#growtherton

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Barry’s signed up at Golden Lamp Fitness, and had his first meeting with a personal trainer to discuss some of his fitness goals. His trainer isn’t on quite the same page.

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You’d think Growtherton University would be killing it in the college sports circuit but with both Pfatter U and Himbo U in the wider region, the wrestling team’s been struggling to get on the podium for years. Coach Andersen has some new training techniques this semester that might give them the edge they need.

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The boys at Beta Iota Gamma house love their snacks, and anyone who’s ever been on a student budget knows you can’t pass up a deal. The post-Halloween candy boom is basically an unofficial tradition at this point. But you gotta be careful where you buy. You might have the wrong idea about why it’s such a steal.

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It’s Milo’s sophomore year at West Growtherton Community College but he’s decided to try and be more social this year and is attending his first kegger. He’s not much of a drinker, so he’s gotta be careful and pace himself. It can really sneak up on ya.

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Craig's looking for a change, so he signed up at Golden Lamp Fitness. It's a bit more out of the way than a lot of the gyms in Growtherton, but you can't argue with the rates, and the personal trainers are very friendly and accommodating. Well maybe accommodating is the wrong word. They'll listen with understanding to your fitness goals, but they may have other ideas, and they, uhh... well they tend to get their way.

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Guys, can we please have a talk about security protocol at Delta Labs? So as I'm sure you know, because he won't stop complaining about it, Tyler from accounting had to move back in with his parents after his rental changed owners, and his younger brother Noah has grown up a lot since he started going to West Growtherton Community College and isn't quite the target for bullying that Tyler fondly remembers. I guess he decided to try and relive the glory days with a growth ray from R&D. And of course, he didn't follow the first rule of ray gun safety: watch out for mirrors. But no, we're not firing Tyler, we're just going to order some bigger uniforms for him.

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You didn't make it to the Beta Iota Gamma bbq last weekend? That sucks man, it was legendary!

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Our new roommate Spike is a freshman. It's his first time living away from home so I'm trying to be chill about it, but he keeps stealing other people's food. I tried to call him on it, but he won't cop to it. So I guess we're doing this the hard way. I stopped by the Yates' Alchemy and Potion Emporium in the occult district, and baked a batch of my famous lemon muffins. This time, his usual excuse isn't gonna cut it.