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It’s time to spread holiday hatred:

Worst subgenre of Christmas song?

1: Child sings ‘cutely’ about Santa/presents using words a child would never use

2: Melodramatic cloying sad story

3: Worship Jesus. Do it. Or we will kill you.

4: Famous singer/pop star rushes out bland generic cover to cash in

5: Generic song from low-budget Christmas kids movie/musical

6: Some other worse thing I have forgotten!

Voting ended onDec 23, 2023

Type 1: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song

Type 2: The Christmas Shoes

Type 3: all the bad religious songs, especially the terrible hymns that are just demanding you worship Jesus again and again, alas!

Type 4: Santa Buddy, and other more forgettable covers

Type 5: “As Long as There’s Christmas” from Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Enchanted Christmas, the many bland songs from many bland low-budget musical adaptations of A Christmas Carol, etc etc

#I’m choosing violence!#grinch mode #Christmas #Christmas songs #my least favorite has always been the obnoxious child songs #ever since I was a kid!#as a kid I was very ferocious about how ‘kids don’t sound like that!’#I hated ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’ and the Hippopotamus song so much #XD

Oh good, it's the "buy shit for people who don't need it" season, because even if we're donating/volunteering/whatever, "it's just not Christmas if we don't have things to opennnnn [that we don't want, or need, and won't use]!!"

#ugh #non star wars #grinch mode #look if it's not this way for you and yours godspeed #but if you know you know #of what I speak

Get Ready For Christmas When You Are NOT In The Mood, ft. 2022:

my mom: non-planned baking a shit ton of candy, huffing and puffing how she hates that, while listening to Abba and Depeche Mode on full volume

my sister: cleaning the house like crazy, no music, just True Crime podcast and hundreds of episodes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S., lighting up a ginger spice-scented candle with a 'BURN IN HELL' inscription

me: packing gifts in goofy dinosaur paper and baking cookies for the whole family, decorating the batch of gingerbread (so we have a Stripper, a Borat and two Mortally injured gingerbreads because no one was watching me) while listening to old-school power metal band Axxis and my ultimate Christmas song 'All I Want For Christmas Is Beautiful People’, mentally preparing myself for another chapter of cats vs. Christmas tree 2022 edition