Monroe: That works for one night. Then what? Besides that would be totally rude of me. I think it's a very nice offer.
Nick: Monroe, think about this for one second! What would we possibly talk about?
Monroe: [silence]
Nick (mimicking Juliette sarcastically): Oh, gee, guys! How did you two meet?
Nick: Well, honey, it all started when I found out Monroe was a Blutbad, and that was right after I found out I was a Grimm, and by the way, did I tell you I can see things other people can't?
Monroe: Okay, okay! So, technically, we would have to bend the truth about some things.
Nick: Some things? Monroe, name one aspect of our relationship that we wouldn't have to lie about!
Monroe: ...You're right. All the time we've spent together, all the sneaking around.. God, suddenly this seems so wrong.
[Pause]
Monroe: She's a really good cook, isn't she?
Nick: Yeah, she's fantastic. Monroe, please stop thinking about food for a second.
[Pause]
Nick: Okay, look, the only way we do anything like this is if we agree on a story. We keep it simple, and then we stick to it.
Monroe: Yup. Simple story. Stick to it.
Nick: Okay.
[Pause]
Nick: So, how did we meet?
Monroe: [Inhales deeply] Well, in my experience the best lies are sort of the truth.