#grn scout

[team-popper-2]

Guess who I just finished 

Full image down below, including an extra working progress as a little treat 😝

I NEED TO LICK THEM CLEAN

Like I wanna be sandwiched between them and get all sticky

And hers your bonus and I have one thing to say who wants a slice

I’m still rendering them, but what I wouldn’t give to eat the cake between their thighs 

They couldn’t care less about what’s going on. I just know I’m hungry. 

[thissnipersucks]

They are both best friends btw - @t3mpurachaos

[green-scout-tf2]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Solid 8/10

Job gets hard at times but it’s fun as hell! And also got me so many women before I started datin’ Snipes.

[green-scout-tf2]

You’re really stupid. But like- the cute kind of stupid. Dammit.

HEY IM NOT STU- w-what? I’m not cute! I’m also taken thank you!

[green-scout-tf2]

You look like moss or puke, do you even like the color green?

*throws a crate of BONK! at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

Obviously I like the color green!

It’s the best frickin’ color!

Thank ya for the BONK tho

[green-scout-tf2]

Yo uh

I’m back

I ain’t doin’ so good

mod: we’re moving on to some different story things because the wonderful mod of the green Sniper blog has moved onto other fandoms! :] Genuinely nothing against him, he’s just into other things now [as far as I know it’s dps and date everything but I might be wrong]