#grizzledrunagate

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Review: Ursais Arcone

I guess I'll give this a try! Everything about Ursais (her intro and stats) should be in this about tag. ^^

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Things I love off the bat about Ursais: caveman troll (never seen it done), underbite (very rare; I don't see people get creative often with the fangs), spelling errors as part of a quirk (I wish more people were willing to make not-so-bright trolls). She immediately strikes me as both charming and original. I like the Ursa theming.

You mentioned psionics but didn't say what they were in her bio - is it basic telekinetic stuff, or something tailored specifically to her character? You can get away with a pretty unique and detailed power because of her blood color, so don't miss that opportunity if it's something you want.

I'd love some more information on her lusus and some more game-related functions, e.g. strife specibus and fetch modus.

I think the nomadic thing is great - the only thing I usually point out is that the troll needs to have some form of reliable protection from sun damage, so hives that are easily constructed or mobile are just fine.

Quirk looks fine. Oh, and I'm digging all of the art of her to the max. Really nice design, simple as is appropriate for her caste but not too boring. Any reason for having doubled horns? I'm not particularly a stickler for it, but other creators or roleplayers might be.

Great work so far. - Jake 

[fortuitousgrandeur]

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] began pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 23:32 --

  [11:32] GR: yo mate

[11:32] GR: you rRReally frRReaked this chickadee out

[11:32] GR: she's all twitchy

[11:32] GR: maybe you should ease up orRR somethin'

[11:35] FG: all i did was kn✪ck a few b✪✪ks ab✪ut. her reacti✪n was n✪t expected. but i understand. i will try t✪ c✪nverse with her s✪✪n en✪ugh. granted she actually decides t✪ resp✪nd t✪ me. which she might n✪t. c✪nsidering.

[11:35] GR: that's good

[11:35] GR: they say talkin' and whatnot is good

[11:38] FG: i d✪n't kn✪w wh✪ they are. but i will take their w✪rd f✪r it. very well. i shall g✪ ahead and d✪ that n✪w. bef✪re i have the chance t✪ f✪rget. ehehehe.

[11:38] GR: you got some kinda busy ghostly schedule orRR what

[11:38] FG: n✪.

[11:39] FG: that is the j✪ke.

[11:39] GR: oh

[11:39] GR: ,,,ey man i'm just a simple huntrRRess ya know

[11:40] FG: it's ✪k. i d✪ubt this w✪uld be the first misunderstanding between the living and the dearly departed.

[11:41] GR: nah it's not cause yourRR dead orRR nothin' it's just cause i'm a bit slowerRR on the uptake

[11:41] GR: but ya know it takes all kinds, can't always be the best at everRRythin

[11:42] FG: it's fine if y✪u're sl✪w.

[11:42] FG: i have all the time in the w✪rld t✪ wait f✪r y✪u.

[11:43] GR: pffttthahahha

[11:43] GR: you'rRRe arRRrRRight! i wish you was alive so i could sharRRe my buffalo jerRRky

[11:43] GR: it's a shame you went and kicked it so you can't neverRR taste urRRsais's famous buffalo jerRRky

[11:44] GR: i'm sheddin so many tearRRs ferRR ya rRRight now

[11:49] FG: hahaha. y✪u sh✪uldn't cry f✪r me. i'll be alright.

[11:51] FG: it's always hard t✪ tell what fate has in st✪re f✪r y✪u. but it's g✪✪d n✪t t✪ l✪se h✪pe. because wh✪ kn✪ws? maybe ✪ne day we c✪uld meet in the flesh. th✪ugh i find that t✪ be a rather absurd idea by this p✪int in my afterlife. ehehehe. it's just always a g✪✪d idea t✪ be ✪ptimistic even when y✪u've g✪tten t✪ssed s✪me pretty bad thr✪ws.

[11:53] GR: woah that's a lot a grRReen text t' squint at

[11:53] GR: gimme a minuite herRRe

[11:54] GR: yeah we can totally meet one day delphi! I don't carRRe if ye'rRRe all um

[11:54] GR: incorRRpyrRReal

[11:54] GR: you can thrRRow books at me

[11:54] GR: pffthehheh

[11:54] GR: 'ey check it out what mugrRRan just helped me discoverRR

[11:54] GR: (✪㉨✪)

[11:54] GR: prRRetty cool huh?

[11:57] FG: that's great. ehehehe. the face even has my little stars in it!

[11:58] GR: yeah that's why i picked it to show ya but i also figgerRRrRRed out some norRRmal ones like

[11:58] GR: (o(w)o)

[11:59] FG: ʕಠᴥಠʔ

[12:00] GR: pfffthehehehhe!

[12:00] GR: (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡

[12:03] FG: ehehehehe. this amuses me t✪✪ much. (u㉨u♥)

[12:04] GR: me too! i'm gettin' kinda flusterRRed

[12:04] GR: i think i'll only save these ferRR special occasions

[12:04] GR: (^(エ)^)

[12:07] FG: then i'll m✪st certainly l✪✪k f✪rward t✪ seeing y✪u use them whenever that may be! ʕ✪ᴥ✪ʔ

[12:08] GR: damn now seein' YOU use 'em is makin' me all flusterRRed

[12:18] FG: s✪rry. i can bearly c✪ntr✪l myself! ehehehehe.

[12:20] GR: sdkjfalskdjfsa

[12:20] GR: holy fuck girRRl

[12:32] GR: ey delph

[12:33] GR: i gotta split beferRR the night rRRuns out

[12:33] FG: alright!

[12:33] FG: there's always time t✪ talk later.

[12:33] GR: peace!

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] ceased pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 00:34 --

[treblearietta]

grizzledrunagate started following treblearietta!

UT: What, you left? UT: Come on Urrrsais, I thought we had something special.

[fortuitousgrandeur]

-- fortuitousGrandeur [FG] began pestering grizzledRunagate [GR] at 02:19 --

  [02:19] FG: b✪✪.

[02:19] GR: holy fuck!!!

[02:19] GR: don't do that man, i got a constant vigilance thing goin' on herRRe

[02:19] GR: don't wanna spook the beast ya see

[02:20] FG: right. s✪rry ab✪ut that.

[02:20] GR: it's cool it's cool the beast's hackles arRRe no longerRR rRRaised

[02:21] GR: she has scented the prRResence of an ally

[02:21] GR: pffttttheheheheh

[02:21] GR: what's up my ghost sisterRR

[02:22] FG: n✪thing much. just. y✪u kn✪w. d✪ing my gh✪stly things.

[02:22] GR: what exactly arRRe ghostly things

[02:22] GR: i mean i neverRR talked to anotherRR ghost beforRRe so it's not like i'd know pffthahha

[02:23] GR: you could say "marRRacas" and I'd just have to fuckin believe it

[02:24] FG: well lucky f✪r y✪u there's n✪ maracas. i d✪n't think i've ever ✪wned any maracas. n✪ rumble shakers f✪r me i guess.

[02:25] GR: rRRumble shakerRRs that's rRRight

[02:25] GR: heh heh heh

[02:25] GR: i like that

[02:25] GR: rRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRumble

[02:25] GR: let's get rRReady to

[02:25] GR: rRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRrRRumble

[02:25] GR: may ave got carRRrRRied away therRRe

[02:25] GR: sorRRrRRy

[02:25] FG: there's n✪thing wr✪ng with sh✪wing ✪ff every n✪w and then.

[02:25] FG: live it up while y✪u can.

[02:26] GR: damn, that's gloomy

[02:26] GR: but i getcherRR meanin

[02:27] GR: what was yerRR name again

[02:27] GR: shouldn't go thrRRough the converRRsation bein all confused bout that

[02:28] FG: that's very true. i'm delphi c✪sm✪s. gh✪st extra✪rdinaire. at y✪ur service.

[02:29] GR: fuck yes

[02:29] GR: hell fuckin yes

[02:29] GR: alrRRight well you werRRe prRRoberRRly morRRe competant at rRRememberRRin my name but

[02:29] GR: just in case

[02:29] GR: i'm urRRsais arRRcone

[02:31] FG: it's very nice t✪ actually talk t✪ y✪u. ursais. well i guess. as much as tw✪ tr✪lls (✪ne in which being deceased) can technically speak thr✪ugh a chat client. ✪h✪h✪h✪.

[02:32] GR: i thought the idea was kinda crRReepy at firRRst but you'rRRe actually prRRetty cool

[02:32] GR: i mean you gotta underRRstand the only otherRR experRRience i have with dead people is zombies

[02:32] GR: and god fucking lorRRdy do i hate them

[02:33] GR: ey if yourRR dead ow do you type

[02:34] FG: well. it's n✪t that simple t✪ explain. but i've kind ✪f. taken ✪ver the c✪mputer using my sp✪✪ky gh✪st capabilities. i'm n✪t really typing. m✪re like telling the lapt✪p what i want it t✪ d✪ and say. if that makes any sense.

[02:34] GR: jeezy crRReezy

[02:35] GR: that's kind of awesome

[02:35] GR: you'rRRe like the laptop overRRlorRRd

[02:35] GR: could you take overRR otherRR shit too

[02:36] FG: i can. t✪ an extent. it's easier t✪ take ✪ver things the m✪re simplistic in design they are.

[02:36] FG: i think mugran is afraid that ✪ne day i'll try t✪ take ✪ver her b✪dy.

[02:36] FG: when in reality i c✪uld d✪ just ab✪ut as many things with✪ut having t✪ res✪rt t✪ that.

[02:37] FG: hahahaha.

[02:37] GR: pfffthahah poorRR thing

[02:38] GR: girRRlie's gotta rRReal parRRanoid strRReak

[02:38] FG: i kn✪w. y✪u sh✪uld see h✪w high she leaps whenever i kn✪ck a b✪✪k ✪ver. ✪r sh✪✪t her a surprise message.

[02:39] GR: well damn now i feel all rRRiddled with guilt

[02:39] GR: i might have to tell herRR

[02:39] GR: but then again

[02:39] GR: i don't see how that would make herRR feel any betterRR

[02:41] FG: i'm sure she w✪uld appreciate the gesture. but at the same time. it'll be hard f✪r her t✪ live if she's in a c✪nstant state ✪f fear.

[02:41] GR: "yo the thing that you think is a ghost

[02:41] GR: turRRns out it rRReally is"

[02:41] GR: flawless

[02:41] GR: yeah i'm not gonna do that

[02:41] FG: hahahaha.

[02:41] FG: i think she has an idea. but at the same time. i d✪n't kn✪w h✪w she feels ab✪ut it. which is strange.

[02:42] FG: i'm g✪✪d with feelings.

[02:42] GR: i think she's morRRe scarRRed of otherRR highbloods

[02:42] GR: i mean all those goddamn bluebloods

[02:42] GR: arRRe always thinkin a the most crRReative ways to kill eachotherRR

[02:42] GR: that's why i'm glad i'm a fuckin' peasant

[02:42] GR: at least things arRRe strRRaight forRRwarRRd

[02:43] FG: yes. i've heard that they're all quite diab✪lical. but i w✪uldn't kn✪w f✪r sure. i was rather adept at keeping myself cut ✪ff fr✪m s✪ciety.

[02:44] GR: i think i got ya beat therRRe bud

[02:45] FG: ✪h? h✪w s✪?

[02:45] GR: Well I mean, I'm a completely efishent spy rRRight

[02:45] GR: I'm off the grRRid

[02:45] GR: GoverRRnment don't know I exist

[02:45] GR: Cause my hive got destrRRoyed by rRRocks 'n blah blah blah everRR since then I been nomadic

[02:46] GR: Livin' the bohemian life you get it?

[02:46] FG: i feel y✪u. i wish i w✪uld have been s✪ lucky t✪ lead a life like that. it s✪unds like it's great.

[02:47] FG: i was never all✪wed t✪ leave my hive. s✪ i didn't experience much ✪f the w✪rld. besides what was written in the b✪✪ks my lusus br✪ught me.

[02:47] GR: that sounds horRRrRRible

[02:47] GR: like

[02:47] GR: rRReally fuckin horRRrRRible

[02:47] GR: I could neverRR do that

[02:47] GR: bein trRRapped somewherRRe

[02:47] GR: the thought makes my skin crRRawl!

[02:47] FG: haha.

[02:47] FG: it was all i ever knew s✪ it didn't b✪ther me t✪✪ much. while i was still alive.

[02:48] FG: i was always t✪ld that staying within the hive was necessary t✪ my survival. h✪w ir✪nic that i died within my ✪wn safeh✪use.

[02:50] GR: how'd ya kick the bucket

[02:52] FG: my l✪cati✪n was eventually f✪und by the highbl✪✪ds. they set my hive ablaze and left me t✪ burn. but it was the sm✪ke that killed me. since i was sleeping in my chambers i didn't have en✪ugh time t✪ react. apparently ✪wlm✪m was able t✪ put ✪ut the flames but by then the damage had already been d✪ne.

[02:52] GR: fucking highbloods

[02:52] GR: i'd be an angrRRy ghost if I was you

[02:52] GR: haunt the fuck out of em

[02:54] FG: i was. at first. but in the beginning i was a weak gh✪st. and i wasn't able t✪ d✪ much. sure. i c✪uld m✪ve a table maybe a few inches t✪ the left. make them scrape their knees ✪n the edges ✪r s✪mething. but i c✪uldn't d✪ anything drastic like i wanted t✪.

[02:55] GR: hmph, well if any highbloods trRRy somethin' like that again

[02:55] GR: i'll turRRn 'em into hamburRRgerRR

[02:56] FG: hehehe. and i've g✪t y✪ur back. we'll make them regret their decisi✪ns.

[03:00] GR: I don't like fuckerRRs goin' arRRound thinkin' they can just bully people

[03:00] GR: Without any consyquences

[03:02] FG: yes. i agree with y✪u c✪mpletely. h✪pefully there isn't as much ✪f that in this day and age.

[03:03] GR: well i ain't neverRR seen anything but everRRytime I pass thrRRough the cities it looks prRRetty rRRough

[03:03] GR: I wouldn't live therRRe forRR anything

[03:05] FG: me neither. i'm perfectly fine with haunting my ✪wn hive. thank y✪u.

[03:06] GR: I dunno how elyseo's surRRvived this long honestly

[03:06] GR: I mean I love the kid

[03:06] GR: He's cute as a fuckin' button

[03:06] GR: But his daddy ain't gave him no sense orRR no muscles

[03:07] GR: I guess thyrRRea must be prRRetty tough ferRR both of em

[03:11] FG: ✪r at least has the mindp✪wer. i haven't had the chance t✪ speak with her yet s✪ i can't be t✪✪ sure. but if highbl✪✪d life's anything like it used t✪ be. i d✪n't think elyse✪ w✪uld have a chance. with✪ut having s✪me s✪rt ✪f guardian watching ✪ver him.

[03:12] GR: yeah i mean

[03:12] GR: I don't think she likes me too much ferRR whateverRR rRReason but i'm glad she's therRRe ferRR him

[03:13] FG: indeed. perhaps he'll wisen up ✪ne ✪f these days. but i d✪n't think that's what fate has in st✪re f✪r him t✪day.

[03:15] GR: Eh whateerRR

[03:15] GR: I like him the way he is

[03:15] GR: besides you don't need to be strRRong when you got strRRong frRRiends rRRight

[03:16] FG: i supp✪se y✪u've g✪t a p✪int there.

[03:21] GR: wow this converRRsation got heavy fast

[03:21] GR: I guess that's my doin'

[03:21] GR: SorRRrRRy babe

[03:24] FG: n✪. it's fine. i've just always had t✪ depend ✪n my strength. s✪ the idea ✪f weak being ✪kay is still s✪mewhat fresh in my mind haha. but i see what y✪u mean. s✪ n✪. it's n✪t a pr✪blem at all. i sh✪uld thank y✪u f✪r expanding my perspective. wh✪ said an ✪ld w✪✪fbeast can't learn new tricks. i'm dead and i'm learning m✪re things than when i had a wh✪le library at my disp✪sal. ✪h✪h✪h✪.

[03:24] GR: arRRe you okay

[03:24] FG: i'm fine. i'm fine.

[03:25] GR: look you don't have to act like you'rRRe okay when you ain't okay

[03:25] GR: i ain't the type to judge

[03:25] GR: unless you happen tobe pietrRRo

[03:25] GR: then i'm judging the fuck outta you

[03:25] FG: pfffft.

[03:26] GR: well anyway, you can considerRR me a frRRiend if you want

[03:26] GR: a new frRRiend who you may orRR may not like orRR whateverRR, but still a frRRiend

[03:28] FG: that w✪uld. be nice.

[03:28] FG: i w✪uld like t✪ have a friend.

[03:28] FG: i w✪uldn't mind thinking ✪f y✪u as such.

[03:29] GR: arRRight now we got ourRRselves a carRRe bearRR moment

[03:31] GR: Bask in sis

[03:31] GR: Roll arRRound in it

[03:31] GR: You feel that

[03:31] GR: Yeahhh

[03:33] FG: haha. i feel it. i feel it as much as ✪ne wh✪ is supp✪sed t✪ be unfeeling can. i am attempting t✪ make the c✪mputer d✪ a flip as we speak. that is the magic ✪f friendship.

[03:36] GR: I didn't know you werRRe supposed to be unfeeling. I thought that was kind all that would be left.

[03:36] GR: Huh.

[03:36] GR: I ain't too educated about ghosties orRR nothin tho

[03:38] FG: me neither. and i am ✪ne. chances are i'm n✪t being a very pr✪per gh✪st huh. i need a c✪py ✪f haunting f✪r dummies. i'll never make it big in the afterlife at this rate. what a shame.

[03:39] GR: you everRR look at people naked

[03:39] GR: cause you'rRRe invisible rRRight

[03:45] FG: w✪w. y✪u're straight t✪ the p✪int aren't y✪u.

[03:46] GR: ey man somebody's gotta ask

[03:48] FG: fair en✪ugh.

[03:48] FG: well. i supp✪se it w✪uld be fair t✪ say that my eyes have strayed ✪nce ✪r twice up✪n ✪ccasi✪n.

[03:49] GR: pffthahaha

[03:49] GR: i totally knew it

[03:54] FG: hey. it's just c✪mm✪n curi✪sity. can y✪u really blame a girl f✪r trying t✪ liven up her death. it's n✪t like i can d✪ anything ✪ther than watch hahaha.

[03:55] GR: don't worRRrRRy you can live thrRRough my fantastic rRRomantic exploits

[03:55] GR: which arRRe just rRRevin up

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] ceased pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 03:58 --

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] began pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 03:59 --

[03:59] GR: damn that looked drRRamatic

[03:59] FG: i figured y✪u may have left me f✪r a p✪tential suit✪r. t✪ pr✪ve a p✪int.

[03:59] GR: nah i mean

[03:59] GR: i don't have any plans yet

[03:59] GR: TONIGHT

[03:59] GR: who knows what could happen tomorRRrRRow you know

[04:00] FG: i kn✪w quite well. ✪ne can never be t✪✪ sure ab✪ut what fate may have in st✪re.

[04:01] GR: oooh i like it when you get all mysterRRious

[04:01] GR: anyways now I rRReally will leave 'cause i'm fuckin beat

[04:01] GR: seeya laterRR hon

[04:02] FG: farewell.

[04:02] FG: talk t✪ y✪u s✪✪n.

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] ceased pestering fortuitousGrandeur [FG] at 04:02 --

[ornamentedsaboteur]

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] began pestering ornamentedSaboteur [OS] at 23:06 --

[11:06] GR: ey

[11:06] GR: who'rRRe you

[11:07] OS: {oh hell{o there¸

[11:07] OS: i believe i µet y{ou last night {on the gr{oup µeµ{o

[11:07] GR: yeah but i left shorRRtly afterRR, i don't even know if you'rRRe a lady orRR a dude

[11:07] GR: yep

[11:08] GR: sorRRrRRy, i don't rRRememberRR yerRR name

[11:08] GR: uh Muggle? MurRRanda?

[11:08] OS: {oh yes¸ i aµ ƒeµale

[11:08] OS: µugran is what i g{o by

[11:08] GR: Aw arRRrRRight anotherRR lady in ourRR social cirRRcle

[11:08] GR: that's always what we need

[11:08] GR: morRRe ladies

[11:09] GR: nice to forRRmerRRly meetcha mugrRRan

[11:09] OS: hehehe i ∂eƒinitely agree with that;

[11:09] GR: you bet yourRR ass

[11:09] GR: so what's yourRR deal

[11:09] OS: nice t{o µeet y{ou as wel;

[11:10] OS: µy ∂eal?

[11:10] GR: yeah you'rRRe thing

[11:10] OS: thing?

[11:10] GR: y'know

[11:11] GR: knitting orRR like, mining orRR sellin' drRRugs

[11:11] GR: all trRRolls have a thing

[11:11] OS: {oh h{obby?

[11:11] GR: that

[11:11] OS: well i ∂{on't really have {one particular interest

[11:11] GR: well i mean

[11:11] GR: mostly we have severRRal when we can afforRRd it

[11:11] OS: i try t{o keep µy palette {open t{o a vairety {oƒ p{ossibilities t{o be the best citizen i c{oul∂ be

[11:11] GR: which ya prRRolly can, not to make any assumptuns

[11:11] GR: *assumptons

[11:12] OS: yeah¸ it is a bit unƒair;

[11:12] OS: n{o¸ it's a reas{onable assuµpti{on t{o µake

[11:12] OS: i aµ ƒ{ortunate en{ough t{o have a µ{o∂erate seµblance {oƒ res{ources at µy ∂isp{osal

[11:12] OS: i µ{ostly enj{oy rea∂ing b{o{oks {oƒ art an∂ hist{ory

[11:12] OS: i like t{o c{ollect an array {oƒ µasks an∂ stu∂y ancient µe∂icine

[11:13] OS: but all {oƒ that is pretty b{oring an∂ c{oµµ{on

[11:13] GR: aw so you'rRRe one of those cirRRcularRR highblood types

[11:13] GR: not cirRRcularRR, well rRRounded

[11:13] GR: pfffthahaha

[11:13] GR: prRRomise i'm not callin' ya fat that's just an unforRRtunate coincidence

[11:15] GR: i don't think book rRReadin' is borRRing

[11:15] GR: i mean it's not my thing surRRe but

[11:15] GR: i can see the appeal

[11:15] OS: i ∂{on't kn{ow what i like t{o ∂{o t{o{o µuch actually

[11:15] OS: i'µ sure i have a calling s{oµewhere but i have n{o i∂ea where yet

[11:16] OS: ƒ{or n{ow i'll just try t{o expl{ore the p{ossibilities s{o h{opeƒully i c{oul∂ bec{oµe inƒluential s{oµe∂ay

[11:16] OS: but anyways¸ w{oul∂ y{ou care t{o elab{orate µ{ore up{on y{ourselƒ?

[11:16] GR: i'm surRRe you'll find it i mean you got plenty a time assumin you'rRRe a tough brRRoad and you surRRvive

[11:16] GR: whatcha wanna know

[11:19] OS: i guess y{ou're 'things' then?

[11:19] OS: *y{our

[11:19] OS: like what y{ou like t{o ∂{o in y{our spare tiµe?

[11:20] OS: y{ou strike µe as a huntress-type¸ but i c{oul∂ be µistaken¸¸¸¸¸¸

[11:20] GR: bingo babe

[11:20] GR: i kill things mostly, gatherRR stuff to eat

[11:20] GR: make my own leatherRR and twine

[11:20] GR: make my own jerRRky and clothes

[11:20] GR: therRRe's always somethin' t'do when you'rRRe rRRoughin' it

[11:20] GR: so ya don't rRReally need too many otherRR hobbies

[11:20] GR: but i do have one otherRR

[11:21] GR: i like to film myself with a video camerRRa while i talk to animals

[11:23] OS: {oh

[11:24] OS: ¸¸¸¸¸¸

[11:24] OS: yes that is rather iµpressive t{o be that selƒ suƒƒicient

[11:24] OS: iƒ i was ever in a tuµble¸ i w{oul∂ ∂eƒinitely kn{ow wh{o t{o call

[11:24] OS: assuµing we were {on alright terµs at that p{oint

[11:24] OS: ƒ{orgive µe ƒ{or µy prestuµpti{on

[11:24] GR: yeah at this point

[11:24] OS: y{ou talk t{o aniµals?

[11:24] GR: 'slong as ya don't gun down any of my frRRiends orRR nothin' werRR'rRRe good

[11:25] GR: yeah

[11:25] GR: most of 'em arRRe prRRetty good converRRsationalists but it depends on the animal

[11:27] OS: i ∂{on't plan {on ∂{oing that¸ unless {one pr{oves t{o be a threat

[11:27] OS: senseless slaugther is ƒ{or the µ{ore unc{outh than i

[11:27] OS: {oh ∂{o tell?

[11:27] OS: which aniµals ∂{o y{ou ƒin∂ the µ{ost vibrant?

[11:27] GR: well y'see

[11:27] OS: have y{ou ever talke∂ t{o bir∂s perchance?

[11:28] GR: yourRR crRRows, magpies, wolves 'n rRRaccoons

[11:28] GR: they'rRRe prRRetty smarRRt

[11:28] GR: but don't everRR trRRy talkin' to a goddamn squirRRrRRel orRR beaverRR

[11:28] GR: I usuually only talk to prRRedatorRRs, come to think of it

[11:28] GR: gets awkwarRRd the otherRR way 'rRRound

[11:29] GR: oh yeah

[11:29] GR: corRRvids arRRe the best

[11:29] GR: an' buzzarRRd

[11:29] GR: they know a lot about the migrRRation patterRRns of otherRR prRRey

[11:29] GR: and they gossip, but sometimes they give ya useful tidbits

[11:30] OS: hehehe that w{oul∂ be quite the pre∂icaµent;

[11:30] OS: it w{oul∂ be useƒul t{o have that ability i ∂isgress

[11:30] GR: yeah, plus if you'rRRe nice

[11:30] GR: you can get 'em to watch out forRR ya

[11:30] OS: i w{oul∂ like t{o kn{ow what ∂iƒƒerent aniµals think {oƒ us¸ pr{obably µ{ost in c{onteµpt

[11:30] OS: really?

[11:30] GR: mostly they'rRRe indifferRRent actually

[11:31] GR: trRRolls mostly eat prRRocessed food, and unless yerRR the fuckin'

[11:31] GR: emprRRess's stooge I guess

[11:31] GR: we mostly leave 'em alone

[11:33] OS: that's relieving t{o hear

[11:33] GR: i don't sit therRRe an' chat up animals like i'm chattin' you up

[11:33] GR: they speak diffrRRently acourRRse

[11:34] GR: it's not with worRRds, it's just feelin's and images

[11:34] OS: w{ow¸ that is really ƒascinating;

[11:34] OS: is it in like a l{owbl{o{o∂-psychic way

[11:34] GR: mm yeah i guess it's betterRR than talkin' about the weatherRR hahaha

[11:34] OS: {or like a ∂rug-in∂uce∂ hallucinati{on?

[11:34] GR: do ya rRReally know the differRRence

[11:35] GR: like have ya everRR experRRienced eitherRR

[11:35] GR: pffthahaha

[11:35] OS: hehehe y{ou alrea∂y kn{ow the answer t{o that;

[11:35] GR: you'rRRe prRRetty alrRRight ferRR a blueblood

[11:35] GR: ain't gotten no death thrRReats yet

[11:35] GR: that's a rRRecorRRd

[11:36] OS: ∂eath threats are p{ointless

[11:36] OS: iƒ y{ou really wante∂ t{o kill¸ there w{oul∂ be n{o nee∂ t{o threat

[11:36] GR: sometimes it's fun

[11:36] GR: but only if you don't rRReally feel like killin' anyone

[11:37] OS: ∂eath is n{ot a thing i take lightly¸ but each t{o their {own

[11:37] GR: death is just like the days and the week

[11:37] GR: can't stop it frRRom comin'

[11:37] GR: i made a deal with the buzzarRRds

[11:38] GR: t'eat me so I don't turRRn into no zombie

[11:40] OS: i w{oul∂ rather be a z{oµbie¸ iƒ it w{oul∂ be iµpressi{onable

[11:40] GR: damn

[11:40] OS: ∂eath can't be st{oppe∂¸ but there is n{o reas{on t{o catalyze it

[11:40] GR: bein' a zombie seems like the worRRst thing to me

[11:40] GR: i hate them fuckerRRs

[11:41] GR: i hearRR em in the morRRnin' shufflin' arRRound

[11:41] GR: gives me the fuckin' heeb jeebs

[11:43] OS: they are scary¸ as they pr{ovi∂e the reµin∂er {oƒ eternity

[11:43] OS: an∂ ar{ouse questi{ons iƒ it's a real thing {or n{ot

[11:43] OS: {or a placating c{oncept use t{o keep every{one in their respective h{oles

[11:44] GR: WHAT

[11:44] GR: oh woah

[11:44] GR: i didn't mean t' say that in all caps

[11:44] GR: damn keys

[11:44] GR: but what

[11:45] OS: z{oµbies cann{ot be kille∂; they have the p{otential t{o live ƒ{orever

[11:45] OS: z{oµbies are n{ot scary¸ ƒ{orever is

[11:45] OS: ∂eath brings res{oluti{on t{o cleanse {one {oƒ their µistakes

[11:45] GR: naw i'm prRRetty surRRe zombies arRRe fucking scarRRy

[11:45] GR: everRR had one stumble into yourRR shelterRR by accident

[11:46] GR: shit is fuckin' gnarRRly

[11:46] OS: i've ∂isµeµbere∂ a c{ouple t{o ƒee∂ t{o µy lusus

[11:46] GR: ew man

[11:46] OS: {only ab{out ten {or ƒiƒteen¸ n{othing {ostentati{ous

[11:46] GR: why would yourRR lusus wanna eat somethin' that's been stewin in the sun ferRR days

[11:46] GR: grRRoss

[11:47] OS: it is a questi{on that perplexes µe as well

[11:47] OS: especially since peac{ocks are supp{ose∂ t{o be nearly vegetarian

[11:47] GR: i talked to a couple peacocks once

[11:47] GR: they'rRRe prRRetty obsessed with matin'

[11:47] GR: 's prRRetty much all they think about come to think of it

[11:48] OS: well¸¸¸¸¸¸uhµ

[11:48] GR: hey maybe that's why they'rRRe not picky about food

[11:48] GR: they'rRRe goin' overRR theirRR courRRtship rRRituals 'n stuff

[11:48] OS: c{ourtship is iµp{ortant t{o µaintain the integrity {oƒ the genetic lineage

[11:49] GR: you don't hearRR me knockin' it sis

[11:49] GR: pffttthehheeh

[11:49] OS: an∂ there are ∂isplays {one uses t{o ar{ouse attenti{on t{o lure in partners t{o pr{o∂uce the best line

[11:50] OS: but c{opulati{on is purp{oseƒul¸ n{ot just a sl{oppy ren∂ev{ouz {oƒ {obscene pleasure

[11:50] OS: we can change the subject¸ µaybe?

[11:52] GR: heh heh heh

[11:52] GR: surRRe babe

[11:52] GR: lessee what else

[11:52] GR: how you been gettin' on with everRRyone else

[11:52] GR: you meet that pietrRRo guy

[11:52] GR: dosen't he suck

[11:52] GR: he rRReally sucks

[11:56] OS: things have been alright

[11:56] OS: i sp{oke with elirah the {other ∂ay

[11:56] GR: now elirRRah on the otherRR hand

[11:56] OS: she is g{oing t{o l{o{ok int{o µaking µe s{oµe ∂yes

[11:56] GR: orRR should i say the lovely lady elirRRah

[11:56] GR: therRRe's a high quality converRRsation parRRtnerRR

[11:56] GR: aw cool

[11:56] GR: that's good, she needs herRR little prRRojects 'n stuff

[11:57] OS: yes¸ she is a∂equate¸ th{ough a bit sl{oppy in using 'accuracy' in a l{o{ose an∂ sl{oppy µanner

[11:57] OS: she is quite intelligent

[11:57] GR: she's scads smarRRterRR 'n me

[11:57] GR: she made me some bug sprRRay rRRight

[11:57] GR: and i thought you werRRe sposed to sprRRay it on the actual bugs

[11:58] OS: well that is a reas{onable assuµpti{on

[11:58] OS: th{ough it w{oul∂ be har∂ ƒ{or s{oµe{one t{o have reƒlexes that ƒast i ∂isgress

[11:58] OS: i w{oul∂n't sell y{ourselƒ t{o{o sh{ort th{ough

[11:59] OS: intelligence isn't uniƒacete∂

[11:59] GR: what's that mean

[12:02] OS: it can µaniƒest in a variety {oƒ ways

[12:02] OS: even iƒ y{ou are less¸ say techn{ol{ogically a∂ept then elirah

[12:02] GR: oh arRRrRRight i getcha

[12:03] OS: i'µ sure there are {other areas that y{ou have expertise in¸ such as hunting

[12:03] GR: you got a rRReal nice way a worRRdin' things that arRRen't so nice

[12:03] GR: good quality to have

[12:04] OS: uhµ

[12:04] OS: ¸¸¸¸¸¸

[12:04] OS: thank y{ou

[12:04] OS: i appreciate that a l{ot

[12:04] GR: heh heh no prRRoblem birRRdy

[12:05] OS: anyh{ow¸ i sh{oul∂ get g{oing

[12:05] GR: arRRrRRight

[12:05] OS: sh{oul∂ pr{obably try t{o gather ƒ{o{o∂ beƒ{ore it gets t{o{o light {outsi∂e

[12:05] OS: it was nice talking t{o y{ou¸ ursais

[12:05] GR: watch ourRR ferRR zombies

[12:05] GR: let me know if you need an urRRsais

[12:05] GR: bye

[12:05] OS: i will¸ thanks

-- grizzledRunagate [GR] ceased pestering ornamentedSaboteur [OS] at 00:05 --

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<コ:彡 oh my so many new peeeeeeople!

<コ:彡 heeeeeello!

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// elyseo thinks ursais is really cool!!! he's never met anyone who seems so tough, and even though he's not really into wildnerness survival or hunting or MANLY STRONG sort of activity, even he can't deny that she's very impressive. even if they don't share many hobbies, he's always happy to learn, and if she knows things he doesn't (which she does) then he wants to learn them! along with that, he feels like he can speak with her easily enough, because neither of them are especially smart, and that, despite having little in common, makes him feel a sort of kinship with her and gives him a sense of comfort.

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CKC made NS an OP.

CURRENT grizzledRunagate [CGR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGR: who t' fuck is judy

CURRENT sporadicallyAirbound [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSA: ≤| That was what I was wondering |≥

CNS: i have n* idea!

CURRENT kleptoCulinarian [CKC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CKC: paxton ys myssyng

CURRENT reservedThespian [CRT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CRT: boop

CGR: heheheh

CSA: ≤| Bleep |≥

CNS: hi!

CGR: pfftahahhaa

CKC: ys that everyone?

CRT: ! th!nk so

CNS: l**ks like it!

CSA: ≤| At least it was everyone previously in the chat |≥

CGR: why'rRRe ya so rRRancorRRous, paxton

CRT: ! don't suppose ! am forg!ve me !f !'m com!ng off that vay ahh

CGR: ah no worRRrRRies mate, it was only cause a' the little smile thingie

CGR: on the trRRoll list

CGR: is all angrRRy and whatnot

CRT: there are nearly not enough express!ons to suff!ce my necces

CRT: !ty

CRT: of

CRT: fuck

CRT: ! mean fr!g quest!on mark

CGR: heh, rRRelax brRRo, it's okay

CSA: ≤| Antici |≥

CSA: ≤| pation |≥

CGR: pfftahhahhaha

CGR: so what do ya guys do ferRR fun

CGR: i know a lot a' trRRolls arRRe into that gaming hoopla

CRT: act out love stor!es alone !n my h!ve c:

CGR: sounds

CGR: uh

CGR: magical

CRT: not !n a

CRT: self pleasur!ng vay please don't m!staken that uhm

CGR: uh

CGR: i thought erRRrRRybody did that

CGR: yerRR sayin' you don't

CRT: n-not !n that vay no

CKC: kekekeke!

CGR: aw man

CGR: do you have any quads

CGR: gotta be tough

CRT: oh uhm

CRT: not exactly no

CGR: shit sugarRR, tha's not rRRight, yerRR too cute ferRR that

CSA: ≤| What about the um |≥

CSA: ≤| I do not know his name yet |≥

CSA: ≤| But in the picture on your blog |≥

CSA: ≤| It says Dynamic Duo |≥

CRT: ca!lus quest!on mark

CSA: ≤| Is he the one with the scar |≥

CGR: cailus? is that tha' rRRude guy

CGR: hahaha he was grRReat

CRT: r!ght nov ve s!mply share our love of playwr!tes yes

CRT: over h!s eye

CSA: ≤| Ah so he is not in a quadrant with you then |≥

CRT: not yet no

CSA: ≤| Do any of us have quadrants |≥

CGR: 's alrRRight pax, i don't got any quads eitherRR yet, but tha' don't mean i don't have fun hahaha what about you telly?

CNS: i d*n't think s*!

CRT: ! mean ! don't knov !n the future hov fr!v!lous of me

CSA: ≤| I currently do not either |≥

CGR: we'rRRe all frRRee stags pfftahhaha

CGR: orRR loserRRs

CGR: eitherRR one

CKC: no way were not losers

CRT: free souls so to speak

CSA: ≤| I like to think myself as |≥

CSA: ≤| Actually that statement exactly |≥

CSA: ≤| A free soul |≥

CGR: you guys arRRe all rRRegisterRRed with hives rRRight

CKC: yep!

CRT: yes ma'am

CNS: yeah!

CGR: domestic citizens

CGR: hm

CGR: yup

CGR: you'rRRe gonna need quadrRRants soon, betterRR get crRRackin' the

CGR: *then

CNS: n*t that s**n th*ugh! i mean we're all still... pretty y*ung!

CGR: 'ow young

CGR: 'ow old arRRe you guys

CGR: if'n ya don't mind me askin

CKC: halfway through seven sweeps

CSA: ≤| Nearly eight sweeps |≥

CNS: i'm ab*ut seven and a half t**!

CGR: looks like i'm th' oldest then

CGR: don't suprRRise me

CKC: youre not some ynternet predator ryght?

CGR: what?

CRT: ! just turned e!ght sveeps ahah

CKC: yve seen that on tv

CSA: ≤| Yeah though I am pretty sure you could take a drone |≥

CNS: h*w many sweeps are y*u?

CGR: i'm a prRRedatorRR on the interRRnet

CGR: uh

CSA: ≤| Or like six |≥

CGR: i guess?

CKC ceased responding to memo.

CSA: ≤| I guess she is not too fond of predators |≥

CGR: well fuck, way t' insult my family pffthahahah

CNS made KC an OP.

CURRENT kleptoCulinarian [CKC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CKC: augh my lusus ys movyng around too much

CSA: ≤| Welcome back |≥

CKC: aynt enough room for her shenanygans but she doesnt lysten

CGR: i know 'ow that is

CKC: oh?

CGR: yeah my lusus is the size of a fuckin' schoolfeedin' bus, it's superRR incovenient

CGR: and she's rRRowdy too

CGR: what's yerRR lusus?

CRT: ! named h!m el t!gre and he !s the sveetest lusus ! could have ever asked for

CGR: is he a fuckin' tigerRR?

CKC: oh wow that sounds more trouble than myne

CSA: ≤| Agreed |≥

CGR: c'mon all a' you guys tell me yerRR lusus species

CKC: y have a pretty average syzed lusus but her wyngs flap around and knock all my belongyngs over

CSA: ≤| Mine is uh |≥

CGR: ahh i see she's a birRRdy

CSA: ≤| Some kind of squawkbeast |≥

CGR: eh heh

CRT: l!ke the earth beasts yes dear except he's very tame

CNS: i've already t*ld y*u ab*ut mine!

CGR: that's so fuckin rRRad though

CGR: yeah frRRom what i can guess he sounds like a badgerRR orRR a mole

CGR: hahah

CSA: ≤| I could be wrong I think its a penguin |≥

CSA: ≤| it cant fly |≥

CGR: 'daw

CKC: oh thats sad

CGR: can he swim

CSA: ≤| Like a champ |≥

CKC: y dont know what my lusus would do yf she couldnt fly

CGR: i catch a lot of penguins, but if they get to the waterRR then it's game fuckin' overRR, i ain't goin' in therRRe

CSA: ≤| I only watch him from the shore |≥

CSA: ≤| or well |≥

CRT: you don't hurt them r!ght

CSA: ≤| A bit further than the shore |≥

CGR: uh

CGR: well

CGR: i don't like eatin' em, they'rRRe so goofy that it's sad, but if food is scarRRce i'll eat anythin'

CRT: :'c

CGR: no offense Tellus

CGR: I even eat cholerRRbearRRs

CKC: you can kyll one?

CSA: ≤| No its okay I can vouch for that statement |≥

CGR: i kill 'em all the time, i sell theirRR furRR an' stuff

CKC: hah! yd lyke to see that

CRT: ! vouldn't

CGR: i'm actually gonna go on a big cholebearRR hunt soon

CGR: i just made a deal with a rRRustblood seamstrRRess who said she'd go 50/50 on the prRRofits wit me

CGR: but y'know i always eat everRRythin' i kill an' use allt he bits i can

CSA: ≤| Better than letting it go to waste |≥

CGR: well trRRuth be told, i won't be able t' eat 17 cholerRRbearRRs, but i'll smoke an' drRRy the meat, and maybe storRRe it orRR sell tha' too

CSA: ≤| ,`; did you say |≥

CSA: ≤| Seventeen |≥

CGR: Yeh, you can make about thrRRee coats frRRo, one cholerRRbearRR

CRT: so many dead creatures my goodly gosh

CGR: uh

CGR: sorRRrRRy, if this is offendin' yerRR senses i can stop talkin' about it

CSA: ≤| T!hat would mean ab,out fifty |≥

CGR: yeah, well, she's a seamstrRRess by prRRofession

CSA: ≤| True |≥

CGR: she needs to take larRRge orRRderRRs frRRom highbloods t' make ends meet i s'pect

CGR: highbloods like the furRR prRRetty well

CSA: ≤| That would make sense |≥

CNS: hell* s*rry! my lusus needed me f*r s*mething, s*rry f*r n*t saying anything bef*re i disappeared f*r a bit!

CGR: pfft its alrRRight i was just jawin' about my stupid job

CRT: !t's actually qu!te fasc!nat!ng, just not my metaphor!cal cup of tea

CNS: i d*n't think it's stupid! everything y*u've t*ld me s* far has been pretty interesting!

CPC ceased responding to memo.

CPC ceased responding to memo.

CGR: eh, i talk too much, it comes a sittin' in frRRont a' too many firRRes i think

CURRENT altitudeChallenger [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAC: ≤| I must apologize but my internet crashed |≥

CGR: hahaha

CGR: pfffthahahahhahahaha

CGR: sorRRrRRy Tellus

CKC: welcome back

CGR: that's hilarRRious

CNS: *h well welc*me back!

CAC: ≤| Oh |≥

CAC: ≤| Haha I got it |≥

CAC: ≤| But until my other account logs off |≥

CAC: ≤| I'm on my mobile one |≥

CSA ceased responding to memo.

CAC: ≤| And there it goes |≥

CAC ceased responding to memo.

CURRENT sporadicallyAirbound [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSA: ≤| All right then |≥

CGR: you guys neverRR tol' me what y'all did ferRR fun, we got distrRRacted by paxton's sex life hahahah

CKC: lack of!

CKC: kekeke

CRT: uhm !t vasn't my sex l!fe VOV HEY

CGR: orRR tha' but he's an actorRR, i 'spect he'll be crRRawln' in bitches if he everRR want to be

CRT: !'m sorry ! don't pleasure myself ! have others for that

CSA: ≤| Prostitutes |≥

CKC: sounds fyttyng for caocoa

CGR: aw look, therRRe's anotherRR swingerRR in ourRR grRRoup

CKC: (*coacoa)

CGR: good, i thoug' i was the only one

CSA: ((That was intended with a ? at the end))

CRT: oh no no no ahh

CSA: ≤| Oh okay |≥

CGR: rRRelax mate, i'm only teasin'

CNS: why is this happening again *//^//*

CGR: anyway, what do ya guys do ferRR fun, orRR am i gonna hafta keep askin' until we exhaust the sex talk

CNS: she asked ab*ut *ur interests remember!!

CSA: ≤| Well uh I like creating things |≥

CSA: ≤| Primarily aerial devices |≥

CGR: aw yeah, i rRRead urRR blog

CSA: ≤| Though they dont usually stay that way |≥

CGR: hey, it's buildin' fuckin' planes, the fact that you can get them up therRRe at all fuckin' boggles my mind

CSA: ≤| Hehe true |≥

CGR: i don't even know how planes worRRk, rRReally

CGR: scarRRed the shit out of me when i firRRst saw one pfftahhahah

CSA: ≤| I might try to explain it in the future |≥

CGR: surRRe, always game ferRR that

CGR: teach

CSA: ≤| It took me a while before I finally figured them out |≥

CGR: hehehe

CSA: ≤| All right then |≥

CGR: what about you thyrRRea? what the hell do you do?

CKC: y mostly explore

CGR: aw yeah

CGR: anotherRR explorRRerRR

CKC: y lyke wanderyng around the hyvestems and fyndyng new thyngs

CKC: new people

CKC: wyth new possesyons

CGR: so uh

CGR: do ya mug people

CKC: what??

CKC: dyd elyseo tell you that?

CGR: no

CKC: who told you that?

CGR: i just kinda assumed 'cause you just said 'new possesions'

CGR: what the hell does that mean

CKC: y lyke lookyng at stuff

CKC: as yn, thyngs y havent seen before

CSA: ≤| Finding does not necessarily mean taking |≥

CSA: ≤| Though I do not know what the context is currently |≥

CKC: so many people walk through the cytyes that y can see thyngs y would never see out on the borders

CGR: alrRRigh' alrRRigh' it wouldn't be the firRRst time i'd have made frRRiends with a thief, tha's all

CGR: it just wouldn't suprRRise me

CKC: ym not a thyef!!!

CGR: but i should'a known otherRRwise, yerRR a highblood afterRR all

CGR: yeah yeah i know, i meant the lowbloods i've palled arRRound wit

CSA: ≤| I will be back again |≥

CSA: ≤| One of my colleagues is requesting my input on some schematics |≥

CGR: kay teach

CKC: y dont even know how to take that so yll take yt as a neutral comment

CGR: sorRRrRRy, i suck at this stuff

CSA: ≤| Also I read that as pailed around |≥

CGR: but i didn't mean 't upset ya, i prRRomise

CGR: hahahaahahaha

CSA: ≤| With that I take my leave |≥

CGR: not gonna deny that eitherRR

CSA: ≤| Well then |≥

CGR: fuckin' go tellus

CURRENT ipesterChum [CIC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CIC: hi

CRT: farevell

CSA: ≤| It seems at least one of us is getting or has gotten activity |≥

CSA: ≤| Be right back |≥

CGR: tellus

CGR: go

CGR: okay

CGR: hahahhaha

CNS: *h, hell*?

CRT: um

CRT: velcome nev guest ahah

CNS: wh* are y*u?

CIC: hi

CNS: hi...

CGR: aw yeah what they said

CIC: what you doin

CRT: vhat a cur!ous s!tuat!on s!r valk!ng !n on our troll orgy

CNS: we are n*t having a tr*ll *rgy!

CKC: paxton!

CGR: pff, if only this werRRe that interRRestin'

CRT: purely art!st!c

CIC: :{)

CGR: is tha' a mustache

CGR: i mustache if that is a mustache

CGR: hahahaha

CRT: mustaches are s!gns of soph!st!cat!on ! velcome you v!th open arms

CKC: theyre so gross!

CIC: yeah its a mustache

CRT: :{c

CGR: sometimes i wish i had a bearRRd, it'd keep my face warRRm

CGR: my face is col' as balls rRRight now grRRrRRrRRrRR

CKC: thats so unhygyenyc

CGR: heh you like that

CGR: you should see my hairRR sometime

CSA ceased responding to memo.

CRT: !f no orgy, vhy not have th!s mustach!oed s!r share someth!ng about h!mself

CGR: exactly, 'ey yo, what's yerRR name

CRT: sp!ce th!s conversat!on up blue text

CIC: I have a mustache wallet

CGR: uh

CRT: so

CNS: d* y*u have name?

CGR: how does that worRRk

CRT: you're a h!pster

CGR: what's a hipsterRR?

CRT: these odd fellovs v!th mustache fet!shes that smell l!ke age

CIC: who

CGR: oh

CGR: well thanks ferRR that descrRRipterRR, brRRoadway

CKC gave NS voice.

CGR: ey i'm gonna invite my stupid frRRiend polrRRis if that's alrRRight with youg uys

CRT: you're velcome

CRT: oh and you good stranger you seem to be of the h!pster race

CURRENT sporadicallyAirbound [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CSA: ≤| Hello friends I am here |≥

CRT: hello aga!n

CNS: hi!

CIC: hi

CSA: ≤| When I left CIC entered |≥

CSA: ≤| Who are you IC |≥

CNS: we d*n't kn*w!

CNS: they haven't given us much inf*rmati*n t* g* *ff *f...

CGR: he won't tell us his name

CRT: va!t you aren't a dro!d r!ght

CKC: y bet theyre the real ynternet predator

CNS: maybe he is!

CGR: i thought i was the interRRnet prRRedatorRR

CNS: *0*

CKC: you got your status debunked

CRT: !'m an !nnocent actor ! svear !'m not !nto that ve!rd predator stuff

CKC: now youre just a regular predator

CGR: but i am a prRRedatorRR an' i'm on the interRRnet

CRT: please keep your tent!cles avay

CGR: whelp, if you say so

CRT: oh no you're f!ne

CRT: d!fferent

CRT: type of predator

CSA: ≤| Regardless |≥

CSA: ≤| Hello IC |≥

CGR: ey yo

CGR: this is my stupid frRRiend polrRRis

CURRENT ursineTenacity [CUT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CUT: Hey therrre.

CUT: Hey, I'm not that stupid.

CRT: good even!ng s!r

CNS: hell*! my name's elyse*!

CRT: ! am paxton reploy *takes a bov*

CUT: My name is Polrrris Quarrrzo

CUT: Nice to meet you I guess.

CSA: ≤| Hello Polris |≥

CGR: queerRRzo pffthahaha

CSA: ≤| I am Tellus |≥

CSA: ≤| It is nice to meet you as well |≥

CKC: hey there! ym thyrea and yts probably nyce to meet you too

CUT: How arrre oyu guys doing?

CUT: *you

CRT: confused

CGR: i'm makin' frRRiends

CGR: look

CGR: see

CGR: i can do it

CRT: by th!s !C fellov

CUT: I'm as amazed as anyone, Urrrsais.

CGR: in yourRR FACE

CSA: ≤| I am doing well albeit a bit distracted by my offline colleagues |≥

CNS: i'm *kay! but yeah, als* c*nfused ab*ut ic. *^*;;

CGR: oh frRRick, therRRe goes my dinnerRR

CGR: be rRRight back

CSA: ≤| I dont want to know how his dinner left |≥

CUT: Well, she hunts herrr dinnerrr so that might be it.

CRT: d!d she fa!l to k!ll !t completely

CRT: !f !t ran avay

CUT: That orrr she was watching it and got distrrracted.

CUT: It happens a lot.

CSA: ≤| Does she not use traps |≥

CSA: ≤| Or cages |≥

CUT: Not that I know of.

CSA: ≤| Is it a matter of preference or not being able to make or get them |≥

CRT: sorry for be!ng so sudden but ! must take my leave goodbye all

CUT: Laterrr.

CNS: bye!

CRT ceased responding to memo.

CSA: ≤| Have a good evening |≥

CUT: And I guess she just hunts what she can eat? I'm not entirrrely surrre.

CKC: y also have to go too!

CUT: She's weirrrd

CUT: And that's by my standarrrds.

CSA: ≤| Ah everyone has to leave |≥

CKC: maybe we can talk more later, y gotta get my own money to buy food

CSA: ≤| Goodbye Thyrea |≥

CKC: later

CSA: ≤| I would like that |≥

CKC ceased responding to memo.

CSA: ≤| As long as it is not about eating my corpse |≥

CSA: ≤| Oh she left |≥

CGR: what's this about eatin' corRRpses

CGR: sorRRrRRy that fuckerRR gave me the rRRun arRRound

CNS: *h n* again!!

CSA: ≤| Oh its nothing |≥

CSA: ≤| What happened Elyseo |≥

CUT: Just talking about you behind yourrr back

CGR: what's the prRRoblem el?

CNS: i meant, ab*ut the c*nversati*n switching back t* eating pe*ple!

CGR: hey fuck you

CGR: talkin' to polrRRis by the way

CGR: obviously

CNS: have y*u guys kn*wn each *ther a while? y*u seem cl*se in a... an interestin way...

CGR: i've known 'im since he was thrRRee sweeps

CUT: You act like you haven't done that beforrre, Urrrsais.

CGR: shut up

CUT: Make me. I'd love to see you trrry.

CGR: i alrRReady rRRegrRRet invitin' yu

CSA: ≤| We still never found out who Judy was |≥

CGR: yes tellus

CNS: *h yeah we didn't... *n*

CGR: that's a good point

CGR: we need to find out

CUT: I hao idea what's going on

CUT: *have no

CGR: the name of the converRRsation, keep up

CUT: Damn husktop

CGR: how is it possible that you'rRRe usin' an olderRR model than ME

CGR: you have way morRRe money than me, stop bein' cheap and buy a new one

CUT: Well I'm sorrrrrry that I have betterrr things to do with my time than rrrunning arrround afterrr the latest model

CGR: fuckin' disgrRRaceful

CGR: you guys all have good husktops rRRight?

CNS: yeah!

CUT: My husktop worrrks fine.

CIC: hi

CGR: you'rRRe always wrRRastlin with it

CGR: uh

CGR: yeah hi

CNS: hell*...

CIC ceased responding to memo.

CNS: *r bye?

CGR: whelp

CGR: he could've been a spy ferRR all we know

CSA: ≤| It is a mystery |≥

CGR: all we know is that he was rRReally enthusiastic about mustaches

CNS: yeah he was a pretty weird guy...

CSA: ≤| Mustaches |≥

CGR: hey i think i spelled enthusiastic rRRight

CSA: ≤| You did |≥

CGR: give me a fuckin' high five teach

CGR: well, a prRRetend high five

CSA: ≤| Up top |≥

CGR: yeah look at that highfive, fuckin' flyin' like an airRRplane

CUT: And you say I'm weiirrrd

CGR: why do you gotta cut down on my fun

CUT: Because it's my job

CSA: ≤| What is the pay like |≥

CGR: heh heh heh

CUT: I'll leave that to yourrr imagination.

CSA: ≤| Are you sure you want to do that |≥

CSA: ≤| I mean my imagination can soar pretty far |≥

CUT: I think all of ourrrs can to be honest

CSA: ≤| True |≥

CGR: i don't have much of an imagination hahah but tellus you arRRe prRRetty damn dirRRty ferRR a nerRRd

CNS: i think i'm c*nfused again...

CSA: ≤| I hardly see myself as a nerd |≥

CGR: sorRRrRRy el, just prRRetend we'rRRe talkin' about, uh, chemerRRcals rRReactin' orRR somethin'

CNS: why...?

CUT: Trrrust us

CNS: *^*;;;

CUT: :c

CGR: hey little B

CGR: whasswrRRong

CUT: RRRgh

CUT: Just borrred I suess

CUT: *guess

CUT: Damn it

CGR: well god damn, dont have a fuck anyeurRRism

CGR: go find somethin' to do

CUT: I WAS in the middle of something when you pulled me into this thing

-- CURRENT grizzledRunagate [CGR] raises eyebrows --

CGR: what werRRe in the middle of

CSA: ≤| Whoa that was neat how did you do that |≥

CGR: an' I didn't make ya come, i ASKED ya to come

CGR: uhhh

CGR: slash me

CNS: i was ab*ut t* ask that i had n* idea y*u c*uld d* that *n here!

CGR: and then whateverRR ya wanna do

-- CURRENT sporadicallyAirbound [CSA] you mean like this --

CSA: ≤| Cool |≥

CGR: hahaha well shit i just found that outby accident

-- CURRENT sporadicallyAirbound [CSA] flies around the chatbox --

CGR: hahhaah

CSA: ≤| Pchooo |≥

CGR: fuckin' fly Tellus!

CUT: Anyway, I was worrrking on a comission frrrom someone forrr a necklace of silverrr and citrrrine.

CNS: y*u make jewelry?

CUT: Yeah.

CUT: It's what I do with the jewels I mine frrrom my cave

CGR: he makes prRRetty shit i gotta admit

CNS: *h! i mine t**, but i d*n't really like mining... i guess we d*n't really l**k f*r gems when we mine!

CGR: what do ya mine forRR elyseo

CGR: beetles/

CGR: thought ya said somethin' abut that earRRlierRR

CNS: nah i mean i guess we keep jewels we find, but my lusus just likes t* dig! it's just like, what he d*es, i guess? and we s*rt *f b*nd when we g* mining t*gether, t**.

CUT: Well damn, at least yourrr lusus likes you

CNS: i d*n't really like being t** deep undergr*und in the tunnels... i guess being s* far d*wn makes me uneasy, but it calms him d*wn and he likes d*ing it! i guess finding things is just a perk!

CNS: y*urs d*esnt? *n*

CUT: Let me give you a brrrief snapshot of ourrr rrrelationship

CUT: He once smacked me so harrrd that I got stuck to a trrree by my horrrns.

CNS: *h...

CGR: it's alrRRight little B

CGR: we'll get 'im soon

CGR: as soon as I get overRR therRRe

CGR: i'll make him lay off you somehow

CNS: why d*esn't he like y*u?

CUT: I think he sees me as a thrrreat to his terrrrrritorrry orrr some shit.

CNS: i think he's d*ing his j*b as a cust*dian wr*ng!!

CGR: bearRRs don't make verRRy good lusii, not the male ones anyhow

CNS: *h. *n*

CGR: well y'know uh

CGR: i dunno

CGR: fuck

CGR: sorRRrRRy little B

CUT: It's whateverrr

CUT: I'm just grrrateful that he's gone rrright now.

CUT: ... Maybe he went to hook up with Mommabearrr

CGR: she's too farRR away rRRight now

CGR: she's hiberRRnatin'

CGR: why dosen't yerRR dad hiberRRnate by the way

CGR: i'd love to get rRRid of him ferRR an entirRRe winterRR

CUT: He hasn't fallen asleep yet.

CGR: damn it

CGR: aw i'll be rRRight back

CNS: *kay!

CGR: 'm back

CGR: you all still alive

CGR: i'm fuckin' lucky i stll am

CNS: *h yes hi!

CGR: pfftahhahahahha

CGR: hey elyseo i was wonderRRin'

CGR: about yerRR dad an' stuff

CUT: What happened?

CGR: is that one rRReason you like starRRs s'much

CGR: because yerRR underRRgrRRound a lot?

CGR: an eagle was trRRyin' to steal one a my kills

CGR: an i wasn't lettin' 'im have it

CGR: he still got the head though

CGR: :(

CNS: well my lusus did raise me all undergr*und and i didn't see the night sky until i was *ld en*ugh t* g* *ut *n my *wn! and even then he didn't want me t* g* *ut because, y*u kn*w, it's a scary w*rld *ut there and all... but yeah, i guess *nce i g*t *ut and i saw the sky i th*ught it was really amazing!

CGR: heh

CGR: that's prRRetty cool el

CNS: it's a l*t nicer t* l**k at than dirt, that's f*r sure.

CGR: pffthahah therRRe's interRRestin' stuff in the dirRRt too, but my mama also tol' me starRRs werRRe imporRRtant, like i told ya befurRR

CNS: and it's crazy h*w everything ungr*und is c*ntained, there's walls, gr*und, and cieiling everywhere, but then *utside, there's just... sky and it just kinda g*es *n f*rever?

CGR: pffthahaha yerRR morRRe filosoferRR than astrRRonomist

CGR: then again i hearRRd a lot of them werRRe both, don't rRRememberRR wherRRe i hearRRd that though

CGR: prRRobably some bullshitterRR in a barRR

CNS: n*! i'm n*t smart en*ugh f*r phil*s*phy, i just think everything ab*ut space is really neat!

CGR: pffthahaha

CGR: you don't have to be smarRRt forRR uh

CGR: philosophy

CGR: therRRe we go

CGR: it's just 'ow you see the worRRld innit

CGR: everRRybody's got a

CGR: erRR

CGR: philosoph-y

CGR: no that waas rRRight beforRRe, you got it

CNS: i guess s*! i d*n't kn*w, i'm n*t t** educated *n phil*s*phy.

CNS: i've read s*me phil*s*pher stuff and it's way past what i can understand!

CGR: well i ain't neitherRR, that's my point

CNS: but thank y*u f*r the c*mpliment. *w*

CGR: heheh yourRR verRRy welcome

CNS: i'll be right back!

CGR: mkay

CGR: hey little B, you still sulkin'?

CGR: you can go worRRk on yourRR silverRR if you want

CUT: I'm not sulking

CUT: I didn't rrreally have anything to add to the converrrsation

CGR: ya totally arRRe, and ya need to stop

CGR: yes ya do!

CGR: fuckin' jeez, when i'm betterRR at socializing than you, you got prRRoblems kid

CGR: you got plenty a stuff to add

CUT: You know how I am, Urrrsais. I just prrreferrr not talking a lot.

CGR: yeah, yeah i've hearRRd it beforRRe

CGR: it's fine if you don't wanna talk to people but i just don't want you bein' lonely

CUT: I'm not that lonely.

CGR: but you'rRRe sayin' you arRRe lonely

CUT: Not as much as you think I am.

CGR: But you arRRe though

CUT: How can I even make frrriends when I just pass out at the drrrop of a hat? I look like a wimp when that happens, you've told me that rrrepeatedly.

CNS: *h, um, i'm back but is everything *kay?

CGR: uh sorRRrRRy, el

CGR: okay, but you look like a wimp to ME

CGR: an' everRRybody knows i'm the most bad ass perRRson everRR, so I don't count

CNS: it's *kay! i can g* if y*u want, if y*u guys need t* talk *r s*mething!

CGR: generRRally you'rRRe not a fuckin' wimp!

CGR: nah, we should prRRobably be discussin' this shit in prRRivate

CGR: unless you wanna go

CNS: n* i'm fine either way!

CGR: i'll just talk to this bastarRRd in prRRivate then, sorRRrRRy

CNS: but um, p*lris i kn*w i d*n't kn*w y*u well but i d*n't think being wimpy matters when it c*mes t* friends? i mean i d*n't kn*w if y*u really are wimpy *r just wimpy c*mpared t* ursais, but, i d*n't think pe*ple judge wh* they want t* talk t* based *n wimpiness? i d*n't care ab*ut that at least! if that... helps... at all?

CGR: polrRRis?

CGR: fuck

CGR: aw god damn it

CGR: he passed out

CGR: his head must've hit the husktop

CUT: nvffflyukv

CNS: d*es that happen a l*t?

CGR: yeah he's fuckin' narRRcoleptic

CGR: happens all the time

CGR: bad moment though

CNS: um... i've heard that bef*re but i can't remember what it is...

CGR: oh man ia worRRd I know that you don't hahah

CGR: nah that's alrRRight, i only know it cause he tol' me what it was

CGR: its when you rRRandomly pass out

CNS: *h!

CNS: that d*esn't s*und fun! *r safe, since his lusus d*esn't like him!

CGR: yeah..you'rRRe telling me kid

CGR: i trRRy to help im out

CGR: i guess i'm not arRRound as much as i should be though

CNS: d* y*u l**k after him when that s*rt *f thing happens?

CNS: *h!

CGR: yeah i trRRy to, if i'm therRRe

CGR: we kinda lost touch when i was a wigglerRR see

CNS: are y*u tw* like, m*irails? *r... did y*u say y*u didn't have any quadrants...

CGR: oh

CGR: uh

CGR: damn

CGR: um

CGR: uhh

CGR: no

CGR: ?

CGR: what makes ya say that

CGR: just outta curRRiosity

CNS: i guess, because y*u tw* seem cl*se, like y*u've g*t s*me s*rt *f b*nd! and i th*ught m*irails kind *f l**ked after each *ther? quadrants kind *f c*nfuse me, i'm n*t t** g**d with that s*rt *f thing...

CGR: uh

CGR: me neitherRR

CGR: so i don't rRReally know what we arRRe yet

CGR: i neverRR thought i was pale ferRR im but now that ya say that i kinda wonderRR

CGR: uh anyway, sorRRrRRy, i don't mean to prRRattle on about this shit with ya we just met

CNS: i d*n't think there's anything wr*ng with n*t kn*wing! but thyrea said she th*ught it was weird t* be pr*ud *f an*ther tr*ll, and i figured maybe l**king after an*ther tr*ll was s*rt *f like that! but then, thyrea and i aren't m*irails either... um... i d*n't kn*w! man, quadrants are just as c*nfusing as everything else!

CNS: *^*;;;

CUT: Husktops do not make verrry good pillows and I think I smacked my head on a piece of brrroken off quarrrtz

CGR: uhh

CGR: hey

CNS: *h hi!

CGR: i think we should go now

CUT: ?

CGR: yeah you should go to bed

CGR: go to bed polrRRis

CUT: But I'm feeling betterrr

CGR: go to fuckin' bed, you just passed out!

CGR: at least take a small nap

CUT: I just took a small nap

CGR: a rRReal nap not a fuckin' mini coma

CUT: I'm fine

CGR: okay, well i think i'll go ferRR now then

CGR: and i still think you should get morRRe rRRest, but i can't fuckin' make ya

CGR: anyway

CGR: this was fun elyseo thanks ferRR invitin me

CGR: bye

CNS: sure, bye.

CGR ceased responding to memo.

CNS: um well, i think i'm g*nna g* n*w t**, but i h*pe we can talk again! it was nice meeting y*u, p*lris!

CUT: Nice meeting you too

CNS: bye!!

CUT ceased responding to memo.

CSA: ≤| Oops it looks like everyones leaving |≥

CSA: ≤| Bye guys |≥

CSA: ≤| Sorry for not responding |≥

CNS: *h, bye t* y*u t** tellus!

CSA: ≤| Bye Elyseo |≥

CSA: ≤| It was nice talking to you and your friends |≥

CNS: i'm glad y*u liked them!

CNS: anyway, see y*u later!