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So I found a white tailed spider

It was sitting inside the mailbox at my work. Now I know this may sound like an Aussie stereotype. But the general reaction to it was

“Oh good. I know it’s there so I just won’t stick my hand in all the way”

You know you’re Australian when... you would come to school early just to play handball

Aussie Citizenship Test Proposal

To prove that they can survive the harsh conditions of this country, prospective citizens must complete the seven wonders of Australian living:

Crossing a school oval on which both plovers and magpies are nesting, using only your wits and natural resources to survive

Distinguishing between the new flavour of Shapes and the old

Sitting through a whole episode of Round the Twist without cringing

Spreading just the right amount of Vegemite on your toast, not too much and not too little

Lying almost naked under the ceiling fan with an ice pack because “the fuckin air con’s bloody pissed itself”

Knowing exactly when to yell “wake up Jeff!” during the Wiggles (the old one’s of course, because they are superior)

Not getting angry when the Maccas soft-serve machine is broken in 45 degree weather

core memory unlocked: christmas eve on the farm watching the adults bust a move to eagle rock by daddy cool

I love how I knew Chris Hemsworth because of a foxtel ad before i even knew what thor was.

Friend: “Can I copy your homework?”

Me: “Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious.”

Friend: “Ok”

Happy Australia Day everyone !

Old mate: get us a beer would ya

Older mate: age before beauty, get it ya self ya cunt

This was my favourite show growing up. There’s finally an episode online! I thought it was lost forever!

#growing up aussie