Sep 4, 2024
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I don’t think there’s anyone I personally know that likes tomatoes
Then I have a supermarket tomato slice or a fast food tomato slice and it all makes fucking sense
hubflowcr replied to your post:piper when she gets corrected on the title she...
piper, it’s richter. if he asks you to call him that, you do it.
...okay, for someone with such a huge dick, you have no balls at all.
But what if life doesn't give you lemons??
You’re just a fucking boy that doesn’t know what to do with a WOMAN.
I need to fix my fucking eyebrows those things are embarrassing
Scene: line to the condiment bar and growing.
A man comes up to me with three girls in tow. "I'd like a salted caramel macchiato, Grande." A salted caramel mocha? "Yeah, sure. It's for my wife, she has a birthday drink?" Alright, anything else today? "Well, she said to do them all separately... She gets more points that way." (You don't fucking say. Not like we have other customers.) Okay, let's ring that up then. What's next? "A kid's hot chocolate. We are going to need three (all rung up separately). And a cake pop." Which cake pop? The pink one? "Um... The pink one, sweetie? Yeah. The pink one." Do you need three of those? "Um... Do you want one? Two... three. Yeah, three of those." (Get three cake pops and three kids hot chocolates rung up separately, and think he is done) Have a nice- "Actually, I have one more, a Grande pal please." Ok then. (Contained anger grows but I stayed polite. #so proud.)