#gross t

[blackmoldmp3]

uti confirmed 😔

[aximili]

had 2 change trousers at 7am cause they got covered in shite at work... love it. a very sweet dog who looked like a coyote and was very apologetic. i have NEVER seen someone spread so much shit across their kennel in a short space of time. and ive seen some shit. he got it on his IV, he got it on all 4 paws and tail, he got it on the walls... and yes, all over me when i took him out to wash his toesies

[pumkinpaws-archive-moved]

[modelorganism-archive]

merc: maybe we should think about doing prints... any ideas?

me: my trollsona guzzling blood in a comic/suggestive pose with lemon demon lyrics underneath

merc: you're fired

[dinosaurdoors]

idk what force in the universe is determined to be a big wet Flaming Fart in my life rn but i am not having it and im turning this garbage boat back around

[marxandangels]

u kno

usually I’m pretty chill with my acne -- it isn’t very bad and zits go away quickly bc i do the skincare thing

but SOMETIMES i get a huge asshole that is painful and looks like i have some sort of upsetting disease and turns into a huge scab and takes forever to go away and i’m just like? why who hurt you

[roboticbat]

i have a zit on my nose that's growing and making my nose swollen and it hurts so bad and i can't get rid of it ama

[profanesnare]

horror story: you take a sip of cold coffee and something crunches in your mouth