Ugh, idiot. I told you not to fuck with my gear anymore. Now look at you, getting way more than you bargained for, huh? What did I say, 'Don't steal any more of my shit, or it'll be the last thing you do!'
I wasn't lying. Maybe they'll name the next dorm building after you when you inevitably outgrow this one, you greedy blimp.
"A (gigantic), (extremely broad shouldered), (absurdly muscular), (overgrown), (rugged, mature face) male bodybuilder with an (impossibly muscular, hulking, wide-framed physique) with (hugely inflated musculature). He has a (handsome, rugged) face. He's wearing small, black gym shorts, bursting out of his clothes. He's on his knees, dorm room; his grotesquely muscular arms are stuck straight out. His head is engulfed by his own muscular mass. He's gritting his teeth, pained, red-faced, yelling. He's growing incredibly wide; his arms are (extremely muscular, thick, bloated) and stuck straight out from his sides; supported by (immense, very wide, thick) back muscles with widely flared latissimus muscles. He's bigger than a blimp; extremely wide and bloated with inflating muscles. His skin is very shiny, like overstretched latex. He's (about to explode like a balloon); sweating. His enormous, freakishly muscular, hulking body is taking up most of the view; his arms are so bloated and swollen with muscle, they're stuck straight out. He's grotesquely bloated with muscle. His head looks tiny, being engulfed by his enormous upper body muscles; swelling out massively wider than he is tall. He's thick enough to fill the space between the floor and ceiling, busting out of windows. In the background, leaning in a doorway with arms crossed, a heavyweight, muscular, athletic male"