#grizzco roller

[danndeemo]

grizzco roller is great it’s like I’m 10 years old again and I got handed the wheel of a motorbike and nearly drove off a cliff in the forest

[yourbestpalpercy]

[umbrasdoodles]

In Splatoon 3 recently, I was able to try the awesome might that was the Grizzco Roller. It's a delight. Tremble in fear Salmonids. 

[sneezeden]

They should have just made the grizzco roller instantly kill you when you vertical flick

[pachiiblr]

LONG AS FUCK POST INCOMING ABOUT GRIZZCO ROLLER IN LORE AND HOW IT WORKS WELL - PUTTING UNDER READ MORE FOR CONVENIENCE!!!!

I find it funny the sheer amount of people who say "grizzco roller makes my brain turn off" or "grizzco roller makes me lose braincells" because that is probably what it's ment to do in the canon actually

Like grizzco is a very shady job like in universe where they say you should like only go there if you want money and stuff

And it's very dangerous and inhumane (insalmone???) as week cause you are pretty much stealing the salmoniods children (I think) so grizz can just. Eat them and become powerful (yet again. I think)

So like the grizzco weapons are there to distract the inklings and octolings from what they're doing because who cares what ur doing you get to roll around at the speed of sound and have the time of your life

This goes with the other grizzco weapons as well btw it's like. Ah yes you get to fire the *mega super quick blaster* and the *super ultra fast charger* and ect. Because it distracts the employees from what they're doing so they don't like. Rise up and stuff

Anyways haha yeah weirdly coherent post from me (and so long my god I wrote a lot) (some of this might not make sense bcs I am kinda sleep deprived rn)

[definitely-neurotypical-rat]

I LOVE GRIZZCO ROLLER

MUAH MUAH MUAH

MAKES ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET

[probablybleedinggums]

the grizzco roller is a motorbike

you cannot tell me otherwise

[splatreference]

Grizzco Roller