Dec 16, 2020
are you really a feral little goblin if you haven't tried drinking soup out of a bowl like a cat / dog at 12 am?
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are you really a feral little goblin if you haven't tried drinking soup out of a bowl like a cat / dog at 12 am?
Eat my spicy chili with extra cheese and sour cream to cut the spice and I'm fine.
Eat the taco stew(?) Ma made last night with less cheese and sour cream and my ass has blown out 2 times since waking up and making bubblegut noises like there will be more.
I legitimately do not understand my body sometimes.
tmi organ talk
I just broke a sweat at work using the toilet. my pelvic floor muscles DO NOT work the way they should.
Definitely just lost 2 lbs by shitting
vags are so fucked
u get vaginosis so they put u on antibiotics which kills bacteria which disrupts ur flora which can cause vaginitis
like u do not get a fkin break
gross talk under the read more
i rly need a doctors appt my pussy smells like a fkin aquarium woops
i am so fucking done. every other day i have to clean up everyone else’s crap because they cant be bothered to clean, or are just lazy, messy fucks.
this week has been the final straw. literally *hours* after i clean the downstairs bathroom, someone thought it’d be a novel idea to shit all over the fucking seat. HOW DO YOU MISS THAT BADLY. i couldn’t be fucked to clean it, someone else can do it for a change.
two weeks later the entire bathroom is covered in shit, piss and even what looks like *blood*. i got fed up and i cleaned the fucker and then just a few hours later it was covered in shit again!!
is it THAT FUCKING HARD to just CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF?
Talking to my on-team co-worker about Some Dude (Lots of details that ar4e both irrelevant yet sum up that emphasis) she.... likes(?) and mentioned how, before going to his house, she made an emergency pit stop at her sisters place to take a dump.
Me: ....Why didn’t you just use his?
Her: Because you don’t do that at a boys house.
Me: I’m pretty sure he does it at his house?
Her: it′s different.
Me: I mean, if you’re dating, better off breaking down those unrealistic ideals early-
Her: we’re not dating.
Me: True, okay, my bad, but you should feel comfortable shitting at a friends house-
Her: We’re not friends.
Me: .....
Me: You don’t hang out?
Her: No, not really.
Me: but you’ve been on dates with him?
Her: That’s different
Me; how is it differen- don’t you like him?!
Her: Well-
Me: Does he like You?
Her: Well we... don’t not like each other like that.
Me: I am- wh-
Her: Just, trust me. You don’t do that at a boys house.
On a different note, getting a blister under a callous is also a bitch