trials and selling plasma to earn cash rn. Also still paying off a washing machine after our 20 yr old machine crapped out :(

*edit* (04/09/25) My cat passed away 😔 and the vet bill was insane. Almost 1900$, so really anything helps 💕

paypal.me/portmanteu

Venmo @Jerrie-Martinez

Cashapp $JDMara

Ko-fi

You can also just toss me a couple bucks at any of these if you want

I also do commissions if you want more bang for your buck 💪

$800 / $800 washing machine

$ 1329 / 2320 vet and cremation bill (+ 130 for "card security" + 290 interest)

[berylian]

1) EMS had to break our door down bc my aunt was throwing up blood (she wound up needing almost 5 bags) and by the time I got home from visiting her at the hospital housing changed our lock and closed the office so I had to pay a locksmith 200$ to get back into my house :(

2) deferred interest is no longer deferred and I got a 300$ interest charge :/

3) having trouble selling plasma rn bc my veins are kinda small and not tolerating having a big needle in them for 2 hours twice a week.

As always commissions are open 😔🙏

[berylian]

I am REALLY strung up rn I've maxed out my credit card and I still can't find a job. I have bills due for the vet and student loan and I have nothing. If you'd like to commission me I'd really appreciate it 🙏

[berylian]

Hey I've officially run out of unemployment, apparently I didn't work enough last year and I was 1k short of qualifying for reapplication.

I'm literally participating in medical research trials and selling plasma to earn cash rn. Also still paying off a washing machine after our 20 yr old machine crapped out :(

*edit* (04/09/25) My cat passed away 😔 and the vet bill was insane. Almost 1900$, so really anything helps 💕

paypal.me/portmanteu

Venmo @Jerrie-Martinez

Cashapp $JDMara

Ko-fi

You can also just toss me a couple bucks at any of these if you want

I also do commissions if you want more bang for your buck 💪

$ 800 / $800 washing machine

$ 1679 / 2320 vet and cremation bill (+ 130 for "card security" + 290 interest)

$ 50 / 960 credit bill (using for food and phone bill)

[berylian]

Hahaaaaaa

[berylian]

Oh my god leave me aloneeeeeeee

Can someone please commission me

[imagineyuorotp]

Imagine yuor OTP getting into all-night edit wars in Wikipedia instead of having sex. 

[hikus-pocus]

#reblog because Battler and Beato

[japhers]

NOT THE AUTOFLAG I've been gone from here for too long

[japhers]

Aldoodles I never got to post anywhere (feat. friend ocs)

[berylian]

Hey I've officially run out of unemployment, apparently I didn't work enough last year and I was 1k short of qualifying for reapplication.

I'm literally participating in medical research trials and selling plasma to earn cash rn. Also still paying off a washing machine after our 20 yr old machine crapped out :(

*edit* (04/09/25) My cat passed away 😔 and the vet bill was insane. Almost 1900$, so really anything helps 💕

paypal.me/portmanteu

Venmo @Jerrie-Martinez

Cashapp $JDMara

Ko-fi

You can also just toss me a couple bucks at any of these if you want

I also do commissions if you want more bang for your buck 💪

$800 / $800 washing machine

$ 1329 / 2320 vet and cremation bill (+ 130 for "card security" + 290 interest)

[berylian]

1) EMS had to break our door down bc my aunt was throwing up blood (she wound up needing almost 5 bags) and by the time I got home from visiting her at the hospital housing changed our lock and closed the office so I had to pay a locksmith 200$ to get back into my house :(

2) deferred interest is no longer deferred and I got a 300$ interest charge :/

3) having trouble selling plasma rn bc my veins are kinda small and not tolerating having a big needle in them for 2 hours twice a week.

As always commissions are open 😔🙏

[berylian]

Hey I've officially run out of unemployment, apparently I didn't work enough last year and I was 1k short of qualifying for reapplication.

I'm literally participating in medical research trials and selling plasma to earn cash rn. Also still paying off a washing machine after our 20 yr old machine crapped out :(

*edit* (04/09/25) My cat passed away 😔 and the vet bill was insane. Almost 1900$, so really anything helps 💕

paypal.me/portmanteu

Venmo @Jerrie-Martinez

Cashapp $JDMara

Ko-fi

You can also just toss me a couple bucks at any of these if you want

I also do commissions if you want more bang for your buck 💪

$750 / $800 washing machine

$ 1100 / 2030 vet and cremation bill (+ 130 for "card security")

[berylian]

The deferred interest promo for the vet bill is ending soon and ive still got an 800$ balance, and also found out they've been charging "card security" which has added 130$ so far 🙄

I had to take a 2 week break on selling plasma bc I had surgery but I can't afford to not so I'm going back. It's impossible to find a job rn bc everyone wants full time but I'm in grad school rn 😭

As always, commissions are open!!!

[heartmush]

🕯️Candles snuffed, voices hushed.

A drink to tales of deadly night, a sip that greets the morning light. This tale may end, but still remains within these hearts, to tell again. 📜 DESIGN SELL & SWAP BULLETIN ✨

[heartmush]

🌲 In a land far, far away…

... Twenty-two witches make way into the forest night.

And so it is beyond the golden field, through the twisted woods, by a hamlet’s hearth that you will find the Menagerie tucked away. Enchanted ichor boiled and bottled for a destined, fated soul. Drink Me, and be changed by the potion you might not want, but need.

[japhers]

THE PINOY MONSTER HORROR ANTHOLOGY: KICKSTARTER OUT!!

If you missed Pinoy Monster Lover Anthology: After Dark last year you can still get the digital and physical copies through this new Kickstarter as an add on! (I'm not in this latest one, but this collection of anthologies is near and dear to my heart so please go support it!)

Support the amazing pinoy artists on this new project, there's only 14 days left to goat!

(Again, as with the subject matter: Please exercise caution, and make sure you are of legal age in your country before backing! Also make sure to mind the subject matter, as this one leans more on themes of body horror and gore!)