Apr 4, 2024
Salem: Oh, Neptune~! Would you like to see my new shirt?
Neptune: Sure thing! What's it-
Salem: (Sultry look)
Shirt: "I ❤️ MEN WHO WHIMPER"
Neptune: (Whimpers excitedly)
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Salem: Oh, Neptune~! Would you like to see my new shirt?
Neptune: Sure thing! What's it-
Salem: (Sultry look)
Shirt: "I ❤️ MEN WHO WHIMPER"
Neptune: (Whimpers excitedly)
Neptune: Hey, uh, so I have this weird problem. See, whenever I get... uh, aroused, I get a nosebleed instead of an erection.
Salem: And you chose to seek an evil witch when doctors failed to help.
Neptune: Uh, yeah...
Salem: Hm... Well, this is strange, so I suppose I could look into this.
Salem: (Leans over her boiling cauldron, Cleavage bouncing) Now, which spell to use...
Neptune: !
Neptune: Hey, uh, nevermind! Problem's fixed! (Walking away)
Salem: What?
Neptune: PROBLEM'S FIXED!