It’s time to spread holiday hatred:
Worst subgenre of Christmas song?
1: Child sings ‘cutely’ about Santa/presents using words a child would never use
2: Melodramatic cloying sad story
3: Worship Jesus. Do it. Or we will kill you.
4: Famous singer/pop star rushes out bland generic cover to cash in
5: Generic song from low-budget Christmas kids movie/musical
6: Some other worse thing I have forgotten!
Type 1: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song
Type 2: The Christmas Shoes
Type 3: all the bad religious songs, especially the terrible hymns that are just demanding you worship Jesus again and again, alas!
Type 4: Santa Buddy, and other more forgettable covers
Type 5: “As Long as There’s Christmas” from Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Enchanted Christmas, the many bland songs from many bland low-budget musical adaptations of A Christmas Carol, etc etc













