#grim ganders

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Terzo, mid-ritual: And tonight, my loves, a moment of silence for our dearly beloved *cough* father, whom rests in Hell...

copia behind the stage: *stubs his toe* CAZZO DI MERDAAAAAAAA

Terzo, unfazed: and a moment of silence for our beloved cardinal's toe...

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i love it when people say biodicks/biopussy it sounds scifi as fuck

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ppl seeing my rolling up my shirt thinking oh they're being a lil slutty

no. global warming. back sweating like niagara falls

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my phone on 1%: p,,,please,,,,i cant,,,,do this anymore,,,spare me,,,,,

me using the most heavy duty apps possible:

YOU SHALL LIVE TO SEE THE END OF DAYS REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOUR SHELL GIVES UP OR NOT

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i aspire to have the group determination fleetwood mac had

those guys fucking HATED each other, forced each other to write songs about their own breakups and only tolerated one another when high off their asses YET STILL MANAGED TO MAKE BANGER SONGS AND TOP CHARTS DECADES LATER

meanwhile our groups dont even. bother