#grouped headcanons

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How They Cuddle (Part 5)

Nightmare

Wraps himself around you like a living nest. The room is pretty warm, and you’ll want plenty of blankets, cause he’s chilly to cuddle with.

No one can even see you under all the tentacles. It’s protection, comfort, and possessiveness all in one.

Dust

You go to bed alone and wake up with a heavy weight on top of you. Do not move. Do not speak. Do not breathe too hard, or he will wake up and decide that he’s no longer in an affectionate mood 

If you turn on the tv and sit really still, he’ll pop in out of nowhere and flop on top of you 

Horror 

Skeleton mattress. He thinks it’s hilarious. 

Scoops you up and carries you in one arm like a cat. If he needs both his hands he puts you on his shoulders (remember to duck for doorways)

Killer

Latches onto your upper body like a monkey. Koala bastard style cuddles. 

The cats do not in fact sleep on the bed with you two. They’ve learned to stay out of Killer’s arm reach once bed time rolls around (they send you forth as their semi willing sacrifice)

Your face gets covered in DT tears, and he squeezes periodically but at least he’s happy?

Cross 

Back to back. Just, pressing his shoulders to yours. 

It helps him relax, knowing he has your back and you have his, even if it’s unlikely that an enemy going to burst into the room.

Will walk up from behind and hug you, especially if he’s in a bad mood.

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How about S/O who loves to lay on the sanses stomach and just sleeps there

Grins and chuckles but won’t move till you wake up. Forget the cat rule, it’s the s/o rule now. He’ll tease you when you’re awake but this has now become one of his favorite memories of you.

Horror, Comic, Dust, Nightmare, Swap, Swan, Geno, Red, Outer, Ccino

Accidentally wakes you up with his cuteness aggression. He’s apologetic, but it was almost worth it to see your sleepy grumpy face glare at him before going back to nuzzling his chest and trying to sleep.

Swad, Cherrybomb, Killer, Heart, Bill, Template 

Pretends like it never happened so he doesn’t have to face his flustered emotions, but absolutely lovesit. He’s going to (not so) subtly try to replicate the situation later.

Fresh, Cross, Error, Shattered, Passive, Syrah

Sits there staring at you the whole time with a lovestruck look and a dopey grin on his face. You’re too cute. You’ve broken him.

Blue, Reaper, Plum, Dream, Ink, Pale

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Hiii! You ever seen those cartoons and the person just pulls out their wallet and a long strip of pictures rolls out onto the floor of either their kids or family of some kind?

S/O has just pictures upon pictures of the Sanses in their wallet, each one differnt than the last lol.

Hi! 👋

Face palms so hard. Where did you even find that many photos.

Outer, Nightmare, Dust, Horror, Ccino, Cross, Geno, Syrah

Finds it a little too funny. He needs one of his own, featuring you of course.

Bill, Comic, Blue, Swap, Error, Shattered, Heart, Fresh, Reaper, Plum, Cherrybomb, Ink, Killer, Swad, Pale

Embarrassment is burning through him as he desperately tries to get you to stop.

Template, Swan, Dream, Passive, Red

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Haiii! Glad to see you're feeling better! ( Or at least I HOPE you're feeling better.. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) )

Can I request the boys with a S/O who's so touch starved that the first couple time they give S/O physical affection they just break down crying?

(It's a little angsty, I know) Have a good day/night, and make sure you don't push yourself too hard! (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

Hi!👋

I’m feeling better!

*Abort! Abort! He made you sad!!!!!*  He panics so hard. Once you manage to explain, though, he squeezes you and cuddles you again more emotionally.

Blue, Red, Heart, Outer, Cherrybomb, Cross, Error, Passive, Pale

Understands and is probably experiencing some intense emotions himself. You two are going to be hugging for a while.

Comic, Reaper, Plum, Dream, Ink, Swap, Horror, Swad, Swan, Shattered, Template

Pretends not to notice, but insists on cuddling you for way longer than he originally planned.

Geno, Fresh, Syrah, Ccino, Nightmare, Killer, Dust, Bill

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Hello!

Can I humbly ask for the sans aus reacting to their s/o asking them if they would still love them if they were a worm, and then the sans au turn around to see their s/o in a full on worm costume? I saw a TikTok about it and thought it was really funny.

Remember to drink water and get rest!

Hi! 👋

Deadpan of all deadpans. “Really?” (It’s funny but he refuses to encourage you)

Nightmare, Syrah, Swan, Passive, Blue, Geno,

He has never laughed harder in his life. On the floor, wheezing, begging to know where you got it.

Ink, Dream, Bill, Killer, Outer, Comic, Red, Swap, Template, Error, Reaper, Heart, Ccino, Cross

Snickers slightly, but continues to act as if you aren’t wearing it, mockingly fussing over you and your ‘insecurities’.

Horror, Dust, Swad, Plum, Shattered, Fresh, Cherrybomb, Pale

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Hii i just had an idea

So you know those clickers that people use to train their pets? I saw that there are people who use it to like positively reinforce train people too! Very palov like behavior, so anyways!

S/O who either jokingly or not, clicker trains the sanses to either do healthy habits or just to see if they would do it.

Have a good dayy

Hi! 👋

Sooo, I really don’t get how ‘clicker training’ works. But! I do know about treat/candy incentive training (I have siblings) so I’m going to do that since I think it would be similar.

He’s deeply amused. It works wonders, and he gets his favorite treats, so he’s happy, but it’s funny watching you essentially treat him like a kid. 

Horror, Swad, Heart, Comic, Fresh, Syrah, Pale

He doesn’t even really notice. He’s gained some weight (thank stars) but otherwise he’s completely oblivious to the fact that the treats he always looks forward to only happen when he’s ‘good’.

Cross, Passive, Dream, Error, Cherrybomb, Reaper, Cross

He hates that it’s effective. It works and he’s so mad about it.

Geno, Nightmare, Dust, Template, Red, Blue, Error, Ccino, Swan

Starts actively setting up situations where he can get treats from you. He’s definitely using your ‘help’ to his advantage.

Killer, Plum, Swap, Outer, Ink, Bill, Shattered

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hello! how would the sanses be if their s/o gave them a rock, and when they accepted it, the s/o just says “Great! We’re married now. Penguin rules”

also, idk ‘bout you, but it’s starting to get late where i am, so don’t forget to sleep once it’s bedtime! also also, did you know that dark chocolate actually has some stuff in it that’s good for you? just wanted to share, thought it was neat.

-🌺

Hi! 👋 Don’t worry I went to bed early yesterday! And I did know dark chocolate is healthy! It’s definitely interesting to see the differences between ingredients in different foods.

Your ‘husband’ blinked down at the pebble on his hand. You’d taken hours to pick it out, trying to find one that matched his eyelights perfectly.

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His eye sockets crinkled around the edges. “Does that mean I should get you one too?”

Heart, Comic, Dream, Swap, Ccino, Pale, Cross, Passive 

He snorted, pocketing the rock with disguised carefulness. “You’re such a weirdo.”

Error, Geno, Red, Horror, Dust, Swan

You yelp as you find yourself lifted into the air. Your new husband snickered at the shock on your face, “Guess I should find a church then, hmm?”

Syrah, Swad, Bill, Nightmare, Killer, Shattered

“Ack!” You shrieked as a solid and very excitable skull knocked into your forehead. He laughed breathlessly, continuing to aggressively nuzzle your face. “Sorry!”

Blue, Plum, Cherrybomb, Ink, Template, Fresh, Reaper