Amphibia Ships
I live for all of these equally
(It's 'wartwoods first polyam arsonists' and by a lot, and maybe without the two right of the freak squad)
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Amphibia Ships
I live for all of these equally
(It's 'wartwoods first polyam arsonists' and by a lot, and maybe without the two right of the freak squad)
well ***I*** ship Grimes with Hop Pop AND Sylvia. ot3 poly old ppl let's goooo
HELL YEAH!! I like that ship, along with Sprig/Ivy/Maddie(/Francois?) and Sashannarcy, but only 2/3 can be exist simultaneously
Yep, it's done...
The four amphibia poly ships is complete
-At a Newtopia Café-
Anne, Sasha, and Marcy: *orders some ice cream together*
Sprig, Ivy, and Maddie: *talking with each other while holding hands*
Hop Pop, Grime, and Sylvia: *does some old fashioned flirting to one another*
Olivia & Yunnan: .....
Yunnan: You wanna make out?
Olivia: Sure, why not
*At a wartwood party*
Polly: *sees Hop Pop waltzing with Grime and Sylvia. Sprig getting dominated at a dance with Ivy and Maddie*
Polly: Heh, guess I'm the 'single lady' of our family
Pearl, in a dress: Hi Polly!
Polly: fuck-
(Hey don't look at me! @thisbelongsto-nohbodys roped me into this ship!)
Going grocery shopping with my 3 favorite Amphibia poly ships
Me: I already explained this to you, Madame Sundew-
Sylvia: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!
Sprig, with an arm full of instant ramen: Guys, they have a new chicken flavor!
Me: Sprig, that had no nutrition at-
Anne: Who wants bacon!
Sasha: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!
Me: What the fu-
Marcy, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper
Me: Marcy, it doesn't matter just pick-
Ivy: Everyone! We shall feast tonight with these delicious oreos!
Me: Why do you have 2 carts of ore-!?
Grime, holding strawberry milk: How do you get milk from strawberries?!
Maddie: Dad, can we get cheese nuggets too?
Anne: What about pancakes?
Sasha: Fuck your pancakes!
Maddie: Dad, pizza rolls are on sale!
Marcy, still deciding on the tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere
Hop Pop, frantic about the milk Grime is still holding: How in the gosh darn world do you milk a strawberry!?
Me: They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand
Behold ladies and gentlemen another one of the biggest s*itpost here on tumblr
I saw the prompt online and couldn't hold it back
I blame no one but myself for this
How it feels to be a brother who's an Amphibia fan:
My sister at 3 AM: STOP SENDING PICTURES OF POLY FROGS AND TEENAGERS!
I've made an Amphibia discord server
Feel free to join if you'd like, if you don't want to that's fine
We would mostly talk about ships and stuff
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That's it really
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