Proof I am actually doggo:
• Flap my hands (equal to tail wag)
• Butt wiggles when excited
• Hate riding in the car. Hate.
• Sits when told to
• Probably would eat a sock tbh
• Body bizarre, strange, unknown. Why it do that? Who knows
• Loves eating frozen peas
• Really excited when see someone Like Me!
• Hates fireworks
• Hates trucks
• Hates mail man/UPS man/Amazon driver but glad they bring me stuff
Proof I am not a doggo:
• Human type body













