42. Describe the hottest person you know
“That’s kind of a loaded question? Because ‘hot’ implies attraction. Whereas like... I dunno, ‘pretty’ is more neutral. You know? But I guess if I have to choose... he’s got cheekbones for days. Great abs. Killer smile. And those fucking lips. That mouth is made for sin I swear to God.”
is it Tyler or Chad who knows
43. What’s your guilty pleasure?
“I don’t really believe in feeling guilty about pleasure? ‘Cause that makes it not pleasurable anymore. I guess, I feel guilty if I’m enjoying something I know I shouldn’t because it’s a sin, but I can’t really regret any of that because I’m just doing what I have to.”
“Sometimes. It’s hard to find ones that are well-written though, or don’t play to stereotypes. I guess I can’t knock what people like, but I’m kind of tired of all these ‘hot latino’ and ‘dangerous crime lord’ romances. That shit’s my life, and it definitely doesn’t resemble anything Lilith Rouge or Janice Steele’s writing.”
45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
“I can count the number of actual dates I’ve been on on one hand, and the worst ones were usually just awkward. There was this one girl in middle school who asked me for ice-cream though, and her whole family decided to come along too, and I think it started out like one of those normal overprotective parent things, but it only took like twenty minutes before they decided to have a collective family emergency and drag Stacy home. Yeah, they were white.”