Sooo, your askbox is open for mess asks, eh? >:) *rubs my little messfucker hands together evilly* Here's some ideas for you! (don't have to do all of them, or all at once if you don't want to.)
A giving B head while B has a terrible cold, BUT B is sitting up in a chair while A is on their knees pleasuring them, meaning every sneeze sprays aaalll over A (who's thoroughly enjoying it).
Mess as lube. that's it that's the thought.
A testing different allergens or flowers against B's nose to see how messy they can get their sneezes to be (or maybe trying to find which one gives them the messiest sneezes).
A has slime-related powers, and knows that their sneezes get suuuper messy when they're sick. their recent partner, B, who has the kink, doesn't know this. So A decides to show them firsthand when they catch what is becoming a very sneezy cold.
O_O damn anon you've got the good ideas. I'll probably write for two of them in this ask and maybe make a separate post for the other. I will warn ya. I'm not the best at writing sexual stuff (nothing wrong with it, i just forget positioning)
anyways
1: (mess as lube, I will use afab body terms for this one if you want amab ones I'll make that a separate post, just ask ^-^) "Oh fuck, that's my good (insert thing here)!~" B moans as A pressed their tongue against their cunt. B's head lulled back into the chair, the sounds of moans and thick water-logged sniffling and snorting filled the room. B squirmed needily, their cunt clenching wetly around nothing feeling empty. B grabs A's hand and presses it into them, their thumb rubbing circles on their swollen clit and their fingers pushed inside.
Then a sudden gasp comes and a- "IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww!" comes spraying out of B who lets out a congested moan. Snot dripping in ropes down from their nose, each sneeze making their cunt clench and pulse as A's fingers thrust in and out of them. However B's not done, their chest starts heaving again between moans, their nostrils flaring and twitching. So red and leaky as they build up its practically taking control over their being.
"Ehh! Heegh! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww!!" Another set of sneezes forced their snot and spray lower and lower, misting their lover in the process. B snorts thickly again just barely pulling some of the mess inside right before their nose sneezes it out, with it now landing on their own pussy. A sees this and decides to use it, rubbing the snot along B's clit. This feeling makes A's hips buck forward drawing a desperate whine from them.
"that's it, baby, see doesn't that feel good? you want it inside you?" A asked in an almost teasing tone, B nodded.
"gonna have to sneeze then, love~" A smirks, B nods and snuffles, the feeling of the heavy snot dragging along their red inflamed nostrils kickstarts another tickle.
"Hehh! Heeeeghh! Heh!" And A is all but cheering them on.
"that's it, baby, come on let it out, god you've got so much snot in you don't you? That's right aim it right here, I bet your cunt would love it, just talking about it I can feel you getting wetter~"
"oh fuuhh fugkk hehh Heh! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww! Heh IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww!" And sneeze B did snot splattered and sprayed at A's face and B's cunt. Globs of it poured down and A wasted no time fucking it into B who was panting hard and grabbing onto A's hair.
2: (messy allergy test)
"alright B, you ready?" "uh-huh" A smirked and pulled out a small set of flowers from behind their back as they straddled B's lap. Almost immediately B gasps and sneezes in A's face and spray the arrangement in hand.
"hH’atzzZSChhihhww!! hH’atzzZSChhihhww!" "Goodness bless you, that was quick!" A commented but B wasn't done, their head tilted back as they hitched towards another fit. Each sneeze found itcher, and the flowers were getting coated in spray until
"hH’atzzZSChhihhww! hH’atzzZSChhihhww! Hahh! hH’atzzZSChhihhww" The third sent snot coating flying towards the flowers closest to B's nose. Threads of snot connecting from the flowers to that trembling tickly nose
"my my my, flowers really do set you off, don't they?~ Let's see what this does though?" Taking the flowers away, a rag is replaced, not just any rag, and dust rag. A presses the rag to B's nose and instinctively B sniffles pulling the dust inside. It wasn't long until B started to hitch.
"Heeehhh Heh! Heeeeehh hehhh!" Their eyes squinted, their nose squirming and running down their face but no sneezes.
"oh fuck heehhh its dnot ednough hehh! ugh"
"aw the dust isn't tickly enough for you?" A taunted while rubbing the rag against B's nostrils making the tickle come back but it still wasn't enough. Gasping and hitching, eyes watering, nose running profusely but B was no closer to sneezing. They looked so helpless, so needy! Hell, they even started to beg a little.
"A plehh please hehhh heeehh help bme!"
Well B did say please!
Reaching for the flowers again, and swapping their place from the rag. A started to encourage them
"come on baby, big breathe, try and sniffle some of it in. Fill that poor angry nose up with that itchy pollen, come on!" B quickly shallow sniffles forced tuffs of pollen up B's nose that seemed to desperately want it out. A harsh gasp sounded and B urgently grabbed A by the shoulders as they ducked down into a messy fit.
Each sneeze splattered snot at their face and the flowers, spray came out like a hose as their nose ached for relief. Yup flowers definitely were the winner
mess prompts, huh? well I can't pass up such a good opportunity! Here's a fave of mine that I'd love to see your interpretation of (if you want to of course)
A has a bad, sneezy cold, and has B all tied up and naked in front of them (cnc if you'd like 😏) A then gives B their cold by sneezing all over them and talking about how contagious they are and how sick B is going to be. and B is enjoying every second of being so helpless to stop the cold they're definitely going to catch~.
Oh Nonny! YES YEEEEEES YEEEEEEEEEEES!
(alright CW serious mess and S/D stuff including CNC/Consensual non Consent. DON"T LIKE IT DON"T READ IT)
B looked at in in 'fear' as A towered over their tied up form. A slid into their lap snuffling wetly and leaned over to groan in their ear as their grind against B's bare body.
"Oh i cad waihh wait for you to catch thiih hih this. Bmy head has beed so fuckig full of this cold and I wadt you to have it. it wadts you so fuuh huh EtttSSHHusshh EtttSSHHusshh so fuckig badly" They say as each sneeze sprays their snot heavily into B's face as B squirms in the chair.
"No! No! I don't want your cold no!" A grabs B by the face forcing them to look up at their red twitchy dripping snotty nose. Ropes of varying lengths and thickness exploded from their contagious depths.
"I'mb dnot godda let you escape this ode, its clogging bme up so bahh bad and it wants out, it wadts bme to giih give it EtttSSHHusshh to you~" A purrs as they swivel their hips along B's parts. B's head lulls back with a guttural moan of pleasure feeling the warm heavy snot splatter onto their skin.
i’m absolutely loving your ep/ic snzology writing!! i’m not sure if you’re open to asks, but if you would be willing to write allergic ody/sseus i would be forever indebted to you
if you don’t want prompts/asks then ignore this!! your writing is wonderful, and your characterization of all of them is *chefs kiss*
Ooohh YES NONNY GIVE ME MORE i already HC he's allergic to flowers like horribly allergic, i already have a idea together. Hopefully i can get something out for you soon
Hiii I love your snzarios can you please do one about a cute dom/sub couple in public where the dom has a suuuper snotty cold but wants to make the sub embarrassed and horny by being messy and gross in public? And then later takes them home to take care of their needs/ be taken care of by sub?
(damn Nonny fuck yeah I can ^-^) (D & S are Gender Neutral)
(MESS WARNING)
S was going to lose their mind sitting in D's lap. They could hear every thick and wet sniffle, snort, soft groan from the congestion and lil hitches. D would even somtimes lean over and rub their nose against S's shoulder making them feel how wet and runny D's nose was.
They'd even gotten to a point where D would sneeze into their shoulder splattering their snot into it and wiping their nose on it. This always had S holding back moans, whimpers and squirms especially in front of people.
When they finally got home D cornered S against the wall with a wide smirk and whispered in their ear. "ugh bmy dnose is so full, and those lousy tissues still aren't godda cuuuhh huh huh! cut it. So be a good pet and bme bmy tissue~" With no where to go, S could feel D's breath fluttering against their skin right before D pulled them close and sneezed into their shoulder and chest forcing out multiple thick cords and webs of snot. S was going to melt into a puddle by this point. now that they were in private they could let out a soft moan as their skin became damn and warm from D's sneezing. They had been holding back today so now their nose was demanding attention. D sneezed right in S's face soaking them in spray and snot.
S was gasping and whining and reached up to play with the mess their dom was making. It wasn't long before D grabs S's hand and holds it over their nose and lets out an explosively messy sneeze forcing snot to seep out and coat their entire palm.
sorry if this is a bit awkward (its my first time doing something other than lurking here lol) but do you have any favorite cold scenarios? mess, contagion, ect are all very welcome! thanks! :3
No worries Nonny ^-^ you did great
anyways hmmm probably a person with a cold who's nose is incredibly sensitive and their partner (platonic or romantic) realizes they've ran out of tissues and this cold is getting heavy.
So they just use a soft blanket to catch the sickie's snzs
Will you share some pet play scenarios where the pet is sick/allergic, please? These are so good and I’m brainstorming rn!
Hmmm a sweet pup player being on a pup play date, their doms let them loose in the backyard...both of them forgetting their allergy meds. The poor pups are just moshing around. Their doms remember just as one for their pups starts sneezing...well they're doomed
A kitten pet player who is 1 a huge brat and 2 sick having to wear a bell collar bc they will sneak out of their bed to go and do things. Can't be sneaky if every time you sneeze your dom can hear the bell jingling, get back to bed kitty ^-^ (this can also be applied to foxes since i've noticed alot of fox and kittens tend to have similar behaviors)
Dom not allowing their pet to cover their own sneezes bc 'pups/kits' can't do that. So during a drippy cold every so often the precious pet just comes around the corner asking for help
Dom doing after care on their pet and discovering the poor thing's sniffles have turned into a full blown head cold. Promising to take good care of them. letting them on the actual bed and not letting them rest in their crate or designated sleeping space
Pup who is playing with a feather pillow rips it open to get a nose full of tiny feathers. Their dom would be laughing for days about it while the poor thing is pawing at their nose grumbling and sneezing (tbf i'd laugh myself into oblivion if my sub/pet did this)
I’m obsessed with the idea of Izuku having such a sensitive nose, especially to physical stimuli and I often think Bakugo forgets this fact and when they cuddle, Bakugo will run his finger/knuckle down the bridge of Izuku’s nose as like a soothing type of gesture and get sneezed on. Like Izuku can’t even help it, he just hitches once and sneezes and it catches Bakugo off guard all the time. And he usually wipes away the spray and grumbles a blessing and Izuku blushes and apologizes but that’s the reason why Bakugo catches everything Izuku has. He is so bad at predicting his sneezes or covering or keeping germs to himself. Bakugo always gets it from his shitty Deku.
AHAHAH omfg that's precious and funny, i love this!!!! they're both dumb and I love it
lol deku's a lil contagion bunny (idk where my brain got that) his nose gets so twitchy but Bakugou's not paying attention to it
would you do a post about a dom straddling the subs face and making them sneeze all over their most intimate parts, and then fucking their sneezes and snot into them?
Oh Anon....you...you are now my favorite ^-^ i'm not the best at describing sex buuuut i tried ^-^
D=Dom (duh) S=sub (also duh)
MESS WARNING, NOT FULL SEX BUT THERE I FULFULLED THE ASK. ASSUME ACCORDNINGLY
"that's a good lil slut just let it out for me, no need to be shy~" D purrs with a smirk as they sit on S's face their parts right against their face. a small boquet of flowers tied to their waist being a 'lil' too close to S's nose. Speaking of S's nose, its red and twitching so much from the flowers being to close. Its running like a broken faucet. They could try and sniffle it back but that only forces more pollen inside their nose.
Their poor nose is buzzing and trembling, theirs nothing they can do as they get closer and closer to sneezing. D has their wrists bound with cuffs and D's weight is keeping them down.
"I-I'mb guuh gudduhh huhh hehhh! sdeeehhehh! EEEXHHSHIIIEW! ESSSHIIIEW! EDD'SHIIEEW!" And there it started, snot splatters and sprays all over D's parts elicitng a groan in pleasure from them. D reaches down and strokes and rubs the snot in like lube.
"come on now just a lil more so I can fuck it into you, gotta get it nice and wet, lil whore~"
"ESschhEUhhww!! ESschhEUhhww!!” Another set of sneezes pouring snot from their irritated nose all over D's parts. They pull off their chest and face and line themselves up with S's hole and sink it in. S moans holding onto whatever they can feeling their sticky snot being pushed inside them
