Mar 16, 2017
But you don't seem to care... #lauraharteillustration #parasites #myfave #myfavourite #imyourparasite #moreparasites #grossmen #grossbuthot #filth #filthy #disgusting #imaddicted
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But you don't seem to care... #lauraharteillustration #parasites #myfave #myfavourite #imyourparasite #moreparasites #grossmen #grossbuthot #filth #filthy #disgusting #imaddicted
You make my insides writhe You make me move
to the other side of the room far away from you.
First customer of the day:
Him: *staring at my crotch* I’m so glad this isn’t a bikini barista stand. I’ve never been here before.
Me: Oh, ya? You live around here?
Him: *staring at my boobs and has yet to make eye contact* No I’m from Seattle. Just dropped my wife off at the airport.
Me: So….what are you drinking?
Him: *back to crotch staring* Hey, can you tell me where the bikini stands are so I don’t accidentally stumble on them. I REALLY don’t want to go to one.
Me: *stares* (this is why murder should be legal)