#carlos_webcomic

[howlingday]

Jaune: Oh no! I'm late for class!

Jaune: I'm sorry, Professor Goodwitch, my alarm didn't-

Goodwitch: MR. ARC, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!

Jaune: (Wakes up) AGH! Oh, thank goodness... It was all a dre-

Goodwitch: Mr. Arc, are you serious?! First you show up late in your underwear, and now you are sleeping in my class?!

[howlingday]

Saphron: Hey, Jaune! How's it going?

Jaune: Bad... There's this girl I like, but she's so out of my league! And I'm so ugly...

Saphron: Don't let that stop you, Jaune! All you have to do is dress to impress! Put your best foot forward, and wear something classy!

Jaune: Classy, huh...?

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Jaune: (Wearing a George-brand T-shirt) Why, hello there~. You're looking lovely today~.

How does your Jaune ship react to his new look?

[howlingday]

Ruby: Thanks for inviting me to your new apartment, Jaune. It looks really nice!

Jaune: Thanks, Ruby. Want some coffee? I'll get you a mug while you make yourself at home.

Ruby: Sure!

Jaune: (Enters kitchen) Oh, I almost forgot! (Exits) Do you take sugar or-

Ruby: (Half-naked on the couch)

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...Too much?

Jaune: Too much.

[howlingday]

Blake: (Gulps)

Yang: What's up, Blakey?

Blake: It's your sister. There's this sinister aura around her and it's really unsettling for me.

Yang: Ah, don't worry about it. She might seem standoffish, but she's just a normal girl, like you and me! She just, y'know, likes to dress up like a goth.

Blake: Oh no, her clothes are fine.

Ruby: (Crawling backwards under bed, Dragging cookie bag with teeth)

Blake: It's the rest of her that scares the shit out of me.

[howlingday]

Blake: AAH~! Look at his strong arms! And his perfect form! I swear, I could watch him swim all day long~!

Jaune: (Climbs ashore) Phew! Well, that's enough swimming for one-

Blake: YEET!

Jaune: (Swimming back) WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Blake: Ah~! So cute~!

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, uh, Velvet? I've been wondering. Why do you have human ears?

Velvet: Well, how else am I supposed to hear?

Jaune: Okay, but why the rabbit ears?

Velvet: Huh? Wait, you mean these things on my head?

Jaune: Yeah?

Cardin: Get ready, little bunny, because I'm about to-

Velvet: (Ears turn 360)

Cardin: (Blown up by missile)

Velvet: Target acquisition radar.

[howlingday]

Kali: My, my! You certainly have a lot of pictures of this blonde girl on your scroll.

Blake: Khm, yeah, right... Uh, I've been meaning to tell you. She's... my girlfriend.

Kali: Oh, it's so nice to see you making new friends, sweetie~.

Blake: No, Mom, I mean she's my partner!

Kali: Right, your partner from Beacon. I remember you telling me about her.

Blake: No, Mom, I'm sleeping with her!

Kali: Why are you sleeping with her? Is there something wrong with your bed?

Ghira: Let it go, kitten.

Blake: But Dad-

Ghira: Just let it go.

[howlingday]

Ruby: Hi, Jaune! What are you all dressed fancy for?

Jaune: I've got a fancy date with Nora tonight. We're planning on... Heh heh... doing some "adult activities," if you know what I mean~.

Ruby: Ohoho, I know exactly what you mean~.

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Nora: Alright, that's your taxes done! Now, let's look at your expenses and work out a budget!